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ydaraishy

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #270 on: June 11, 2012, 12:06:21 am »
(shortly after killing a few raven thralls)
"Seriously? That's what these supposedly invincible thralls are like? I bet I can take on that yak thrall too."
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Hanslanda

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #271 on: June 11, 2012, 12:20:34 am »
Why is everyone so afraid of hooves? *Fights ungulate*
Oh my god... How did it... Its like its walking on four slade hammers...
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #272 on: June 11, 2012, 12:39:46 am »
*Beats crocodile to death with carp*

"Whew, now to get out of this river before the sun sets."
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Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #273 on: June 11, 2012, 09:12:11 am »
*i'm pretty sure that i have plugged all the holes in the mines*
followed by
*ah.. giant bat riders, they are so useless agains my traps!*
the (missing tile) ceiling...
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
Quote from: breadbocks on December 07, 2010, 09:16:33 pm
154. When you get the word "adamantine" on your LA vocab, you quickly cross it out and replace it with "cotton candy" and spend the next 10 minutes in fetal position rocking back and forth in fear. (Yes, I actually did this.)
...Wait. Adamantine is real?...
...155. You are no longer sure what metals are real or fictional.

terko

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #274 on: June 11, 2012, 10:04:38 am »
After playing again after two weeks playing nothing: 'Now which lever did what? Let's check ...'
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... what is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? ... what is a thought, compared to the mind? ... our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive ... I've heard it all before ... you're saying nothing new ... I thought I saw a rainbow ... but I guess it wasn't true ... you cannot make me listen ... I cannot make you hear ... you find your way to heaven ... I'll meet you when you're there ...

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #275 on: June 11, 2012, 10:35:04 am »
"Giant Olm? Surely you cannot be serious."
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #276 on: June 11, 2012, 11:50:25 am »
"I can block that magma by just granite door, I don't need floodgate. Even Dwarves should understand they should NOT open the door..."
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #277 on: June 11, 2012, 12:26:19 pm »
"It's made of charcoal, how tough can it be? Not even dust, just webs."
FB had wandered into the caverns. Note to self: inorganic FB needs axes, swords or other dismemberment.
Note to self two: Watch the webs.

"How many night creature spouses?!?"
Adventurer was sent to kill a lean troll or something. Turned out it had kidnapped and transformed 5 villagers and they were all happily living in that lair.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris
Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
Quote from: Frogwarrior
And then everyone melted.

Bathunter

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #278 on: June 11, 2012, 12:41:42 pm »
My first encounter with the elves bowmen way back.

"WAHAHA! They're only elves! We can just...OH DEAR AZATHOTH, WHY IS EVERYONE IS A PINCUSHION?"
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #279 on: June 11, 2012, 01:22:27 pm »
My first last words: how you farm?
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #280 on: June 11, 2012, 05:14:32 pm »
Bronze colossus!
Grab your warhammers!
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Magic is inherently overpowered that's the point. You don't get to yell "ZOMG HAX" at Merlin or Zeus, since, yeah, ridiculous hax is the whole idea of what magic is. - Aquillion
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EAT DEPLETED URANIUM, BASTARD!

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #281 on: June 11, 2012, 06:04:34 pm »
"A giant quadraped made out of glass? Bah, this'll be easy..."
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Quote from: misko27 on July 16, 2012, 06:14:22 pm
At what point did the suggestion of child sacrifice become the more ethical option?

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #282 on: June 11, 2012, 08:05:01 pm »
Hmmmm... wait, are we over a frozen river?
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Quote from: jaxler on February 15, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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Re: famous last words
« Reply #283 on: June 11, 2012, 08:59:03 pm »
Me to my brother the other day

"Its been quiet for a while now, getting pretty boring"

Quickly followed by a goblin siege of 50 gobs, their general, and 40 war jabbers.
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Re: famous last words
« Reply #284 on: June 12, 2012, 08:04:19 am »
"Ahhhh, what are the odds of a goblins invasion in my first year?  I can wait until next winter to construct my defences!"
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Quote from: evileeyore on May 18, 2011, 10:41:52 am
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."
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