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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #180 on: October 16, 2012, 02:20:29 pm »

FLIP EXISTENCE INSIDE OUT
NOW I ON INSIDE
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #181 on: October 16, 2012, 04:58:36 pm »

USE CHARISMA TO PERSUADE THE MOB TO COME OUT OF ITS ROOM. HAVE MOB ATTACK CRACKPOT IN ORDER TO GET OVER DEPRESSION
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #182 on: October 17, 2012, 08:09:52 pm »

PREVIOUS TURN
NEXT TURN

((Sorry Corai. I wasn't trying to mess you up this turn, but you happened to activate something that I already subtly established in the game. I can't tell you why some of your minions vanished, but I can give you some advice to prevent it happening again. Try doing something different next turn.))

MAKE UNIVERSE BIGGER AND BETTER.
MOVE THERE.
BECOME BENEVOLENT, EFFICIENT DICTATOR. ALSO IMMORTAL AND EFFECTIVE.
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IMPEDE [misko27's] EXPANSION.
AID SUPERMEN DEFENSE. IMPEDE [misko27's] GAIN OF LOYALTY.
AID ATTACK ON CORAI, BECAUSE WHY NOT.
ALSO, CORAI HAS NOT NOTICED MY KOBOLD CAMP.
(5) YOU WATER YOUR EXCITING UNIVERSE. IT GETS BIGGER. YOU BECOME BENEVOLENT DICTATOR OF ALL ZERO LIFEFORMS WITHIN THE EXCITING UNIVERSE. YOU PLAY PRANKS ON MISKO27'S ANTI-SHIP, MAKING IT HARDER TO LAND AND CAPTURE MANY ASTEROIDS. ANTI-SHIP NOW THINK CONQUEST IS ANNOYING. YOU ARE TOO BUSY BUGGING ANTI-SHIP TO AID CORAI.

YES. I KNEW BACON WOULD SAVE US/

AGGRESIVELY EXPAND BACON EMPIRE TO ASTEROID BELT, CLAIMING CONTROL OF THAT SPACE
DEFEND THE SUPERMEN IN COURT TO GAIN LOYALTY
SEND SUPERMEN AFTER CORAI AND COVENANT.
MAKE FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. HAVE THEM ATTACK FORSAKEN111. CONTINUE KILLING SUPERMEN. CAPTURE SUN.
FIGHT TO DEFEND SOLAR SPACE. ENGAGE WITH HIS BATTLE SHIPS.
(5) ANTI-SHIP CLAIMS LOTS OF ASTEROIDS, BUT COMES BACK IN BAD MOOD. OTHER ANTI-SHIP ATTACKS FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. 1 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIER DESTROYED. ALL REMAINING SUPERMEN PATIENTLY AWAIT TRIAL AND CANNOT GO AFTER CORAI (ONES IN SHIP KILLED BY WSOXFAN BELOW).

HAVE SQUAD MATES CONTINUE ATTACKING CORRUPT GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS, RECRUIT SOLDIERS TO CAUSE.
(5) YOU DECIDE TO DO THE SAME EXACT THING YOU DID LAST TURN. ODDLY, SOME OF YOUR SQUAD MATES START VANISHING! GROUP NUMBER REMAINS ROUGHLY THE SAME AFTER RECRUITMENT, BUT LESS EXPERIENCED.

Achieve ultimate bacony form. Become the lead soldier of Misko, as would an ent for an elf.
(5) YOU BECOME THE CAPTAIN AMERICA OF BACON.

MAKE FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. HAVE THEM ATTACK FORSAKEN111. CONTINUE KILLING SUPERMEN. CAPTURE SUN.
(5) YOU SPEND 7400 IRON, 5000 OIL, AND 600 FLAMING WOOD MAKING 2 FLAMING NUCLEAR FLYING BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. RESOURCES: 0 IRON, 880 OIL, AND 99999999999999999999999997000 FLAMING WOOD. YOU SEND THEM INTO SUPER BLACK HOLE TO ATTACK KILLERFORHELL111. ONE IS DESTROYED BY ANTI-SHIP. YOU ATTACK SUPERMEN SHIP. SUPERMEN SHIP DESTROYED. NO SHIPS OR WSOXFANS FREE TO CAPTURE SUN THIS TURN.

>HAVE SANGHELIOS SWEAR FEALTY TO ME. RECRUIT SANGHEILI ARMED FORCES. FORM COVENANT AND BE THE SOLE PROPHET, SUPREME LEADER OF THE COVENANT.
(5) VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN. SHAME THEY AREN'T REAL, LIKE HOW POCKET DIMENSIONS AND BACON MERCURY ARE. GAINED SKILL: VERY GOOD AT HALO.
>USE POWERS OF REALITY POCKET DIMENSION TO MAKE IT REAL. AND UPGRADE FLEET POWER GENERATORS WITH ZPMS. FEND OFF SUPERMEN.
(5) WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER? UNLIKE MOUNT&BLADE, HALO IS FICTION. YOU GET SUPER AWESOME HALO FLEET.

>MAKE LONG-DISTANCE PHONECALL TO SPINAL

>POINT OUT TO SPINAL THAT SPIRIT OF BACON WOULD MEAN SPIRIT OF PIGS, AND THUS OPPOSED TO BACON-EATING

>THUS, SPINAL IS ACTUALLY AGAINST MISKO

>ENJOY WARM FUZZY FEELING OF HAVING HELPED ANTI-BACON SQUAD

>THEN INITIATE MATING RITUAL WITH QUEEN
(5) YOU MAKE PRANK LONG-DISTANCE COLLECT CALL. NOW SPINAL OWES MONEY TO THE PHONE COMPANY. VERY CLEVER TACTIC! GAINED SKILL: TACTICAL GENIUS. THEN YOU SEX WITH QUEEN. QUEEN RELATIONSHIP ALREADY AT MAX! FORNICATION LVL 2!

Defend Corai with cybermice! Use random strange mood secret project of doom stuff that is epicly awesome powers!!! Use the result to assault Moon! ALSO USE THE CYBERMICE WITH FIRE POWERS! We don't want Anti Anti bacon crime squad! PERMABAN PHOENIX WRIGHT WRONG!
(5) CYBERMICE USE GOOD FIRE TO CANCEL MOST OF GOOMBAGEEK'S BAD FIRE. CORAI ONLY SUNBURNED. CYBERMOUSE COMES UNDER FEY MOOD, CREATES FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS (-1 FLAMING WOOD). MOON IS CUT IN HALF BY POWER OF FLAMING WOODEN UNDERGARMENTS! CYBERMICE PRACTICE FIRE POWERS. CYBERMICE FIRE-MANIPULATION LVL 2! WHAT IS PERMABAN?

Get Supermen a Guilty verdict.
Sue misko27 and GreatWyrmGold.
(5) YOU BRIBE JURY. YOU FIND RAT HEAD IN FOOD AND SUE MISKO27 and GREATWYRMGOLD. ACQUIRED ITEM: PILE OF MONEY THAT USED TO BELONG TO MISKO27 AND GREATWYRMGOLD.

HAVE EARTH BECOME ANGRY AT ANTI BACON SQUAD AND COVENANT AND HELP MOON.
(5) YOU SPREAD PROPAGANDA THAT ANTI-BACON SQUAD CAUSED EARTH TO DIE THAT ONE TIME, AND THAT IT CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING. EARTH NOW HATES ANTI-BACON SQUAD. GAINED SKILL: PROPAGANDA

> BURN CORAI
> BURN KOBOLDS
> BURN SUPERMAN
> BURN WORLD
(5) CYBERMICE PREVENT FULL BURNING OF CORAI. THERE ARE NO KOBOLDS. YOU LIGHT SUPERMAN (NOT SUPERMEN) ON FIRE WITH KRYPTONITE FIRE. ENTIRE EARTH NOW ON FIRE.

FLIP EXISTENCE INSIDE OUT
NOW I ON INSIDE
(5) TECHNICALLY ON INSIDE, BUT INSIDE STILL EMPTY. PLACES TO CONQUER STILL ON SIDE YOU ARE NOT ON. IT IS LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS WEARING ITS SHIRT INSIDE-OUT.

USE CHARISMA TO PERSUADE THE MOB TO COME OUT OF ITS ROOM. HAVE MOB ATTACK CRACKPOT IN ORDER TO GET OVER DEPRESSION
(5) MOB GAINS NEW LEASE ON LIFE. MOB KILLS CRACKPOT.

NPC ACTIONS:

(5) LARGE MOB OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 EVOLVES INTO HORDE OF HAPPY PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10.

(1) CATSPLOSION FORGETS TO EAT TODAY. CATSPLOSION NOW ONLY CATS.

(?) EVERYWHERE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM INSECTS AND OTHER SMALL CREATURES GUIDED MOSTLY BY INSTINCT SEEM TO BE EVACUATING SOLAR SYSTEM. PERHAPS THEY ARE RUNNING FROM SOME UNKNOWN INCOMING THREAT?

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« Last Edit: October 27, 2012, 02:28:54 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #183 on: October 17, 2012, 08:12:52 pm »

SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #184 on: October 17, 2012, 08:15:30 pm »

... Wow, I did do the same thing. Just barely different in wording.

Combat supermen with new, unskilled squadmates. In other words, let squadmates be bullet sponges.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #185 on: October 17, 2012, 08:37:10 pm »

... Wow, I did do the same thing. Just barely different in wording.

Combat supermen with new, unskilled squadmates. In other words, let squadmates be bullet sponges.
Bullet sponges.

so they're kobolds?

GET TOP SCIENTISTS WORKING ON BIZZARE ANOMALY, REPORT BACK
ESTABLISHBACON MAFIA ON EARTH.
HAVE THEM PRESSURE JUDGE AND JURY INTO A NOT GUILTY.
BURN EFFIGIES OF CORAI. AS EFFIGIES ARE MADE OF BACON, EAT EFFIGIES. PERHAPS SOME LIVELY PRETEND-CANABILISM.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #186 on: October 17, 2012, 08:41:03 pm »

STAND AGAINST MISKOS GROWING AMORALISM!
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #187 on: October 17, 2012, 08:43:34 pm »

STAND AGAINST MISKOS GROWING AMORALISM!
FINE. NO FAUX-CONSUMPTION OF SENTIENT BEING.
>STILL GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THAT ANOMALY.
>HIRE BACON PHOENIX WRIGHT INSTEAD
>LAUNCH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON SUN. CONQUER SUN FOR EXTRA-CRISPAY BACON.
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #188 on: October 17, 2012, 08:46:11 pm »

CASUALLY EDIT SUN OUT OF EXISTENCE
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #189 on: October 17, 2012, 09:02:55 pm »

STAND AGAINST MISKOS GROWING AMORALISM!
FINE. NO FAUX-CONSUMPTION OF SENTIENT BEING.
>STILL GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THAT ANOMALY.
>HIRE BACON PHOENIX WRIGHT INSTEAD
>LAUNCH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON SUN. CONQUER SUN FOR EXTRA-CRISPAY BACON.
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE


((Which anomaly? The insects, or the disappearing anti-bacon crime squad members?))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #190 on: October 17, 2012, 09:08:34 pm »

SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
PREVENT ACTION BY DESTROYING UNIVERSE FIRST.
THE BIG ONE, NOT MY LITTLE ONE.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #191 on: October 17, 2012, 09:10:24 pm »

STAND AGAINST MISKOS GROWING AMORALISM!
FINE. NO FAUX-CONSUMPTION OF SENTIENT BEING.
>STILL GET THE SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THAT ANOMALY.
>HIRE BACON PHOENIX WRIGHT INSTEAD
>LAUNCH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE ON SUN. CONQUER SUN FOR EXTRA-CRISPAY BACON.
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE


((Which anomaly? The insects, or the disappearing anti-bacon crime squad members?))
BOTH. THEIR ON MY PAYROLL, THEY SHOULD DO WHAT I TELL THEM.

Besides, I am claiming credit for their disappearance.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #192 on: October 17, 2012, 09:23:50 pm »

SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
PREVENT ACTION BY DESTROYING UNIVERSE FIRST.
THE BIG ONE, NOT MY LITTLE ONE.
IS INSIDE OUT UNIVERSE
DESTROYING IT ONLY FLIPS IT INSIDE OUT AGAIN, THEN BACK TO WHERE IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE
HAH
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #193 on: October 17, 2012, 09:31:51 pm »

SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
PREVENT ACTION BY DESTROYING UNIVERSE FIRST.
THE BIG ONE, NOT MY LITTLE ONE.
IS INSIDE OUT UNIVERSE
DESTROYING IT ONLY FLIPS IT INSIDE OUT AGAIN, THEN BACK TO WHERE IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE
HAH
HUH?
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #194 on: October 17, 2012, 09:36:42 pm »

SPLIT UNIVERSE IN HALF
THEN HALVES IN HALF
ETC UNTIL UNIVERSE IS INFINITE NUMBER OF INFINITELY SMALL UNIVII
PREVENT ACTION BY DESTROYING UNIVERSE FIRST.
THE BIG ONE, NOT MY LITTLE ONE.
IS INSIDE OUT UNIVERSE
DESTROYING IT ONLY FLIPS IT INSIDE OUT AGAIN, THEN BACK TO WHERE IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE
HAH
HUH?
YOU'VE BEEN OUTLOGIK'D
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