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[peglegpengeuin]

>THEN INITIATE MATING RITUAL WITH QUEEN

YOU SKIP MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ACTION

>DO THAT

ALSO, >PREVENT SUN FROM BEING DESTROYED

SUN IS PRETTY BRO

((Oops, forgot to include that action. Fixed it.))

[Xantalos]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE

[Spinal_Taper]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE

But it's the past.

[Fireiy]

Good point.

[Xantalos]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.

But it's the past.

You were saying?

[Spinal_Taper]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.

But it's the past.

You were saying?

I was just trying to give a historical viewpoint on it. With the knowledge of how wookies procreate, we can examine literature, art, and film from that time knowing about the true meaning of wookies ripping arms off. Arousal, not anger.

[Fireiy]

Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?

[Xantalos]

Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?

Watch out for that grill falling down on your head.

[Donuts]

Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?

Watch out for that grill falling down on your head.

Also, i think someone is smashing a frying pan your way, Fireiy. And before you ask, no, he is neither my or Xantalos' henchman.
Also, it is because Xanlatos quoted him that the empty space came. :3

[miauw62]

GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.

[wsoxfan]

MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS.

[Donuts]

MAKE MARS NEW SUN. EXTINGISH OLD SUN'S FIRE WITH FLAMING FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS.

Can i atleast have a place for the cybermice? They are actually being epicly powerful.

[peglegpengeuin]

GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.

((Are you sure you want to do that?))

[misko27]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.

But it's the past.

You were saying?

I was just trying to give a historical viewpoint on it. With the knowledge of how wookies procreate, we can examine literature, art, and film from that time knowing about the true meaning of wookies ripping arms off. Arousal, not anger.

Jesus. I leave the thread and its now a discusssion of wokkie arm ripping mating rituals. Oww and eww,

GO TO WHEREVER MISKO IS AND EXPLODE AGAIN.

((Are you sure you want to do that?))

The GM said its a bad idea, DON'T DO IT!

[da_nang]

WOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.

THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.

GENETALIA

I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.

FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.

MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS

WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY

WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?

SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.

But it's the past.

You were saying?

I was just trying to give a historical viewpoint on it. With the knowledge of how wookies procreate, we can examine literature, art, and film from that time knowing about the true meaning of wookies ripping arms off. Arousal, not anger.

Jesus. I leave the thread and its now a discusssion of wokkie arm ripping mating rituals. Oww and eww,

As a certain Michael J. Caboose once said...