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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 336944 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #210 on: March 04, 2012, 06:43:26 pm »

"Yo I can't believe we've gotta fight this piece of shit. Let's see how your gay-ass dancing measures up against Wu-Tang kung-fu."   

Have the super knight attack Soulja Boy while I use Wu-Tang Kung fu on the Soulja Officer.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #211 on: March 04, 2012, 07:37:24 pm »

Fly past the Soulja Blouja, slashing at him with my KATANA.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #212 on: March 04, 2012, 08:32:50 pm »

The sky dims, it is getting darker....


Twilight Sparkle uses her magic to summon a creature of energy. (5) He is created and picks up the Battle Axe.
Being of Pure Energy has joined!
Twilight shoots lightening at Soulja Boi, (2 vs. 4) but he dodges, (5 vs. 4) and redirects it back! It sears her fur.

Gordon Freeman shoots his Pulse Rifle at the Soulja Boulja. (6 vs. 4) He shoots him in the shoulder, making him drop his RPG! Gordon dives behind a statue.

Teddy Roosevelt charges! (1 vs. 5) The Soulja Brute stops him dead in his path. (2 vs. 1) He tackles Teddy, knocking him down.

The Liberated Prisoners help Teddy Roosevelt and attack Soulja Brute! (3 vs. 1) They stab him a few times, giving him some cuts.

Altair climbs a window, and jumps down on Soulja Gunna, (1 vs. 3) Soulja Gunna steps back and Altair misses, (3 vs. 5) and Altair dodges a bullet!

Pinkie Pie launches Tactical Muffins! (3 vs. 5) She misses Soulja Scout. (5 vs. 6) Soulja Scout runs up and swings his bat, but she...teleports? Huh.

RZA sends Super Knight after Soulja Boi. Super Knight runs forward, picking up a tree on the way. He throws the tree at Soulja Boi, (2 vs. 6) but misses, (6 vs. 5) and Soulja Boi blasts a "YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!" at Super Knight, causing him to fall and crash to the ground.
RZA attacks Soulja Officer, (1 vs. 4) but Soulja Officer (2 vs. 1) shoves him back!

Rainbow Dash flies past Soulja Boulja, swinging her Katana! (6 vs. 5) she slices into his left ankle, and he falls over!


Soulja Soldier shoots at Altair. (1 vs. 4) He misses. (3 vs. 1) Altair throws a rock at him and hits him, dislocating his nose!

Soulja Soldier #2 shoots Gordon Freeman. (6 vs. 3) He shoots Gordon in the torso!

Soulja Scout swings at Pinkie Pie again. (3 vs. 3) He hits her, blowing her up! Oh wait, that was just a Pinkie-Pie shaped balloon.

Soulja Gunna' fires at Altair. (2 vs. 5) He misses, Altair counters (3 vs. 4) but Soulja Gunna manages to shove him back.

Soulja Brute attacks Liberated Prisoners. (5 vs. 1) He roars and goes on a murderous rampage, slicing through them with his chainsaw! Limbs, blood and gore fly everywhere, Liberated Prisoners are dead!

Soulja Pyscho charges Teddy Roosevelt. (6 vs. 3) He sneaks behind Teddy and slices his machete deep into the back of his left leg, impairing his movement!

Soulja Officer attacks RZA. (1 vs. 1) He trips over and falls embarrassingly.

Soulja Boulja moans in pain and grabs for his RPG with his left arm. He shoots it, (2-1) and it jams. He moans more.



Soulja Boi faces the battle on his podium. "Alrigt nau, Soulja Boiiiiiii goit sometin fo u allz." (5 vs. 3) He blasts the arena with energy!

RZA gets hit, his Torso burned.

Teddy Roosevelt gets hit, burning his Torso.

Pinkie Pie gets hit by shrapnel, and gets splinters in her Right Front Leg.



Soulja Boi
Mood: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Health: I'm so Fresh






Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)
Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle

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Pure Energy
Items: Battle Axe
Health: Fine





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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #213 on: March 04, 2012, 08:36:43 pm »

Have Pure swing at any enemies that he can see while I shoot lighting at Soulja brute.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #214 on: March 04, 2012, 08:38:41 pm »

Grenade Blouja, remain in cover.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #215 on: March 04, 2012, 08:42:48 pm »

Being awesome and bad@##, Teddy avenges his men by going Pistol-Knife mode, Pistol on the Brute, Knife on the Psycho.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #216 on: March 04, 2012, 09:28:20 pm »

Create a stormcloud and buck lightning at the Soulja crew, then take cover.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #217 on: March 05, 2012, 01:17:48 am »

Continue attacking the officer and have the knight join me.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #218 on: March 05, 2012, 09:40:02 am »

Activate eagle vision and pinpoint toss some knives at soulja brute.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #219 on: March 06, 2012, 04:07:43 pm »

Will post later today, better post soon Geen!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #220 on: March 06, 2012, 09:30:19 pm »

Twilight Sparkle commands Pure Energy to attack anyone he sees. He attacks Soulja Soldier #2! (3 vs. 1) He charges Soulja Soldier #2 and Axe-slices his Left Hip!
Twilight Sparkle shoots lightening at Soulja Brute (5 vs. 2) She strikes him in the chest, and the Brute recoils!

Gordon Freeman tosses a grenade at Soulja Boulja! It's a long shot. (-1 due to distance, 1-1 vs. 3) He drops it and explodes on himself! He is incapacitated and bleeding seriously from the legs!

Teddy Roosevelt pulls out his Pistol-Knife combat and goes to work. He shoots Soulja Brute with the pistol, (1 vs. 1) but misfires! He takes his knife and stabs at Soulja Psycho, (3 vs. 6) but the Psycho dodges (3 vs. 5) and Teddy barley avoids getting sliced by his Machete!

Rainbow Dash summons up a storm-cloud and takes cover! (2) Storm Cloud has joined the battle! The storm-cloud is wild, and will shoot anyone regardless of their side!
Storm Cloud shoots at Soulja Boulja. (1 vs. 4) Soulja Boulja crawls under a rock to avoid lightning, (4 vs. 5) and whimpers.

RZA continues to attack Soulja Officer and calls over Super Knight! (1 vs. 4) The officers dodges RZA's martial arts, (3 vs. 4) but can't counter-attack.
Super Knight attacks the Soulja Officer, (6 vs. 3) and the Knight tackles him from behind, tossing and stunning him!

Altair activates eagle vision and tosses knives at Soulja Brute! (5 vs. 2) He throws three, and two of them connect, one in the Brute's left arm, and one in his torso!

Pinkie Pie attempts to go improv-doctor on herself. (2) She doesn't fix anything!


Soulja Soldier shoots more at Altair. (5 vs. 1) He shoots the Assassin in the neck, causing extreme bleeding!

Soulja Soldier #2 shoots Super Knight! (5 vs. 2) He lands a hit on the Knight's sternum!

Soulja Scout attacks Pinkie Pie! (5 vs. 4) He smashes her Left Flank, breaking a bone!

Soulja Gunna' shoots at Pure Energy! (2 vs. 5) As he brings his machine gun up, Pure Energy runs up (2 vs. 6) and swings at him, but the Gunner dodges!

Soulja Brute takes a knife to the arm and to the chest in addition to a bolt, making it harder for him to wield his chainsaw and enraging him! He attacks Teddy Roosevelt, (4-1 vs. 1) and slices off pieces of Teddy's Left Hand!

Soulja Psycho sees that Teddy Roosevelt is vulnerable and charges him! (4 vs. 5) He slices at Teddy, but the Former President parries with his Pistol, (2 vs. 4) and the Psycho almost gets shot!

Soulja Officer tries to reorient himself after being slammed. (3) "Who's there?!" He blindly swings his Baton.

Soulja Boulja attempts to unjam his RPG. (5) He does so, and points it at the Storm Cloud. (2 vs. 1) He fires a rocket and it explodes near the Storm Cloud, knocking away some of it's moisture!



Soulja Boi makes an announcement. "I'mmagetsometingetyah." He summons an item. (3) It's a handgun. "Yah!"


 





Soulja Boi
Mood: BLIPPITY BAH SIPPITY SHAH
Health: I'm so Fresh






Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)
Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle

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Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)




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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #221 on: March 06, 2012, 09:34:11 pm »

Teddy Roosevelt summons the Rough Riders!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #222 on: March 06, 2012, 09:36:11 pm »

Heal self with shear will and use the SMG to blind fire on, hopefully, the blouja.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #223 on: March 06, 2012, 10:55:52 pm »

Pure attacks the Soulja Solider while Twi shoot fire at the Brute. After that Twi heals Gordon, Teddy and The Assian.

Stop getting hit you guys.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #224 on: March 06, 2012, 11:53:22 pm »

Pull out a Pet Modified Parasprite and tell it to eat Soulja Boulja's RPG, making more of itself, and then go after the other Soulja crews' weapons, tossing it toward them with a gust of wind from my wings, while remaining in cover.
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