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peglegpengeuin

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #270 on: October 21, 2012, 05:40:06 pm »

I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.

((Yeah, I don't think a cross-over is happening. Too much work.))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #271 on: October 21, 2012, 07:17:57 pm »

I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.
((Yeah, I don't think a cross-over is happening. Too much work.))
((Not on your part!))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #272 on: October 24, 2012, 01:29:07 pm »

PREVIOUS TURN
NEXT TURN

Hehe. HehehaHAHAHAHAAAAA
EVERSICATE UNIVRSE TO X-8
(5) EVERSICATION MADE WOOD WEAKER. ALL OBJECTS MADE OF WOOD WEAKEN. WSOXFAN'S FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER IS NOT AFFECTED (CONTAINS NO WOOD). ALL OTHER PLAYER SHIPS (AND DEMON FLEET SHIPS) WEAKENED SIGNIFICANTLY!

-snip-
STEAL CALDARIA VEHICLES, USE THEM TO ATTACK DEMON FLEET.

-EDIT-

WORK WITH BACONURY MILITARY TO EVAC CIVILIANS FROM THE CHAOS, BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD GUYS.

(5) CALDARIAN HEAVY BATTLECRUISER OBTAINED! BATTLECRUISER USES PLASTIC-BASED FAUX WOOD, AND IS THEREFORE IMMUNE TO EVERSIFICATION. HEAVY BATTLECRUISER WEAKENS DEMON FLEET ATTACKING BACONURY! CIVILIANS EVACUATED TO GIANT GOVERNMENT FALLOUT SHELTER.

"WHOAH. THAT PROBABLY BAD

TIME FOR A HOLIDAY"

> LEAVE SKELETON CREW OF SLAVES TO MANAGE THE MAIN MANSION (MAINSION?)

> TAKE QUEEN, THREE-LEGGED PET DONKEY, THE HOUSEHOLD COOK AND MY STUFFED BEAR NAMED MISTER TINKLES, LOAD EVERYONE INTO MY BEST SPACE SHUTTLE AND GO TO HOUSE ON SUN FOR EXTENDED VACATION

> WRITE APOLOGETIC LETTER TO CORAI FOR NOT ASSISTING ABCS FURTHER, BUT I HAVE FAMILY TO THINK OF IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES. HE IS ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY HOME, THOUGH, IF HE EVER NEEDS REST AND SHELTER

> START NEW HOUSING AND COMMUNITY INITIATIVES ON SUN, AIM ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN AT ALL THE SOON-TO-BE REFUGEES FROM THIS VENUS BUSINESS

>I WILL TRY AND PROVIDE SAFE, AFFORDABLE HOUSING ON THE SUNNY... SUN FOR ALL DISPLACED PERSONS, MAKING THIS NEW COMMUNITY A SAFE HAVEN AMONGST THE GALAXY'S INSTABILITY
(5) YOU COWARDLY EVACUATE TO SUN. LETTER OF APOLOGY SENT TO CORAI. PREPARATIONS FOR SURVIVORS STARTED. SUN IS NOW THE SWITZERLAND OF SPACE.

I HAVE A PLAN.
OPEN PORTAL TO WORLD OF "YOU AT FINAL BOSS"
CONVINCE SPINAL_TAPER THIS IS CANON.
ESCAPE THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.
(5) NOT HAPPENING. AT LEAST NOT ANY TIME SOON. SKILL GAINED: PORTAL FORMATION.

Sue the evil king on charges of threatening public safety. Make sure bailiffs are strong enough to keep him and his ships in line.
Make a logic chess barrier around Mars, the court-room and send logic chess pieces to attack the fleet around Venus.

(To anyone who doesn't know what Logic Chess is, the background basically turns into a giant chessboard with giant floating chess pieces.)
(5) EVIL KING HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! BAILIFF MINION OBTAINED! MYSTIC CHESS FIELD CREATED AROUND MARS. SKILL GAINED: CHESS MANIPULATION. MYSTIC CHESS FIELD GENERATES FLYING CHESS PIECES. GIANT CHESS PIECES RAM INTO VENUSIAN FLEET. FLEET SLIGHTLY WEAKENED! SOME CHESS PIECES DESTROYED!

>CREATE NEW RELIGION WITH ME AS PROPHET
>USE FLEETS TO CRUSADE AGAINST DEMON FLEET AND EVIL KING

(5) ROUGH DRAFT OF RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE WRITTEN. FLEETS SENT TO ATTACK VENUSIAN FLEET. VENUSIAN FLEET SLIGHTLY WEAKENED! DA_NANG'S FLEET WEAKENED!

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THAT'S IT! YOU NO KILL MY FRIENDS! KILL WSOXFAN'S FLEET WITH FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS! ALSO USE FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS AGAINST DEMONS! SEND CYBERMOUSE COMMANDOS TO CAPTURE WSOXFAN AND STEAL NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES! USE MAGIC HUGEASS FLYING FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO PUT OUT THE FIRE WSOXFAN CREATES TO MAKE MARS NEW SUN! You will learn never to cross the cybermouse legion!
(5) ALL OF WSOXFAN'S SHIPS ARE DESTROYED EXCEPT FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER. DEMON FLEET WEAKENED! WSOXFAN'S NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES OBTAINED. FIRE EXTINGUISHER PUTS OUT MARS BEFORE BECOMING EMPTY. MARS NOW COVERED IN FIRE EXTINGUISHER STUFF.

PRACTICE EXPLODING IN CONTROLLED ENVIROMENT.
(5) EXPLODING LVL 2 OBTAINED! ALSO LEARN YOU CAN MAKE OTHER THINGS EXPLODE WITH YOUR MIND. SKILL OBTAINED: BLOWING STUFF UP WITH YOUR MIND!

SEND 5 MILLION SHIPS TO STOP DEAMON FLEET AND EVIL KING."THATS IT. IM TIRED IF EARTH BEING DESTROYED." ALSO BRING EARTH BACK AND MAKE FLEET OF TRILLIONS TO STOP EARTH FROM BEING BLOWN UP. GO INTO BERSERK MODE.
(5) YOU DO NOT HAVE 5 MILLION SHIPS. SHIPS ATTACK DEMON FLEET AT VENUS. EARTH RESURRECTED AGAIN.

APPEAR


GAIN POWER OF EVERSIFICATION, TO CREATE WORLD OF ETERNAL SLAUGHTER.

(5) YOU APPEAR! EVERSIFICATION POWER COPIED. PLANET OF HELLISH TORMENT CREATED!

how did i manage to post actions for the other rtd here this is ridiculous ANYWAY

CAST STEAM

(5) STEAM CAST ON DEMON FLEET. FLEET VISION OBSCURED! SKILL ACQUIRED: STEAMMANCY

-snip-
GRAB WSOXFAN AND HIS PRECIOUS WHITE SOX AND LAUNCH HIM AT DEMON FLEET.
WATCH NUCLEAR FIREWORKS AS NUCLEAR MISSILES STRIKE DEMONS.
CONTINUE EVCUATIONS.
OFFER LUNARIANS TRANSPORT TO BACONCURY FOR SAFETY
FLIRT CASUALLY WITH NEARBY PRESIDENTIAL AIDE TO CALM NERVES.
(5) WSOXFAN LAUNCHED AT DEMON FLEET VIA CANNON. EVACUATIONS AIDED. LUNARIANS FEEL SAFER OUTSIDE MAJOR BATTLEGROUND (LARGE DEMON FLEET CURRENTLY ATTACKING BACONURY). OFFER APPRECIATED, THOUGH. PRESIDENTIAL AIDE FLIRTED WITH. HIS NERVES ARE NOW CALMED! HE GIVES YOU HIS PHONE NUMBER.

MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. AND GIVE CORAI AND YOINK AND MISKO PRESENTS OF KOBOLDS-ATTACHED TO NUCLEAR MISSILES. 200 FOR EACH ONE.
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RE-GRAB MYSELF AND MY WHITE SOX, APOLOGIZE TO THE THREE I LAUNCHED MISSILES AT, AND ATTACK THE DEMON FLEET
(5) MARS SHAKES VIOLENTLY. CRACKS WIDEN. MARS WILL BLOW UP NEXT TURN. NO ACTION CAN PREVENT OR DELAY THIS. NUCLEAR MISSILES GIVEN TO CORAI, YOINK, AND MISKO27. FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER IS PRETTY EFFECTIVE! DEMON FLEET WEAKENED.


NPC ACTIONS:


(3) DR. FURIO TIGRE INTERCEPTS TRANSMISSION BY DEMONIC FLEET. "ALL FORCES TO MARS. WE MUST STOP IT FROM BEING RELEASED." TIGRE CHANGES CHANNEL PART-WAY THROUGH TRANSMISSION TO ANIMAL PLANET. TIGRE SENDS REPORT TO MISKO27.

(3) LEGION OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 TAKES A NAP.

(5) CATSPLOSION'S INSTINCTS KICK IN AGAIN. CATSPLOSION LAUNCHES HAIRBALLS AT DEMON FLEET. DEMON FLEET WEAKENED!

(6) DEMONIC REINFORCEMENTS GENERATED ON VENUS! HUGE DEMON FLEET RANKS SOMEWHAT RESTORED. HUGE DEMON FLEET STOPS PROTECTING VENUS TO ATTACK MARS. LARGE DEMON FLEET STOPS ATTACKING BACONURY TO ATTACK MARS. CHESS FIELD DESTROYED! REMAINING CHESS PIECES DISAPPEAR WITHOUT CHESS FIELD. BATTLE TRANSFORMS MARS INTO GIANT MOLTEN BALL.

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« Last Edit: October 27, 2012, 02:24:48 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #273 on: October 24, 2012, 02:14:08 pm »

Increase eversification skill to be able to go to level 10.
10 worse than 9, which worse than 8.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 08:12:54 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #274 on: October 24, 2012, 02:48:03 pm »

GO TO MARS AND START USING WHATEVER RITUALS I CAN FIND TO RELEASE WHATEVER THEY FEAR.
UPGRADE FLEET WITH WOOD SUBSTITUTE. BUY FROM OTHERS IF NECESSARY.
HAVE FLEET PUSH THROUGH CENTER TO DIVIDE DEMON FLEET IN HALF.
START WORK ON SECRET ELECTRO-MAGNETIC WEAPONS. GET MATERIALS FROM LUNARIANS.
LAUNCH MORE NUKES AT VENUS.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 02:52:46 pm by misko27 »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #275 on: October 24, 2012, 02:51:22 pm »

CREATE HUGE ARMADA AND SEND IT TO MARS TO DESTROY DEAMONS
HAVE THEM NOT MADE OF WOOD
BRING EARTH MILITARY BACK
EXPAND DEFENCE NETWORK
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #276 on: October 24, 2012, 02:57:08 pm »

CAST LEVEL 2 STEAM
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #277 on: October 24, 2012, 04:31:18 pm »

Become a rock star.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #278 on: October 24, 2012, 06:03:44 pm »

WAH.
IT WAS A GREAT PLAN.

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CREATE ADGENDA.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #279 on: October 24, 2012, 06:27:33 pm »

EVERSIFICATE WORLD TO X-5. LAUGH AS DEMON HANDS ARE EVERYWHERE.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #280 on: October 24, 2012, 06:30:06 pm »

EVERSIFICATE WORLD TO X-5. LAUGH AS DEMON HANDS ARE EVERYWHERE.
ALREADY IN X-8. DUNNO WHY NO EVIL BAD STUFF ANYWHERE.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #281 on: October 24, 2012, 06:31:50 pm »

EVERSIFICATE WORLD TO X-5. LAUGH AS DEMON HANDS ARE EVERYWHERE.
ALREADY IN X-8. DUNNO WHY NO EVIL BAD STUFF ANYWHERE.
Yeah, and WEAKENED MY VALUABLE WOOD ASSHOLE!

THAT WAS IMPORTED WOOD FROM MOON. WHERE WILL I GET WOOD NOW?
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #282 on: October 24, 2012, 06:33:23 pm »

EVERSIFICATE WORLD TO X-5. LAUGH AS DEMON HANDS ARE EVERYWHERE.
ALREADY IN X-8. DUNNO WHY NO EVIL BAD STUFF ANYWHERE.
Yeah, and WEAKENED MY VALUABLE WOOD ASSHOLE!

THAT WAS IMPORTED WOOD FROM MOON. WHERE WILL I GET WOOD NOW?
...YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED EVERSION HAVE YOU.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #283 on: October 24, 2012, 07:54:16 pm »



AQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY ATTACKING BACONURY GOVERNMENT. FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT FLEET ATTACKING MARS.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #284 on: October 24, 2012, 07:55:32 pm »



AQUIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY ATTACKING BACONURY GOVERNMENT. FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT FLEET ATTACKING MARS.
Wait What?!?

GIVE CORAI TO DEMONS IN EXCHANGE FOR PEACE.
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