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Author Topic: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Reboot  (Read 11538 times)

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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2012, 07:15:06 pm »
To your disappointment, there are no books around, and the computer keeps in the BSOD no matter how many times you bash the keyboard. You feel sad for not being able to find the human host of your dreams through the internet.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2012, 07:16:30 pm »
Punish the computer with claws and Fuzz-So-Dah powers!
Assuming the latter aren't one-use or something.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2012, 07:20:11 pm »
Yes! Punish! Then et!
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #63 on: September 28, 2012, 10:08:35 pm »
You punish the computer by first shouting Fuzz So Da at it. Then, when nothing seems to happen, you hit it exposing it's wiry insides, which you attempt to devour. It tastes real bad but you do it anyway since you are hungry.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #64 on: September 28, 2012, 10:18:54 pm »
Enjoy computer!
Find exit!
Destroy exit!
Exit exit!
Use exclamation marks!
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #65 on: September 29, 2012, 02:42:27 am »
gait about randomly until come to door.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #66 on: September 29, 2012, 02:43:12 am »
Insert palm onto face!
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #67 on: September 29, 2012, 10:21:20 am »
You start to gait about randomly looking for an exit, then you facepalm when you realise that you had already spotted two of them when you came into the room.

You can't enjoy the computer because you just destroyed it.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2012, 10:39:26 am »
Go through the smaller door to your right.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #69 on: September 29, 2012, 10:43:45 am »
Quote from: Deathsword on September 29, 2012, 10:21:20 am
You can't enjoy the computer because you just destroyed it.
Quote from: Deathsword on September 28, 2012, 10:08:35 pm
...which you attempt to devour. It tastes real bad but you do it anyway since you are hungry.
That's the part I wanted to enjoy.

Quote from: Guardian G.I. on September 29, 2012, 10:39:26 am
Go through the smaller door to your right.
Okay with me.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #70 on: September 29, 2012, 10:45:40 am »
Wave a single arm from side to side at the next person you see. Then put your arms down and wait for a response
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #71 on: September 29, 2012, 11:06:27 am »
You wave at the nearest zombie. It waves back.
You try to go through the door, but it appears to be stuck. The zombie-less headcrab informs you of a small tunnel in the wall next to it.


You try to enjoy the computer parts you are disgesting, and decide that they're ok.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #72 on: September 29, 2012, 11:16:49 am »
Have the headcrab crawl through the vent.

Unless I can detatch from my host. Can I?
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #73 on: September 29, 2012, 11:21:06 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 11:16:49 am
Unless I can detatch from my host. Can I?
Yes, but you'll have to find another one.
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Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« Reply #74 on: September 29, 2012, 12:04:06 pm »
Detach from host.

Wave at the next human you see.
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