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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #165 on: October 15, 2012, 10:45:25 pm »
Achieve ultimate bacony form. Become the lead soldier of Misko, as would an ent for an elf.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #166 on: October 15, 2012, 10:49:00 pm »
Misko dear, that was one safe house. I have many safe houses.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on October 15, 2012, 10:45:25 pm
Achieve ultimate bacony form. Become the lead soldier of Misko, as would an ent for an elf.

Oshi.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 10:44:34 pm
ALSO, CORAI HAS NOT NOTICED MY KOBOLD CAMP.

Saywhaaaaa...?
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #167 on: October 15, 2012, 10:52:52 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 10:45:04 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 10:44:34 pm
Quote from: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 10:34:56 pm
YES. I KNEW BACON WOULD SAVE US/

AGGRESIVELY EXPAND BACON EMPIRE TO ASTEROID BELT, CLAIMING CONTROL OF THAT SPACE
DEFEND THE SUPERMEN IN COURT TO GAAIN LOYALTY
SEND SUPERMEN AFTER CORAI AND COVENANT.

IMPEDE EXPANSION.
AID SUPERMEN DEFENSE. IMPEDE GAIN OF LOYALTY.
AID ATTACK ON CORAI, BECAUSE WHY NOT.
ALSO, CORAI HAS NOT NOTICED MY KOBOLD CAMP.
FUCK YOU.
I'm only impeding half of your actions!

Quote from: Corai on October 15, 2012, 10:49:00 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 10:44:34 pm
ALSO, CORAI HAS NOT NOTICED MY KOBOLD CAMP.

Saywhaaaaa...?

Head to the upper forums, there's one waiting. Currently called The Goblin Age and waiting for me to rest so I can update it.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #168 on: October 15, 2012, 10:59:23 pm »
MAKE FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. HAVE THEM ATTACK FORSAKEN111. CONTINUE KILLING SUPERMEN. CAPTURE SUN.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #169 on: October 16, 2012, 12:56:12 am »
Quote from: peglegpengeuin on October 15, 2012, 10:28:11 pm
Quote from: da_nang on October 15, 2012, 01:16:03 am
>HAVE SANGHELIOS SWEAR FEALTY TO ME. RECRUIT SANGHEILI ARMED FORCES. FORM COVENANT AND BE THE SOLE PROPHET, SUPREME LEADER OF THE COVENANT.
(5) VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN. SHAME THEY AREN'T REAL, LIKE HOW POCKET DIMENSIONS AND BACON MERCURY ARE. GAINED SKILL: VERY GOOD AT HALO.
>USE POWERS OF REALITY POCKET DIMENSION TO MAKE IT REAL. AND UPGRADE FLEET POWER GENERATORS WITH ZPMS. FEND OFF SUPERMEN.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2012, 12:58:58 am by da_nang »
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #170 on: October 16, 2012, 01:07:07 am »
>MAKE LONG-DISTANCE PHONECALL TO SPINAL

>POINT OUT TO SPINAL THAT SPIRIT OF BACON WOULD MEAN SPIRIT OF PIGS, AND THUS OPPOSED TO BACON-EATING

>THUS, SPINAL IS ACTUALLY AGAINST MISKO

>ENJOY WARM FUZZY FEELING OF HAVING HELPED ANTI-BACON SQUAD

>THEN INITIATE MATING RITUAL WITH QUEEN
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #171 on: October 16, 2012, 01:10:08 am »
Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 01:07:07 am
>MAKE LONG-DISTANCE PHONECALL TO SPINAL

>POINT OUT TO SPINAL THAT SPIRIT OF BACON WOULD MEAN SPIRIT OF PIGS, AND THUS OPPOSED TO BACON-EATING

>THUS, SPINAL IS ACTUALLY AGAINST MISKO
FAIL LOGIC IS FAIL. BACON=/=PIGS. SOME BACON CAN BE MADE OF OTHER ANIMALS, THEREFORE FAIL.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #172 on: October 16, 2012, 01:24:46 am »
YOUR MOTHER IS BACON


>EPIC COMEBACK
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Donuts

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #173 on: October 16, 2012, 01:29:18 am »
Defend Corai with cybermice! Use random strange mood secret project of doom stuff that is epicly awesome powers!!! Use the result to assault Moon! ALSO USE THE CYBERMICE WITH FIRE POWERS! We don't want Anti Anti bacon crime squad! PERMABAN PHOENIX WRIGHT WRONG!
« Last Edit: October 16, 2012, 02:47:56 pm by Donuts »
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misko27

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #174 on: October 16, 2012, 01:29:56 am »
Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 01:24:46 am
YOUR MOTHER IS BACON


>EPIC COMEBACK
I KNOW. BUT I'M THE BACON LORD, SO I', OKAY WITH THAT. YOUR MOM IS MOON MAN.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #175 on: October 16, 2012, 03:15:23 am »
Get Supermen a Guilty verdict.
Sue misko27 and GreatWyrmGold.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #176 on: October 16, 2012, 03:17:16 am »
Quote from: Fireiy on October 16, 2012, 03:15:23 am
Get Supermen a Guilty verdict.
Sue misko27 and GreatWyrmGold.
Thank you, also read my post. :P
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #177 on: October 16, 2012, 05:33:13 am »
HAVE EARTH BECOME ANGRY AT ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT AND HELP MOON.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #178 on: October 16, 2012, 06:14:27 am »
Quote from: Fireiy on October 16, 2012, 03:15:23 am
Get Supermen a Guilty verdict.
Sue misko27 and GreatWyrmGold.
IMPEDE ALL ACTIONS.
HAVE MY UNIVERSE BACK THEM UP.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #179 on: October 16, 2012, 08:13:46 am »
> BURN CORAI
> BURN KOBOLDS
> BURN SUPERMAN
> BURN WORLD
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