Teddy Roosevelt calls in the Rough Riders! (1) He accidentally summons
Manny Pacquiao!
Pacquiao attacks
Teddy Roosevelt! (6 vs. 6) He goes for some jabs, but Teddy judo-blocks all of them!
Gordon Freeman pushes through with shear will! (1) The pain is to great, and he spasms.
Twilight Sparkle sends
Pure Energy to attack Soulja Soldier #2! (1 vs. 6) He charges Soulja Soldier #2, but the Soldier grabs him up (4 vs. 6) and Pure Energy wiggles out of his hands, barely missing getting pistol-whipped!
Twilight Sparkle shoots Soulja Brute with fire! (2 vs. 1) She lights him on fire, and he screams, and rolls around on the ground until the flame is extinguished. Twilight then heals her friends, but all the magic is taking up her energy. She heals
Altair (3) and stops the bleeding, but he still has a hole in his neck. Then she heals
Teddy Roosevelt, (1 vs. 1) but something goes wrong and she accidentally makes some of his arteries explode. Uh oh. She focuses on
Gordon Freeman (4-1) and manages lessen his pain.
Rainbow Dash pulls out a
Pet Parasprite, who joins the fight! She tells her pet to eat the RPG, and then eat the Soulja crew's weapon. It nods and flies down to Soulja Blouja. It goes to eat his RPG, but he bats the Parasprite away, (4 vs. 2) and stomps it into the ground!
Pet Parasprite has died! (Those things aren't particular strong unless they have multiplied.)
RZA and Super Knight attack Soulja Officer! (1 vs. 3) Soulja Officer sees this coming, (5 vs. 1) and slams his Baton into RZA's crotch, crippling him!
Altair pulls out his Shortsword to attack Soulja Soulja. (1 vs. 1) He trips on the way there and falls on his face.
Pinkie Pie removes her shrapnel and launches it at Soulja Scout! (2 vs. 4) He dodges, (6 vs. 3) and smashes her in the side! She hears a couple ribs break!
Soulja Soldier attacks
Altair again! (5 vs. 4) He shoots Altair in the left ankle!
Soulja Soldier #2 attacks
Pure Energy! (6 vs. 1) He shoots Pure energy in the head three times!
Pure Energy falls over and evaporates!Soulja Scout attacks
Pinkie Pie! (3 vs. 3) Before he attacks again, she throws a large batch of balloons in his face, distracting him!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at
Gordon Freeman! (5 vs. 2) Gordon gets hit in the Left Shoulder!
Soulja Brute roars and attacks
Teddy Roosevelt! (4 vs. 5) He swipes with his Chainsaw, but Teddy (2 vs. 3) falls onto the ground, causing the attack to miss!
Soulja Psycho attacks
Manny Pacquiao! (6 vs. 2) He comes up from behind and slices Manny on the lower spine with his Machete!
Soulja Officer attacks
Super Knight! (6 vs. 2) He runs up to Super Knight, does a dramatic long jump, and smashes the Knight across the head with his Baton! Super Knight roars and falls back, unconscious!
Soulja Boulja loads a rocket into his RPG.
Soulja Boi looks at the
Storm Cloud. "Muttafuckinwetherb2crayzuhereyah?" He shoots at it! (2 vs. 4) He misses. (3 vs. 6) Storm Cloud thunders angrily.
Soulja Boi
Mood: MUTTA FUKIN WETHER STROM CLOUD SHT
Health: I'm so Fresh------
......Why is the RNG so angry at you guys?
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Zapped
Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife, Rifle
Health: Sliced Left Leg, Burned Torso, Sliced Left Hand, Sliced Arteries, Heavy Bleeding
Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow
Health: Burned and Shot Torso
Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Burned Torso, Testicular Damage
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Fine
Altair
Items: Hidden Blade, Shortsword, Dagger, 10 Throwing Knives
Health: Shot Neck, Shot Ankle
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Cut Front Right Leg, Broken Left Flank Bone, Broken Ribs
Soulja Soldier
Items: 9MM
Health: Dislocated Nose
Soulja Soldier #2
Items: 9MM
Health: Sliced Hip
Soulja Scout
Items: Baseball Bat
Health: Fine
Soulja Gunna'
Items: Mac10
Health: Fine
Soulja Brute
Items: Chainsaw
Health: Minor Cuts, Burned/Knifed Chest, Knifed Arm
Soulja Psycho
Items: Machete
Health: Fine
Soulja Officer
Weapon: Baton, Armor
Health: Stunned
Soulja Blouja
Items: RPG
Health:
Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle[/spoiler]
Super Knight
Items:
Health: Shot Sternum, Unconscious
Storm Cloud
Items:
Health: 75% Moisture Remaining
Manny Pacqcaio
Items:
Health:
Sliced Lower Spine[/quote]
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