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Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. -breath- Nope.

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There aren't any wait-listers.....

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So long as it *is* a new character.

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Special Snowflake.

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Total Members Voted: 19

[Onyxjew944]

Alright, character sheets checked. You know what I found? They're incredibly unbalanced. Ynot, Bork, and Unknown Human are practically powerless, while Grek, Sarron, and Josh, while they are not exactly gods, they are significantly superior to the others. But the technically weaker group all chose to be nearly powerless at character creation. And only one has a problem with it. I say we leave this one to the dice, shall we?

Blenk is technically part of the second group, but that would be because he is training his magic pretty regularly. And this argument was over unbalanced character generation, not earned levels.

[mesor]

(( I'm a nice Yeti as well I won't kill my own team, unless they are annoying humans who try to kill injure me and kill part of their own team and steal from me..... Bork. ))

[Thecard]

(( I'm a nice Yeti as well I won't kill my own team, unless they are annoying humans who try to kill injure me and kill part of their own team and steal from me..... Bork. ))

A nice Yeti with bloodlust?  Sounds legit.

[Onyxjew944]

I just remembered something. Josh grabbed you. You are both locked into a small proximity with little mobility on either side because of the size of the tunnel and the size of the Yeti.

What does this mean for the game? Neither of you can dodge. At all. More in depth reasoning:

The Yeti cannot move along the z-axis because of tunnel height.
The Yeti cannot move along the x-axis because of tunnel width.
The Yeti cannot move along the y-axis without losing hold of his charge.

The Human cannot move along the z-axis because he cannot stand.
The Human cannot move along the x-axis because of tunnel width.
The Human cannot move along the y-axis because of his leg being in a death grip.



Much blood will flow in the following turns.

[mesor]

(( Hey the damned human deserves to die, anybody else I'll be more then happy to help, this one just has to be killed for all our goods. Remember he said himself it's his mission in this game to kill us, I just decided to kill him before he trys to kill me or one of you... again.

Good point, better make a slight edit to my move .

Why am I punching him when I have a bloody strong hammer to hit him with? ))

[TopHat]

If they die I call their stuff!

[mesor]

(( You come near my stuff and I'll come back to life to kill you. ))

[Thecard]

(( You come near my stuff and I'll come back to life to kill you. ))

I kind of want you to die now just so you can be a zombie.
I mean,
Yeti: Cool. 
Zombie: Awesome. 
Zombie Yeti: Even better. Somehow.


But I'll be honest, Bork is boned.

[Caerwyn]

Blenk will hunt the Yeti down and avenge our soon-to-be fallen comrade...

Someday.

[mesor]

(( You have to find out I killed him first, you ain't here and I dam sure ain't gonna tell you. ))

[Onyxjew944]

Valentine the thought bubble could scout....

Also, wouldn't it be kind of obvious you did if they see you carrying his weapons, and covered in blood?

[mesor]

They are in a hut and I'm underground, probably gonna be a while before they see me again and I can always say I found him dead.

But hey he's welcome to attack me, I have no issues with defending myself .

[Thecard]

They are in a hut and I'm underground, probably gonna be a while before they see me again and I can always say I found him dead.

But hey he's welcome to attack me, I have no issues with defending myself .

Don't go thinking you're invincible.  That is a sure way to die.

[mesor]

I'm not just staying in character, I'm currently a very pissed off yeti fighting is kinda my thing right now.

[Onyxjew944]

When this devolves into what my first fortress did... I will laugh. I will laugh heartily. History repeating itself is always a beautiful way to end the day.

Transcript of ònulrodum, Mirroredbowels:

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It started out wonderfully, we found iron ores in droves, enough bituminous coal to last for centuries, and a good supply of farmable soil. I lasted through two years. Ended up with a front gate trapped so thoroughly that when one of my dwarves was knocked unconscious on a tile, he was knocked back an forth by the blades and hammers for almost a full minute, all that was left was a finger. We buried it. Then Winter came. One thing led to another and I had no drinking water and no beer. Seventy five percent of the population died of thirst within a month. The remaining twenty five percent descended into a tantrum spiral. Fights broke out. Parent fought child, husband fought wife. Babies were murdered by flying chairs. A cat spent two months with it's intestines trailing behind it a full two blocks before a beserking dwarf stomped it into oblivion. There was a sole survivor. A jeweler who was taken by a mood at the time, he stayed in that workshop until the fighting was over. Enduring the onslaught. Surrounded by the screams of his friends dying just outside his door. And all he could think about was how he couldn't find any leather. He managed to rebuild ònulrodum. He lasted until the next migrant wave. He went insane. The migrants were shortly killed by an ambush.

The moral? I can't bloody wait for you all to start slaughtering each other. It's freakin' hilarious.