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[Scelly9]

Those spells seem like they could screw us over in so many ways.

Mostly they'll be panic button spells. I shall be using my wand of mild boils mostly agains anything evil, and my body of meatshield against traps.

[Vorthon]

Change of action!
Smash another random container!

[zacen299]

So the mid-term craziness almost worn off? I imagine you'll need some time to relax, they can be quite draining.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: One Arming Sword/Dagger, Throwing Knives (15 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour with a Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.
Items:

Walk back into the tomb grumbling about falling out of the sky and hating the gods finding my body and taking the throwing knives, ladder and pole. ((Yes I've already gone that far you should see what happens next time he dies.))

Cairn, reincarnated once again, delves back into the tomb to loot his stuff before anybody else can.

[16 + 5] Making it easily over the spiked pit, he quickly collects the items on his dead body.

Name: Jake
Gender: Male
Class: Mage
Items: Spellbook, backpack, small bag, rope, torch, bottle of lantern oil (glass), flint and tinder.
Weapons and armor: Wand of Mild Boils, Hat of Better Spells, leather chestpiece, Dagger of stabbing
Spells:
Light
Spell of mild radiation (Warning, may cause genetic defects, sterilization, and death. Please stand clear.)
Fireball
Random weather (roll on this table, apply indoors.)
Spell of mild explosiveness

Close on Cairn's heels is Jake, who saw him be reincarnated and has decided to investigate.

Sweet. I'm not dead yet again.

Pick the lock on trunk three.

[12 + 5] The lock on trunk three opens easily. Have some vipers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually, they're just fancy viper statues, with scales of jade and diamonds for eyes. All told, three vipers are in the trunk.

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and search the room again, since apparently smashing vipers doesn't protect anybody.

Maybe once you get a weapon that doesn't involve smashing things into paste you could protect your fellow adventures. I'm sure that crushing their forearms to kill a viper won't make them happy.

[16] After several minutes of careful searching, you find a secret door in the north-western side of the room, behind what used to be a tapestry. As it doesn't appear locked, you push it open to reveal a hallway that curves to the east in a semicircle. Nifty.

It figures; you can't trust Magick. Time for Science!

I pick up the axe, and attack the animate chest. Since it's technically a living thing now, enchantments and such ought to work on it.

[AUTOSUCCESS] As you swing the axe at the chest, it bursts into flame! The axe, that is, and not in some kind of fireball either. No, only its blade bursts into flame, burning the animated chest horribly! 1 damage + 2 fire

The chest burst opens with a mighty crack, revealing its treasure!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yep, more vipers. Luckily they were all burned horribly by the axe, so they don't attack.

Pinch a healing potion and drink it, then pick the lock of trunk 5 but don't open it. Let someone else do that and stand well away from it.

You pinch a healing potion from the coffer, and drink it down. Hmmm... that's real smooth. 1 healing

[11 + 5] The remaining trunk unlocks easily, but you keep it shut. Hopefully some other fool will open it.

Razdak turns away from coffer number 2 and sets his eyes on coffer number 7. He casts Animate Object on it, then points to the animate coffer number 2 and makes the same fist pounding motion as before.

[8] Coffer 7 stays inanimate, but at least Midna has dealt with coffer 2.

Sigh at all the new injured/dead people and start healing again.

[17] Your healing hands brings Nikolai back up to health. 1 healing

Drop all weaponry, strip down to underwear, and begin to wrestle the vipers into submission.

Well all the vipers have been roasted by Midna, so you just strip down because it's too hot or something. Probably because Midna is swinging around a flaming axe, now that you think about it.

Change of action!
Smash another random container!

[19] You must be lucky or something, because coffer #15 contains 83GP! Maybe if you survive this deathtrap you could become a professional gambler.

Spoiler: Remaining Coffers/Trunks (click to show/hide)

3 - 3 Viper Statues, 4 - Unlocked
Coffers: 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16, 18, 21, 22, 24

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons:
Armour: "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Light Plated Leather Armour, Leather Pants, Two-handed Sword



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP)


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (30 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole, 10 foot ladder



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: You've brought too many items! As a mage you can only carry 2!

Scelly9, mages can only carry 2 items. The learning the infinite power of the ages isn't very good for the abs.

Oh, and if I miss the update for tomorrow, yell at me some more. That seems to be keeping this game on track.

[Zako]

Unlock trunk 3 and coffer 9 and don't open either.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Unlock trunk 3 and coffer 9 and don't open either.

[8 + 5] Hans has already unlocked trunk 3, and coffer 9 is resistant to your attentions. Oh well.

[Zako]

Open both unlocked trunks, each time as soon as I creak one open, I dash backwards to hopefully dodge whatever is coming from inside it. Also, face the opening away from me and at someone else, incase there's vipers inside.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Open both unlocked trunks, each time as soon as I creak one open, I dash backwards to hopefully dodge whatever is coming from inside it. Also, face the opening away from me and at someone else, incase there's vipers inside.

Trunk three still contains the three viper statues that Hans found, while trunk four is disappointedly empty.

[Zako]

Unlock each of the remaining locked coffers.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

When he manages to unlock a coffer I stand behind it and open it away from me

[Scelly9]

Drop everything except spellbook and wand of (minor) boils. Follow across the spiked pit.

[Vorthon]

Smash more coffers!

Fuck yeah. I'm just rolling in shinies.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Ponder how the vipers even survived in the boxes.

Stand near any box that's about to be smashed open to PREPARE FOR VIPER WRANGLING

[zacen299]

Pick a random coffer and run far away when it opens if there are more vipers.

[Kadzar]

Razdak just shrugs and casts Dumbfire Magic Missile at coffer #7.