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peglegpengeuin

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YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:29:53 pm »
YOU ADVENTURER IN KINGDOM. KING HAS SUMMONED YOU. HE SAYS YOU KILL EVIL KING. HE CHOSE YOU BECAUSE YOU ONLY ROLL FIVE. WHAT YOU DO?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 10:30:59 pm »
ROLL A SIX.
BREAK REALITY.
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.
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Dermonster

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 10:31:48 pm »
DERM IT.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 10:37:28 pm »
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 10:38:09 pm »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 06:25:51 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 10:30:59 pm
ROLL A SIX.
BREAK REALITY.
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.
No, support this one!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 06:34:13 am »
Kill the evil king, who happens to be the one which summoned you.

Rule the kingdom.

Roll a six.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2012, 06:51:55 am »
SEDUCE QUEEN

WHILST KING IS TALKING
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2012, 06:52:49 am »
Sabotage all actions.
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Kedly

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2012, 06:59:18 am »
Why everyone try 6? I try 1!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 07:07:48 am »
Quote from: Kedly on October 01, 2012, 06:59:18 am
Why everyone try 6? I try 1!
Because if you roll a 1 you failed to roll a 1 which means you rolled a 5 which means you actually rolled a 1 which means you failed to... agh!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 07:26:39 am »
Quote from: Kedly on October 01, 2012, 06:59:18 am
Why everyone try 6? I try 1!

I AGREE WITH PLAN!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 07:29:05 am »
DO MAGIC TRICK.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 08:05:23 am »
I BECOME A SILME DRAGON (DILUTED) AND VOMIT ASIDIC SLIME OVER EVERY ONE. EAT RESULT.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 08:31:12 am »
BE DIGESTED AND POOPED OUT AS A COMPLETED RUBIX CUBE
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