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[Solifuge]

Can I have the axe that makes things catch on fire? Can I can I can I? Pleeeeease?

Anyway, as for the rest of the coffers and chests, here's an idea: We unlock, but do not open, the remaining coffers. While they're being unlocked, I and whoever wants to help can find or dig a small 2-foot-deep dirt pit outside the entrance. We can open the chests into the pit by holding the lid and letting the bottom swing open away from us, thus avoiding any traps. We can let the vipers fall into the pit, and magic any loot to the other side of the pit... and since it's soft dirt, any potions or breakable stuff shouldn't be at risk if they fall. Once all the coffers are emptied into the pit, we can magic any remaining loot out of the pit, and/or smack the vipers from range until they're not a problem, retrieve all the loot, and no one has to die (hopefully). Sound like an idea?



What do you think?

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   I think simply having a ten foot pole with a hook on the end would let us open them up with little to no danger.

[zacen299]

I have both a ten foot pole and a grappling hook. That should work and I assume that's what you were referring to?

[Solifuge]

Personally, I'm committed to the pit idea. Rope and grappling hook would just spew vipers everywhere and leave them to bite us at random.

If not a shallow dirt pit outside, then at least one of the non-spiky pits... and any involved magic-users better be pretty accurate with your magicks, lest we lose a potion or whatnot.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   They don't spew everywhere, they appear in the chest then attack whoever is in front of them then disapeer.

[Hanslanda]

I take the shiny viper statues. Score.

And now I'm going to wait until we decide how to best Rube Goldbergian these chests open with no danger.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Dex [9] As you pick them up they come alive and bite you 1 Damage. Fort [3] 2 poison Damage

[Zako]

There is a nearby spike filled pit that might come of use in your pit plan. I approve of your idea!

[Hanslanda]

Dex [9] As you pick them up they come alive and bite you 1 Damage. Fort [3] 2 poison Damage

SSSSSH. Don't give him any ideas!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   This is the Tomb of Horrors. There is a 50/50 chance that if that (or something similar) doesn't happen its just to trick you into a false sense of security so next time it can TPK.

[greymountain_Sage]

I am gonna go into the curving hallway. I keep moving until I find something interesting.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Put on clothing except for shirt/jacket, dig pit.
BECAUSE REAL MEN DO EVERYTHING SHIRTLESS

[USEC_OFFICER]

Unlock each of the remaining locked coffers.

Can I have the axe that makes things catch on fire? Can I can I can I? Pleeeeease?

Anyway, as for the rest of the coffers and chests, here's an idea: We unlock, but do not open, the remaining coffers. While they're being unlocked, I and whoever wants to help can find or dig a small 2-foot-deep dirt pit outside the entrance. We can open the chests into the pit by holding the lid and letting the bottom swing open away from us, thus avoiding any traps. We can let the vipers fall into the pit, and magic any loot to the other side of the pit... and since it's soft dirt, any potions or breakable stuff shouldn't be at risk if they fall. Once all the coffers are emptied into the pit, we can magic any remaining loot out of the pit, and/or smack the vipers from range until they're not a problem, retrieve all the loot, and no one has to die (hopefully). Sound like an idea?



What do you think?

Put on clothing except for shirt/jacket, dig pit.
BECAUSE REAL MEN DO EVERYTHING SHIRTLESS

Under Midna's expert leadership the party systematically searches through the remaining coffers, finding 14 sapphires, 307 GP and 15 vipers. Obviously the vipers get shanked as soon as they appear, but the other treasure still needs to be divided up among the party. Oh, and this action succeeds automatically because I love the idea, not because I want the game to move forward. Nope, definitively not.

Drop everything except spellbook and wand of (minor) boils. Follow across the spiked pit.

Well technically the wand of minor boils is a weapon, so it doesn't count towards your item limit, but an empty space has never hurt anybody.

Anyways you- [4]

...

...

Sod that, I'm re-rolling.

[11] So instead of falling to your death, you make it safely across the spiked pit. Yay.

I take the shiny viper statues. Score.

You carefully place the viper statues in your pack. Seeing as they haven't come to life and attacked you, that's a good sign.

I am gonna go into the curving hallway. I keep moving until I find something interesting.

You carefully walk down the curving hallway, hammer in hand. The air drops a few degrees as you come across a staircase leading downwards. Following the set of stairs downwards reveals two hallways, intersecting each other fifty feet from the stairs. With your breath misting slightly, you head back up to tell the party what you've found.

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Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



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Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



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Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



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Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons:
Armour: "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Light Plated Leather Armour, Leather Pants, Two-handed Sword



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (30 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole, 10 foot ladder



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


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Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook

[Scelly9]

Look around and wander until I find the rest of the party.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I want at least one of the sapphires and 50 GP, but if no one claims them i'll take a second sapphire.


oh
as for my turn
Fashion a necklace out of the dead snakes and wear it.