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EVERSICATE UNIVRSE TO X-8
(5) EVERSICATION MADE WOOD WEAKER. ALL OBJECTS MADE OF WOOD WEAKEN. WSOXFAN'S FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER IS NOT AFFECTED (CONTAINS NO WOOD). ALL OTHER PLAYER SHIPS (AND DEMON FLEET SHIPS) WEAKENED SIGNIFICANTLY!
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STEAL CALDARIA VEHICLES, USE THEM TO ATTACK DEMON FLEET.
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WORK WITH BACONURY MILITARY TO EVAC CIVILIANS FROM THE CHAOS, BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD GUYS.
(5) CALDARIAN HEAVY BATTLECRUISER OBTAINED! BATTLECRUISER USES PLASTIC-BASED FAUX WOOD, AND IS THEREFORE IMMUNE TO EVERSIFICATION. HEAVY BATTLECRUISER WEAKENS DEMON FLEET ATTACKING BACONURY! CIVILIANS EVACUATED TO GIANT GOVERNMENT FALLOUT SHELTER.
"WHOAH. THAT PROBABLY BAD
TIME FOR A HOLIDAY"
> LEAVE SKELETON CREW OF SLAVES TO MANAGE THE MAIN MANSION (MAINSION?)
> TAKE QUEEN, THREE-LEGGED PET DONKEY, THE HOUSEHOLD COOK AND MY STUFFED BEAR NAMED MISTER TINKLES, LOAD EVERYONE INTO MY BEST SPACE SHUTTLE AND GO TO HOUSE ON SUN FOR EXTENDED VACATION
> WRITE APOLOGETIC LETTER TO CORAI FOR NOT ASSISTING ABCS FURTHER, BUT I HAVE FAMILY TO THINK OF IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES. HE IS ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY HOME, THOUGH, IF HE EVER NEEDS REST AND SHELTER
> START NEW HOUSING AND COMMUNITY INITIATIVES ON SUN, AIM ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN AT ALL THE SOON-TO-BE REFUGEES FROM THIS VENUS BUSINESS
>I WILL TRY AND PROVIDE SAFE, AFFORDABLE HOUSING ON THE SUNNY... SUN FOR ALL DISPLACED PERSONS, MAKING THIS NEW COMMUNITY A SAFE HAVEN AMONGST THE GALAXY'S INSTABILITY
(5) YOU COWARDLY EVACUATE TO SUN. LETTER OF APOLOGY SENT TO CORAI. PREPARATIONS FOR SURVIVORS STARTED. SUN IS NOW THE SWITZERLAND OF SPACE.
I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.
(5) NOT HAPPENING. AT LEAST NOT ANY TIME SOON. SKILL GAINED: PORTAL FORMATION.
Sue the evil king on charges of threatening public safety. Make sure bailiffs are strong enough to keep him and his ships in line.
Make a logic chess barrier around Mars, the court-room and send logic chess pieces to attack the fleet around Venus.
(To anyone who doesn't know what Logic Chess is, the background basically turns into a giant chessboard with giant floating chess pieces.)
(5) EVIL KING HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! BAILIFF MINION OBTAINED! MYSTIC CHESS FIELD CREATED AROUND MARS. SKILL GAINED: CHESS MANIPULATION. MYSTIC CHESS FIELD GENERATES FLYING CHESS PIECES. GIANT CHESS PIECES RAM INTO VENUSIAN FLEET. FLEET SLIGHTLY WEAKENED! SOME CHESS PIECES DESTROYED!
>CREATE NEW RELIGION WITH ME AS PROPHET
>USE FLEETS TO CRUSADE AGAINST DEMON FLEET AND EVIL KING
(5) ROUGH DRAFT OF RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE WRITTEN. FLEETS SENT TO ATTACK VENUSIAN FLEET. VENUSIAN FLEET SLIGHTLY WEAKENED! DA_NANG'S FLEET WEAKENED!
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THAT'S IT! YOU NO KILL MY FRIENDS! KILL WSOXFAN'S FLEET WITH FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS! ALSO USE FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS AGAINST DEMONS! SEND CYBERMOUSE COMMANDOS TO CAPTURE WSOXFAN AND STEAL NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES! USE MAGIC HUGEASS FLYING FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO PUT OUT THE FIRE WSOXFAN CREATES TO MAKE MARS NEW SUN! You will learn never to cross the cybermouse legion!
(5) ALL OF WSOXFAN'S SHIPS ARE DESTROYED EXCEPT FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER. DEMON FLEET WEAKENED! WSOXFAN'S NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES OBTAINED. FIRE EXTINGUISHER PUTS OUT MARS BEFORE BECOMING EMPTY. MARS NOW COVERED IN FIRE EXTINGUISHER STUFF.
PRACTICE EXPLODING IN CONTROLLED ENVIROMENT.
(5) EXPLODING LVL 2 OBTAINED! ALSO LEARN YOU CAN MAKE OTHER THINGS EXPLODE WITH YOUR MIND. SKILL OBTAINED: BLOWING STUFF UP WITH YOUR MIND!
SEND 5 MILLION SHIPS TO STOP DEAMON FLEET AND EVIL KING."THATS IT. IM TIRED IF EARTH BEING DESTROYED." ALSO BRING EARTH BACK AND MAKE FLEET OF TRILLIONS TO STOP EARTH FROM BEING BLOWN UP. GO INTO BERSERK MODE.
(5) YOU DO NOT HAVE 5 MILLION SHIPS. SHIPS ATTACK DEMON FLEET AT VENUS. EARTH RESURRECTED AGAIN.
APPEAR
GAIN POWER OF EVERSIFICATION, TO CREATE WORLD OF ETERNAL SLAUGHTER.
(5) YOU APPEAR! EVERSIFICATION POWER COPIED. PLANET OF HELLISH TORMENT CREATED!
how did i manage to post actions for the other rtd here this is ridiculous ANYWAY
CAST STEAM
(5) STEAM CAST ON DEMON FLEET. FLEET VISION OBSCURED! SKILL ACQUIRED: STEAMMANCY
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GRAB WSOXFAN AND HIS PRECIOUS WHITE SOX AND LAUNCH HIM AT DEMON FLEET.
WATCH NUCLEAR FIREWORKS AS NUCLEAR MISSILES STRIKE DEMONS.
CONTINUE EVCUATIONS.
OFFER LUNARIANS TRANSPORT TO BACONCURY FOR SAFETY
FLIRT CASUALLY WITH NEARBY PRESIDENTIAL AIDE TO CALM NERVES.
(5) WSOXFAN LAUNCHED AT DEMON FLEET VIA CANNON. EVACUATIONS AIDED. LUNARIANS FEEL SAFER OUTSIDE MAJOR BATTLEGROUND (LARGE DEMON FLEET CURRENTLY ATTACKING BACONURY). OFFER APPRECIATED, THOUGH. PRESIDENTIAL AIDE FLIRTED WITH. HIS NERVES ARE NOW CALMED! HE GIVES YOU HIS PHONE NUMBER.
MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. AND GIVE CORAI AND YOINK AND MISKO PRESENTS OF KOBOLDS-ATTACHED TO NUCLEAR MISSILES. 200 FOR EACH ONE.
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RE-GRAB MYSELF AND MY WHITE SOX, APOLOGIZE TO THE THREE I LAUNCHED MISSILES AT, AND ATTACK THE DEMON FLEET
(5) MARS SHAKES VIOLENTLY. CRACKS WIDEN. MARS WILL BLOW UP NEXT TURN. NO ACTION CAN PREVENT OR DELAY THIS. NUCLEAR MISSILES GIVEN TO CORAI, YOINK, AND MISKO27. FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER IS PRETTY EFFECTIVE! DEMON FLEET WEAKENED.
NPC ACTIONS:
(3) DR. FURIO TIGRE INTERCEPTS TRANSMISSION BY DEMONIC FLEET. "ALL FORCES TO MARS. WE MUST STOP IT FROM BEING RELEASED." TIGRE CHANGES CHANNEL PART-WAY THROUGH TRANSMISSION TO ANIMAL PLANET. TIGRE SENDS REPORT TO MISKO27.
(3) LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 TAKES A NAP.
(5) CATSPLOSION'S INSTINCTS KICK IN AGAIN. CATSPLOSION LAUNCHES HAIRBALLS AT DEMON FLEET. DEMON FLEET WEAKENED!
(6) DEMONIC REINFORCEMENTS GENERATED ON VENUS! HUGE DEMON FLEET RANKS SOMEWHAT RESTORED. HUGE DEMON FLEET STOPS PROTECTING VENUS TO ATTACK MARS. LARGE DEMON FLEET STOPS ATTACKING BACONURY TO ATTACK MARS. CHESS FIELD DESTROYED! REMAINING CHESS PIECES DISAPPEAR WITHOUT CHESS FIELD. BATTLE TRANSFORMS MARS INTO GIANT MOLTEN BALL.
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dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, MAX RELATIONSHIP WITH KILLERFORHELL1111's QUEEN , HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN, SLAVE MINES (+100 IRON EACH TURN), TACTICAL GENIUS, LVL 3 FORNICATOR, 3 RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH SUN, HAS SUMMER HOME ON SUN, IS COWARD, PREPARING SAFE HAVEN, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP PROTECTED BY GIANT HAIRBALL, HAS CAT ARMY
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Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS FIRE CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS, HAS CYBERMOUSE PUPPET KING, FRIENDS WITH ABCS, HAS FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS THAT THEIR WEARER A FLAMING WOODEN MACHINE GUN, CYBERMOUSE KING, HAS SMALL SPACE ARMY
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL, FRIENDS WITH MOON TYRANT, HAS ONE HAPPY ANTI-SHIPS, HAS ONE ANNOYED ANTI-SHIP, HAS ASTEROIDS, DR. FURIO TIGRE WORKS FOR HIM, BACONURY IN DIMENSIONAL SAFE-HOUSE, HAS PHONE NUMBER OF PRESIDENTIAL AIDE, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2, IS CAPTAIN AMERICA OF BACON, OWES PHONE COMPANY
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, HAS 1 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER HAS 0 IRON, 880 OIL
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH, OLD SPICE GUY FORM (2 TURNS), SMELLS NICE, CAN EVERSIFICATE
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION, ABOVE-AVERAGE HEALTH REGENERATION, IS VERY GOOD AT HALO, HAS SUPER AWESOME HALO FLEET, HAS LARGE BADASS MOOK FLEET, IS PROPHET OF PARTIALLY-CREATED RELIGION
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED, IS SUNBURNED, LIKES GENOCIDE, HQ PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAUS PROTECTED BY ASTRAL SHIELD, HAS CALDARIAN HEAVY BATTLECRUISER, HAS NUCLEAR MISSILES
Fireiy: IS AWESOMELY JUDICIAL, OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH, HATES WHEN OTHERS MAKE MONEY, HAS PILE OF MISKO27 AND GREATWYRMGOLD'S MONEY, CHESS PRO, HAS BAILIFF MINION, HAS CHESS MANIPULATION
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME ARSONIST, HAS PLUTONIUM
LordSlowpoke: IS AWESOME SPACEMOONWALKER, HAS SUNFLOWER GARDEN ON SUN, LOVES SUNFLOWERS, LVL 1 STEAMMANCY
GUNINANRUNIN: IS AWESOME OWNER OF ANTI-DIMENSIONAL COLOSSEUM
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Wrex: IS AWESOME EVERSIFICOPIER, HAS LVL 1 EVERSIFICATION, OWNS WORLD OF HELLISH TORMENT
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO KILLERFORHELL1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LEGION OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD, HAS BROKEN LEG
CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, WELL RESTED
EARTH MILITARY: IN SPACE DEAD
SUPERMEN: VAIN, STUPID, HAVE SPACESHIP, NEARLY EXTINCT DEAD
DR. FURIO TIGRE: BADASS GENIUS?
HUGE DEMONIC FLEET: ATTACKING MARS
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