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[Guardian G.I.]

Look out for any guys wearing orange armor before going ahead.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Ensure no crowbar wielding maniacs appear, then find a way out of this godforsaken lab.

[Teneb]

You look through the window. Apparently you are in some raised walkway above a room. You can see two headcrab zombies shambling around in there, with the corpse of a Houndeye lying nearby. No humans in orange armour or crowbar maniacs, however.

[Parsely]

Et. Erryting.

[Guardian G.I.]

Run towards the door at the end of the corridor.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Recruit the zombies, attempt to zombify the houndeye.

If the first fails, kill them by ripping the crabs off their skulls.
If the second fails, proceed without further ado.

[Teneb]

You can't find anything to et, and you can't reach the room you saw through the window, so you just run towards the door followed closely by your group. Past the door is a large room. There are also 3 doors on this room, including the one you came from. A door almost identical to the one you came through is to the right, while a much, much bigger door lies to your left. In the wall opposite to you is a giant "screen", competely blue with some white symbols on it. From your host you find out it's a "blue screen of death".

In the center of the room is a large circular desk with a lot of small machines on top. Sitting in the middle is a dead human guard. There's a lot of blood, but no indication as to what killed him.

[Parsely]

Et the dead human's brains. Absorb his consciousness (why not). Take his..'pistol'..if he has one. See if you can find anything else on his body to pick up.

[Teneb]

You approach the table so you can eat the human and absorb his "counciousness", whatever that may be. Sound delicious anyway. Before you can do that, however, the crab on your shoulder jumps on top of the body and zombifies him. Turns out he wasn't completely dead yet, and while your efforts to eat stuff have been thwarted, at least you got a new follower.

[Parsely]

Find more delicious consciousness to et.

[Teneb]

You search around the room but find no counsciousness-es(?) to et. Looks like you'll have to search elsewhere.

[Descan]

Try to learn the language of these humans and try and communicate!

For (headcrab) science!

[Teneb]

You try to learn the human language by looking at the blue screens. You begin to make a little bit of sense of out them, when you realise just how stupid the text on them is. Maybe if you could find something else with the human language you could have some more success.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look for books!

[GoombaGeek]

> Make a profile on an online dating site using the computer