PREVIOUS TURNNEXT TURN (DOESN'T EXIST YET)
(?) SUPER HUGE SURGE OF POWER INFUSED IN EVERYONE. EVERYONE GAINED EFFECT "ALWAYS ROLL 1000" (CANNOT BE DISPELLED, CANNOT BE REFRESHED) FOR 1 TURN(S)!
CALL HELP FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND MASS EFFECT
SEND ARMADILLO FLEET AGIANST MALUS
EXPAND AND REINFORCE FLEET DEFENDEING COPY OF SOLAT SYSTEM
HAVE EARTH MILITARY HELP
ALSO SEND DESIGNS FOR CRUISER TO ALL WHO ARE TRYING TO DESTROY DEAMONS AND MALUS
(1000) POWERFUL SCREAM FOR AID OPENS PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND MASS EFFECT SHIPS POOR OUT AND CHARGE INTO BATTLE AGAINST MALUS SCRIPTO. ARMADILLO FLEET GLOWS AND THEN GAINS TITANIUM ARMOUR AND CHARGES AT MALUS SCRIPTO. COPY SOLAR SYSTEM GROWS AND EXPANDS, AND SO DOES THE DEFENSE NETWORK. EVERYONE NOW HAS DESIGNS FOR CRUISER.
Delete whatever released from MARS with flaming undergarments! Make Pluto cybermouse Utopia! Continue exterminating demons!
(1000) FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS GLOW, AND PRODUCE FLAMING PANTYHOSE. FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS AND PANTYHOSE DUAL EQUIPPED! FLAMING WEAPONS SLICE THROUGH MALUS SCRIPTO! CYBERMICE BUILD UP PLUTO BASE. DEMON FLEET ALSO DAMAGED.
QUICK! EVERSE TO X-0 WHILE WREX EVERSES TO X-9! THE COMBINED EVERSIFICATION WILL RIP THE UNIVERSE A NEW ONE!
(1000) UNIVERSE FILLS WITH RAINBOWS, UNICORNS, AND GENERAL PANSYNESS. FLYING UNICORN ARMY OBTAINED! YOU GROW A UNICORN HORN THAT CAN SHOOT RAINBOWS.
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. the fleet.
WRITE A STORY, SEND IT TO THE FLEET. MAKE SURE IT IS ORIGINAL.
Write a letter to Misko apologizing for stealing nuclear missiles.
(1000) WRITING IS SO MAJESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL THAT IT COMES TO LIFE! THE STORY WAS ABOUT ALIENS LANDING IN ANTARCTICA THAT THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS A COLD WASTELAND. THE TWIST IS THAT THE WORLD IS COLD WASTELAND, AND THAT NUCLEAR WAR DESTROYED HUMANITY. IT IS BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS. ALIENS WORSHIP YOU AS THEIR GOD. OBTAINED ALIENS! OBTAINED ALIEN FLEET! OBTAINED FROZEN EARTH! APOLOGY TO MISKO IS HEARTWARMING.
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CAST LEVEL STEAM MALUS SCRIPTO
(1000) MASSIVE STEAM HURRICANE LAUNCHED AT MALUS SCRIPTO. LEVEL 10 STEAMMANCY OBTAINED!
UNLEASH A ARMY OF WELL-TRAINED WRITERS. LAUNCH WRITINGS AT MALUS SCRIPTO
FINISH LAST OF EVACUATIONS.
ASK OUT FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE. MAY AS WELL GET SOMETHING DONE BEFORE WE ALL DIE.
PRAY TO JEBUS FOR PROTECTION, JEBUS BEING THE GOD OF BACON.
(1000) POWER OF CREATIVITY TEARS MANY SMALL HOLES IN MALUS SCRIPTO! MALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE ADMITS TO HAVE BEEN FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE ALL ALONG. TURNS OUT YOU'RE NOT GAY (I THINK). JEBUS HEARS PRAYER, AND GRANTS YOU HOLY BLADE BACONXCALIBUR. BACONXCALIBUR OBTAINED!
Order Shelly De Killer to attack wsoxfan instead. Sue Malus Scripto for infringing copyright laws. While drinking 17 cups of coffee.
(1000) SHELLY DE KILLER LEAVES SHIP INCONSPICUOUSLY AND PRETENDS TO WORK FOR WSOXFAN. MALUS SCRIPTO HAS ABOUT A MILLION OR SO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS! MUCH OF MALUS SCRIPTO'S POWER IS LOST! CUPS OF COFFEE REMIND YOU OF EPISODE OF FUTURAMA.
>BLESS COVENANT FORCES WITH MAGI-TECH POWERS
>COUNTER ENEMY SERAPHS WITH MORE SERAPHS. ACHIEVE VICTORY THROUGH ATTRITION WARFARE
>FINISH CONSTRUCTION OF DEATHSTAR. FIRE ITS MAIN WEAPON AT DEMON FOOTHOLD
>SEND STEALTH SCOUTS TO GATHER INTELLIGENCE ON MALUS SCRIPTO
"My faithful. Our enemies stand at our doorstep, but we shall not let them triumph over our holy crusade. They will seek to use the power of our ancestors to bring ruin to us all - a fate we shall not allow. For we stand strong. Our faith is strong.
We shall not fall."
>CONTINUE FEAST WITH EPIC MAIN COURSE, SWEDISH-STYLE
(1000) MAGI-TECH POWERS EXPAND TO NEW LEVEL! SERAPHS EASILY DISPATCH OF SAN SERAPHS, AND EVEN KILL SOME DEMON FLEET! NO NEED FOR ATTRITION. DEATHSTAR IS COMPLETE. DEMON FLEET HEAVILY DAMAGED BY DEATHSTAR! STEALTH SCOUTS DISCOVER THAT MALUS SCRIPTO HASN'T FINISHED DIGESTING POWER IT STOLE. ANTI-BACON SQUAD MEMBERS, SUPERMEN, AND EXPLOSION CAN BE RECOVERED! AMAZING SPEECH HELPED OUT.
NPC ACTIONS:
(1) DR. FURIO TIGRE SCARED OF DEMON FLEET, AND RUNS AWAY. DR. FURIO TIGRE GONE FOR NOW.
(6) DEMON FLEET IS VERY WEAKENED, AND TRIES TO ESCAPE. DEMON FLEET SCATTER!
(?) VOICE OF RANDOM NUMBER GOD SHOUTS OUT. "FINISH MALUS, MY CHILDREN. I AM THE ONE WHO GRANTED YOU SUPER POWER SURGE. TODAY YOU WILL REACH THE NEXT LEVEL OF EVOLUTION. HOW YOU EVOLVE WILL DEPEND ON HOW YOU DEFEAT MALUS."
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT, HAS ONE LARGE EXCITING UNIVERSE, HAS INVERSION SKILL, HAS ASTRAL SHIELD SKILL, HAS PORTAL FORMATION
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN), TACTICAL GENIUS, LVL 3 FORNICATOR, 3 RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH SUN, HAS SUMMER HOME ON SUN, IS COWARD, PREPARING SAFE HAVEN, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP PROTECTED BY GIANT HAIRBALL, HAS CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST, IS VERY GOOD AT MASS EFFECT, DOESN'T HATE EARTH LIKE ALL YOU OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE, IS AWESOME ALLIANCE-FOUNDER, GOOD AT PROPAGATING PROPAGANDA, HAS WEAKER COPY OF SOLAR SYSTEM WITH COMPETENT DEFENSE SYSTEM, HAS FLEET, HAS TITANIUM ARMADILLO ARMADA, HAS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND MASS EFFECT FLEETS
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS FIRE CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS, HAS FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS THAT THEIR WEARER A FLAMING WOODEN MACHINE GUN, CYBERMOUSE KING, HAS SMALL SPACE ARMY, HAS FLAMING WOODEN PANTYHOSE, HAS PLUTO BASE
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT, HAS ONE HAPPY ANTI-SHIPS, HAS ONE ANNOYED ANTI-SHIP, HAS ASTEROIDS, DR. FURIO TIGRE WORKS FOR HIM, BACONURY IN DIMENSIONAL SAFE-HOUSE, HAS PHONE NUMBER OF COMPLETELY FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE, HAS BOOK ON OMNICIDAL ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS, HAS SECRET ELECTRO-MAGNET WEAPON IN WORKS, HAS MOON CHEESE, HAS BACONXCALIBUR
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2, IS CAPTAIN AMERICA OF BACON, OWES PHONE COMPANY, IS ROCK STAR, IS VERY SEXY
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, HAS 1 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER HAS 0 IRON, 880 OIL, OWNS JUPITER BASE
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (1 TURNS), SMELLS NICE, CAN EVERSIFICATE BETWEEN X-0 AND X-9 INCLUSIVE, HAS FLYING UNICORN ARMY, HAS MAGIC UNICORN HORN
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION, IS VERY GOOD AT HALO, HAS SUPER AWESOME HALO FLEET, HAS LARGE BADASS MOOK FLEET, IS PROPHET OF MAGI-TECH RELIGION, HAS SERAPH MINIONS, HAS DEATHSTAR
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED, IS SUNBURNED, LIKES GENOCIDE, HQ PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAUS PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAS CALDARIAN HEAVY BATTLECRUISER, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES, HAS ALIEN MINIONS, HAS ALIEN FLEET, HAS FROZEN APOCALYPTIC ALTERNATE-REALITY EARTH.
Fireiy: IS AWESOMELY JUDICIAL, OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY, HAS PILE OF MISKO27 AND GREATWYRMGOLD'S MONEY, CHESS PRO, HAS BAILIFF MINION, HAS CHESS MANIPULATION
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME ARSONIST, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER, HAS SUNFLOWER GARDEN ON SUN, LOVES SUNFLOWERS, LVL 10 STEAMMANCER
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
miauw62: IS AWESOME CRATER-CREATOR, HAS EXPLODING SKILLS LVL 2, HAS BLOW STUFF UP WITH YOUR MIND SKILLS LVL 1, BRIGADIER GENERAL FOR CYBERMOUSE LEGION, HAS PERSONAL ASSISTANT CYBERMOUSE
Wrex: IS AWESOME EVERSIFICOPIER, HAS LVL 2 EVERSIFICATION, OWNS WORLD OF HELLISH TORMENT, HAS MOUTH HAND FRIEND
Aseaheru: THIS DESCRIPTION WAS IMPEDED
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LEGION: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD, HAS BROKEN LEG
CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, WELL RESTED RAN AWAY
EARTH MILITARY: DEAD REVIVED, CONFUSED
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, HAVE SPACESHIP, NEARLY EXTINCT DEAD
DR. FURIO TIGRE: BADASS GENIUS?
DEMONIC FLEET: HAS EVIL SAN SERAPHS
MALUS SCRIPTO: !!!!
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