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Increase eversification skill to be able to go to level 10.
10 worse than 9, which worse than 8.
(5) YOU MEDITATE NATURE OF GOOD AND EVIL. EVERSIFICATION RANGE INCREASED FROM x-1 THROUGH x-8 TO x-0 THROUGH x-9.
CREATE HUGE ARMADA AND SEND IT TO MARS TO DESTROY DEAMONS
HAVE THEM NOT MADE OF WOOD
BRING EARTH MILITARY BACK
EXPAND DEFENCE NETWORK
(5) ARMADA CREATED OUT OF ARMADILLOS. ARMADILLO ARMADA WEAKENS DEMON FLEET. ARMADILLO ARMADA UNINJURED BECAUSE OF HIGH DEFENSE. EARTH MILITARY REVIVED. DEFENSE NETWORK BECOMES MORE COMPETENT.
CAST LEVEL 2 STEAM
(5) STEAM CAST. LVL 3 STEAMMANCY REACHED
Become a rock star.
(5) ROCK STARDOM ACHIEVED. SEX APPEAL INCREASED BY 30!!
EVERSIFICATE WORLD TO X-5. LAUGH AS DEMON HANDS ARE EVERYWHERE.
(5) WEIRD HAND THINGS COME OUT FROM SURPRISING PLACES. ONE COMES FROM MOUTH, BUT SEEMS FRIENDLY. FRIEND ACQUIRED: MOUTH HAND.
AQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY ATTACKING BACONURY GOVERNMENT. FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT FLEET ATTACKING MARS.
(5) BACONURY DAMAGED. NUCLEAR WEAPONS LAUNCHED AT FLEET. FLEET DAMAGED! OH, AND YOU ALREADY HAD NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
HAVE FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS ATTACK THE DEMON FLEET. HAVE MORE FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS PROTECT CORAI. HAVE WHATEVER'S LEFT MAKE NEW MARS OUT OF JUPITER.
(5) ONLY HAVE ONE FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIER. JUPITER PRESSURIZED INTO SMALLER, ROCKY PLANET. BASE SET UP ON JUPITER.
Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.
Hmm. Ignore previous said action then. Hire Shelly De Killer to kill the demon king. Re-write laws so I can sue demon king and fleet.
AID ACTION
(5) SHELLY EASILY INFILTRATES AS DEMON BUTLER. SHELLY PUT ON SUPPORT SHIP. THERE IS LAW AGAINST REWRITING LAWS.
Flee with the cybermice to Pluto! Make the ones without fire powers get COLD POWERS! Fire Wsoxfan's nukes at himself! Alliance with anyone who wants! UNDERGARMENTS VS DEMONS TOO!
(5) GAINED PLUTO BASE. GAINED ICE-BENDER CYBERMICE. NUKE LAUNCHED AT WSOXFAN. UNDERGARMENTS WEAKEN DEMON FLEET FURTHER!
>COMPLETE RELIGION
>CONTINUE CRUSADE
>SCRAMBLE SERAPH FIGHTERS TO INTERCEPT DEMON FIGHTERS
>FIRE SINGULARITY CANNONS AGAINST DEMON FLANKS
>LAUNCH BARRAGE OF TRANSPHASIC AND PHOTON TORPEDOES AT DEMON FLEET AND EVIL KING
>FIRE DEATHSTAR'S MAIN WEAPON AT DEMON FOOTHOLD
>BREW CUP OF BLACK TEA AND MUNCH ON CUPCAKE WHILE WATCHING THE FIREWORKS FROM THE BRIDGE OF THE CAPITAL SHIP
(5) RELIGION COMPLETE. YOU NOW PROPHET OF MAGI-TECH RELIGION. FLEET CONTINUE BATTLING DEMON FLEET. DEMON FLEET WEAKENED! SERAPH FIGHTERS CREATED TO FIGHT DEMON FLEET. DEATHSTAR CONSTRUCTION BEGUN. MEAL IS DELICIOUS.
-MEGASNIP-
IMPEDE ALL IMPEDING. EXCEPT THIS ONE.
(5) YOU DO ONLY VALID IMPEDING ACTION (ONE CANNOT IMPEDE SOMEONE IMPEDING THEIR ACTION, SINCE BUSY WITH ACTION BEING IMPEDED). GUARDIANSHIP OVER IMPEDANCE OBTAINED (CAN NOW VETO SOME IMPEDANCE ACTIONS).
GO TO MARS AND START USING WHATEVER RITUALS I CAN FIND TO RELEASE WHATEVER THEY FEAR.
UPGRADE FLEET WITH WOOD SUBSTITUTE. BUY FROM OTHERS IF NECESSARY.
HAVE FLEET PUSH THROUGH CENTER TO DIVIDE DEMON FLEET IN HALF.
START WORK ON SECRET ELECTRO-MAGNETIC WEAPONS. GET MATERIALS FROM LUNARIANS.
LAUNCH MORE NUKES AT VENUS.
(5) FOUND BOOK ON OMNICIDAL ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS. RITUAL PERFORMED. FLEET PUSH THROUGH DEMON FLEET. SECRET WEAPON DEVELOPMENT STARTED! LUNARIANS GIVE MOON CHEESE! NUKES GREATLY WEAKEN UNDEFENDED VENUS!
NPC ACTIONS:
(3) DR. FURIO TIGRE SENDS WARNING TO MISKO27 THAT HELPING RELEASE MARS THING IS BAD IDEA. WARNING OBTAINED AFTER MISKO27 PERFORMS RITUAL.
(4) LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 GETS OVER 10EBBOR10. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
(1) CATSPLOSION SCARED OF DEMON FLEET, AND RUNS AWAY. CATSPLOSION NO LONGER IN THIS GAME.
(6) EVIL SAN SERAPHS CREATED ON VENUS TO FIGHT DA_NANG'S SERAPHS! DEMON FLEET TRIES TO FREEZE MOLTEN MARS WITH ICE BEAM TO MAKE IT SOLID AGAIN. MOLTEN MARS BLOWS UP BEFORE DEMON FLEET COULD SUCCEED. SOMETHING IS RELEASED FROM MARS!
MALUS SCRIPTO:
MALUS SCRIPTO ATTACKS VENUS. (0) VENUS DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE.
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT, HAS ONE LARGE EXCITING UNIVERSE, HAS INVERSION SKILL, HAS ASTRAL SHIELD SKILL, HAS PORTAL FORMATION
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN), TACTICAL GENIUS, LVL 3 FORNICATOR, 3 RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH SUN, HAS SUMMER HOME ON SUN, IS COWARD, PREPARING SAFE HAVEN, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP PROTECTED BY GIANT HAIRBALL, HAS CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST, IS VERY GOOD AT MASS EFFECT, DOESN'T HATE EARTH LIKE ALL YOU OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE, IS AWESOME ALLIANCE-FOUNDER, GOOD AT PROPAGATING PROPAGANDA, HAS WEAKER COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM WITH COMPETENT DEFENSE SYSTEM, HAS FLEET, HAS ARMADILLO ARMADA
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS FIRE CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS, HAS FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS THAT THEIR WEARER A FLAMING WOODEN MACHINE GUN, CYBERMOUSE KING, HAS SMALL SPACE ARMY
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT, HAS ONE HAPPY ANTI-SHIPS, HAS ONE ANNOYED ANTI-SHIP, HAS ASTEROIDS, DR. FURIO TIGRE WORKS FOR HIM, BACONURY IN DIMENSIONAL SAFE-HOUSE, HAS PHONE NUMBER OF PRESIDENTIAL AIDE, HAS BOOK ON OMNICIDAL ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS, HAS SECRET ELECTRO-MAGNET WEAPON IN WORKS, HAS MOON CHEESE
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2, IS CAPTAIN AMERICA OF BACON, OWES PHONE COMPANY, IS ROCK STAR, IS VERY SEXY
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, HAS 1 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER HAS 0 IRON, 880 OIL, OWNS JUPITER BASE
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (1 TURNS), SMELLS NICE, CAN EVERSIFICATE BETWEEN X-0 AND X-9, INCLUSIVE
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION, IS VERY GOOD AT HALO, HAS SUPER AWESOME HALO FLEET, HAS LARGE BADASS MOOK FLEET, IS PROPHET OF MAGI-TECH RELIGION, HAS SERAPH MINIONS, MAKING DEATHSTAR
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED, IS SUNBURNED, LIKES GENOCIDE, HQ PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAUS PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAS CALDARIAN HEAVY BATTLECRUISER, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES
Fireiy: IS AWESOMELY JUDICIAL, OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY, HAS PILE OF MISKO27 AND GREATWYRMGOLD'S MONEY, CHESS PRO, HAS BAILIFF MINION, HAS CHESS MANIPULATION
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME ARSONIST, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER, HAS SUNFLOWER GARDEN ON SUN, LOVES SUNFLOWERS, LVL 2 STEAMMANCY
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
miauw62: IS AWESOME CRATER-CREATOR, HAS EXPLODING SKILLS LVL 2, HAS BLOW STUFF UP WITH YOUR MIND SKILLS LVL 1, BRIGADIER GENERAL FOR CYBERMOUSE LEGION, HAS PERSONAL ASSISTANT CYBERMOUSE
Wrex: IS AWESOME EVERSIFICOPIER, HAS LVL 2 EVERSIFICATION, OWNS WORLD OF HELLISH TORMENT, HAS MOUTH HAND FRIEND
Aseaheru: THIS DESCRIPTION WAS IMPEDED
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LEGION: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD, HAS BROKEN LEG
CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, WELL RESTED RAN AWAY
EARTH MILITARY: DEAD REVIVED, CONFUSED
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, HAVE SPACESHIP, NEARLY EXTINCT DEAD
DR. FURIO TIGRE: BADASS GENIUS?
DEMONIC FLEET: HAS EVIL SAN SERAPHS
MALUS SCRIPTO: !!!!
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