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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 336987 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #240 on: March 15, 2012, 04:21:38 pm »

Rainbow Dash attacks Soulja Scout with her katana.



((Yet another terrible roll for me, but at least one of my earlier terrible rolls did something helpful...)))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #241 on: March 15, 2012, 05:13:23 pm »

Shoot moar magic at soluja psycho.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #242 on: March 15, 2012, 08:08:27 pm »

Pulse rifle the hell out of Soulja Boi!
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #243 on: March 17, 2012, 07:36:55 am »

Use Necromancy to absorb the life force of Soulja Officer and try to use it to strengthen the super knight.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #244 on: March 17, 2012, 06:33:31 pm »

Repeat my call to the Old Ones.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #245 on: March 17, 2012, 06:37:38 pm »

Teddy heals because he's awesome and then knifes the Psycho.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #246 on: March 18, 2012, 02:10:12 pm »

Attempt to summon Assassin protege's to help fight.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #247 on: March 18, 2012, 07:34:25 pm »

Rolling tommorow.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #248 on: March 19, 2012, 03:37:43 pm »

Rainbow Dash flies at Soulja Boi. (1 vs. 6) She slashes her Katana at him, but he rolls (5 vs. 4) and shoots her!

Twilight Sparkle shoots Soulja Psycho with Magic! (2 vs. 6) She misses, giving him the chance (3 vs. 3) to cackle evily.

Gordon Freeman comes out of cover to shoot Soulja Boi! (4+1 Vs. 6) He shoots him, but Soulja Boi shoots back, Soulja's bullet striking Gordon Freeman's assualt rifle bullet in mid-air, chipping the assualt rifle bullet in half (6 vs. 2) and going past the Battlefield to strike Gordon Freeman in the chest!

RZA uses life drain on Soulja Officer, (4 vs. 2) and he grabs the officer, draining a green plasma out of his body! The Officer falls back, drained, as Soulja Officer transfers some of the energy to Super Knight.

Pinkie Pie calls forth the Old Ones! (2) Nothing. It's like they're not there. Like nobody is there...
((Transformation to Pinkamena Diane Pie now possible.))

Teddy Roosevelt heals himself. (3) He gets an adrenaline boost, which should be enough for him currently. He knifes Soulja Psycho! (6 vs. 3) He thrusts his blade, while the Psycho cackles and dodges. Full of determination, he lunges forward, stabbing the Psycho in the torso much to his surprise!

Altair calls upon his Protégées! (5) None come, but he feels stronger, more in sync with Desmond, like he can advance.
(([Transformation to Ezio now possible.))


Soulja Soldier shoots at Altair! (4 vs. 4) Altair senses the bullet coming and dodges just in time!

Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at Super Knight! (4 vs. 2) He shoots the Knight in the Left Leg!

Soulja Scout runs at Gordon Freeman, swinging his Bat! (2 vs. 3) Gordon Freeman dodges a swing, (5 vs. 3) and shoots Scout in the Lower Back as he runs by, tripping the Scout!

Soulja Gunna' shoots at RZA! (1 vs. 3) He misses, RZA (4 vs. 5) throws Dark Magic at him and misses.

Soulja Psycho yells and engages in a knife-battle with Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 1) They don't attack at each other, just taunting and yelling.

Soulja Officer runs at Manny Pacqcaio and attacks him! (2 vs. 4) Manny blocks his arms from a Baton swing, (2 vs. 6) and runs away!

Soulja Boulja loads another Rocket into his RPG.

Manny Pacqcaio runs through the battle, running past Teddy Roosevelt with a clothesline! (4 vs. 4) Teddy grabs his arm, and throws him away, but he lands safely in a pile of hay.

Super Knight (1) lays dormant. Then, he groans and starts dissipating into Dark Matter.
Super Knight has died!

Storm Cloud attacks Rainbow Dash. (2 vs. 6) It misses, and the Pegasus flies through it, (6 vs. 4) running it through with her blade!


Soulja Boi sees an opportunity to finish off Storm Cloud! Swapping his Pistol for a microphone, he points his speakers at the cloud and bellows, "YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" (1 vs. 1) It doesn't have any actual effect, he just does it to like cool.



Soulja Boi
Mood: GWAWSGASETTEAY
Health: Thunderstruck







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Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle


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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #249 on: March 19, 2012, 03:43:06 pm »

Transform into Ezio, and immediatly headshot soulja soldier with hidden gun.[/yellow]
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #250 on: March 19, 2012, 05:00:38 pm »

Shoot a massive magical  blast at Soulja Bou.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #251 on: March 19, 2012, 06:29:03 pm »

Summon the next member of the clan and then while they hold soulja officer's arms RZA shall kick him repeatedly in the crotch
« Last Edit: March 20, 2012, 02:53:22 am by Flintus10 »
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #252 on: March 19, 2012, 06:29:43 pm »

"I'm sick of this crap!" Rainbow Dash flies into the sky, towards the limits of unaided flight, and dives. She breaks the rainbow barrier, and transitions into a rainnuke onto Soulja Boy.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #253 on: March 19, 2012, 07:29:47 pm »

Teddy took out his pistol and repeatedly shot Soulja Psycho.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #254 on: March 19, 2012, 09:45:18 pm »

Summon Barney from ether!
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