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peglegpengeuin

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #210 on: October 18, 2012, 06:54:45 am »

>THEN INITIATE MATING RITUAL WITH QUEEN

YOU SKIP MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ACTION

>DO THAT

ALSO, >PREVENT SUN FROM BEING DESTROYED

SUN IS PRETTY BRO

((Oops, forgot to include that action. Fixed it.))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #211 on: October 18, 2012, 09:21:30 am »

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.
THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
GENETALIA
I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.
FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?
SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #212 on: October 18, 2012, 09:36:42 am »

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.
THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
GENETALIA
I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.
FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?
SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE
But it's the past.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #213 on: October 18, 2012, 09:46:37 am »

Good point.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #214 on: October 18, 2012, 09:46:51 am »

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.
THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
GENETALIA
I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.
FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?
SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.
But it's the past.
You were saying?
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #215 on: October 18, 2012, 09:52:34 am »

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.
THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
GENETALIA
I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.
FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?
SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.
But it's the past.
You were saying?
I was just trying to give a historical viewpoint on it. With the knowledge of how wookies procreate, we can examine literature, art, and film from that time knowing about the true meaning of wookies ripping arms off. Arousal, not anger.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #216 on: October 18, 2012, 09:55:33 am »

Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #217 on: October 18, 2012, 09:56:36 am »

Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?
Watch out for that grill falling down on your head.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #218 on: October 18, 2012, 10:54:54 am »

Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?
Watch out for that grill falling down on your head.
Also, i think someone is smashing a frying pan your way, Fireiy. And before you ask, no, he is neither my or Xantalos' henchman.
Also, it is because Xanlatos quoted him that the empty space came. :3
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 01:45:17 pm by Donuts »
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #219 on: October 18, 2012, 11:20:54 am »

GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #220 on: October 18, 2012, 01:13:44 pm »

MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #221 on: October 18, 2012, 01:45:52 pm »

MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS.
Can i atleast have a place for the cybermice? They are actually being epicly powerful.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #222 on: October 18, 2012, 03:09:16 pm »

GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.
((Are you sure you want to do that?))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #223 on: October 18, 2012, 03:12:43 pm »

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.
THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
GENETALIA
I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.
FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?
SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.
But it's the past.
You were saying?
I was just trying to give a historical viewpoint on it. With the knowledge of how wookies procreate, we can examine literature, art, and film from that time knowing about the true meaning of wookies ripping arms off. Arousal, not anger.
Jesus. I leave the thread and its now a discusssion of wokkie arm ripping mating rituals. Oww and eww,

GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.
((Are you sure you want to do that?))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #224 on: October 18, 2012, 03:37:55 pm »

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.
THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
GENETALIA
I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.
FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?
SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.
But it's the past.
You were saying?
I was just trying to give a historical viewpoint on it. With the knowledge of how wookies procreate, we can examine literature, art, and film from that time knowing about the true meaning of wookies ripping arms off. Arousal, not anger.
Jesus. I leave the thread and its now a discusssion of wokkie arm ripping mating rituals. Oww and eww,
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