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Tirion

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #255 on: June 10, 2012, 05:36:17 am »
"Let's just swim in this river until I'm legendary+5!"
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"Fools dig for water, corpses, or gold. The earth's real treasure is far deeper."

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #256 on: June 10, 2012, 11:55:37 am »
"I can kill an alligator. I'm skilled in all weapon skills!"
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #257 on: June 10, 2012, 12:05:01 pm »
"I know! I'll take my clothes off before I fight the dragon so they won't be burnt!"
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WillowLuman

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #258 on: June 10, 2012, 01:55:13 pm »
"Infection has no effect in adventure mode!"
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #259 on: June 10, 2012, 01:59:43 pm »
"I'm sure a dwarf can close the floodgate with the lever by the well just fine!"

"The training squad will be able to hold off the siege until I close the bridge".
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #260 on: June 10, 2012, 04:47:56 pm »
"Magma pressurization?  What the hell are they talking about, only water has pressure."
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #261 on: June 10, 2012, 05:02:26 pm »
"What are those & coming up my stairs? Whatever they are, my 20 Elite hammerdwarves will kill em..."
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WillowLuman

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #262 on: June 10, 2012, 10:59:14 pm »
"Mwahahaha! I am BULLETPROOF! I'm coming for yo bowgobbos! Full adamantine armor, bitches!"
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #263 on: June 10, 2012, 11:01:30 pm »
Bet that last one ruined your day real quick.
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Corai

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Famous last words.
« Reply #264 on: June 10, 2012, 11:02:58 pm »
"Raven men? COME AT ME BITCHES. I HAVE TWO LEGENDARY MACEMEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'LL CLIP YOUR WINGS."


Also, capitulation of the title. Cause I am picky.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #265 on: June 10, 2012, 11:05:53 pm »
Capitulation is surrender, capitalization is the word you were looking for. :)

@HugoLuman: Been there man, but it was a SINGLE bowgobbo. Fucking bolts.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #266 on: June 10, 2012, 11:41:14 pm »
"Alright a tomb! I can wait to add the mummy´s hand to my vast collection of heads and limbs from my notable kills! They are all safe in my backpack right?"

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"Alright! The mummy has been dismembered and all his re-animated libs have been locked a few rooms away. Its just me and the mutilated mummy now. He has an iron chain mail and helmet but Ive got an iron axe and silver morning star. SURELY its safe for me to stop sneaking and smugly test every weapon I have on him right? Surely that wont make him a legendary dodger and his teeth are harmless right?"
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WillowLuman

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #267 on: June 10, 2012, 11:44:57 pm »
"Oh, it's that adventurer I immediately retired because I accidentally made him grand master misc. item user. Time to beat up that failure!"
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #268 on: June 10, 2012, 11:56:23 pm »
Running through the woo- DEER!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #269 on: June 10, 2012, 11:57:27 pm »
A classic:
"Deadly dust? Whats he gonna do? Blow me?"

...which was followed two weeks later by:
"...Why is everyone bleeding?"
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