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[GreatWyrmGold]

AAAAAA

Wave at him!

Be friendly!

NO EATING!

then see if we can make him trust us and bring us to a large grouping of people that we can then eat befriend eat.

Sounds like a plan!

[Parsely]

Tell Mr. Scout and Skinny to go back. Wave at scientist. Maybe he's the curious type? (:

[pisskop]

mumble loudly with host mouth through headcrab body while gesturing wildly aboutpeace.  Constantly gait towards him eradically.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Kill and zombify all humans nearby.

[Parsely]

mumble loudly with host mouth through headcrab body while gesturing wildly aboutpeace.  Constantly gait towards him eradically.

lol @ creeping the hell out of poor nerds

[Teneb]

You'd need another headcrab to zombify the last scientist, so you decide to wave at him while trying to say that you are friendly. Unfortunately all that comes out if a loud mumble.

The scientist is terrified.

[pisskop]

Skinny gets to kill him.

Leave room.

[jaxy15]

Attempt to give the scientist a friendly pat on the back to show that you are friendly.

[pisskop]

Attempt to give the scientist a friendly pat on the back to show that you are friendly.

Use extreme force to reinforce idea of friendship

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Strangle him, thinking that's the best way to show friendship and trying to replicate the gesture of 'hugging'.

[Descan]

If you know the human words for "Show me a computer", scratch them onto the wall.

Then, if he gives you one, type out a sentence along the lines of "I'm a friendly dude. Don't mind the decaying corpse below me. That's just a very clever disguise. Please take me to your leader so that we can negotiate."

If he does, detach from our current host and latch onto the leader, absorbing all the SCIENCE and SECRETS.

If all he does is pee his pants, eat him and try again with another guy.

[Teneb]

You try to scratch "show me a computer" on the wall. Unfotunately, due to your still limited knowledge of the human language you only manage to write "computer".

The scientist is still terrified, but appears to be calming down. You decide that a human "hug" should confirm to him that you are friendly. You approach the scientist and drive you claws into his back, piercing his lungs. That's how hugs work, right?

[pisskop]

Give him a kiss with your chest maw!

[Teneb]

The scientist is completely dead, but you press his face against your host's exposed organs. The other two zombies are loitering around, and you can hear some grumbling coming from the duct you just crawled through.

[pisskop]

Skinny goes into grate.  Examine room.