Painful scene from "cartoon version of the hobbit", #1:
"Owin sir, and glowin sir; call him biffur and and him boffur...."
(Cliche midget voices that all use the same voice actor continue..)
(Horrible musical interlude.)
"Bang the cups and crack the plates, that's what bilbo baggins hates!"
(Author of post begins to feel sick to stomach. Song continues. Author cancels continue recording: too insane.)
(Cue 180deg change in tone from nauseatingly happy and sardonic to "wooooo solemn!" As musical score gives way woodwind themed "lonely mountain" theme, and dwarves suddenly realize they have testicles and sing in baritone about their "hall of stone". Bilbo makes dumbshit comment. Gandalf actually replies! Dwarves continue uberdeep, solemn song. Gandalf busts into horrible monologue that would make a super villian jealous. Bilbo pressured into going on the adventure, boom! dwarves forget they have testicles for the rest of the movie, except for singing this song. Aparently thier testicals bounce up and down in their scrotum's like yoyos on command, and in unison.)
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The corporation for public broadcasting
Typical youtube IP piracy
A cease and desist letter from the tolkien estate
And madness from viewers like you.