Rainbow Dash flies at
Soulja Boi. (1 vs. 6) She slashes her Katana at him, but he rolls (5 vs. 4) and shoots her!
Twilight Sparkle shoots Soulja Psycho with Magic! (2 vs. 6) She misses, giving him the chance (3 vs. 3) to cackle evily.
Gordon Freeman comes out of cover to shoot
Soulja Boi! (4+1 Vs. 6) He shoots him, but Soulja Boi shoots back, Soulja's bullet
striking Gordon Freeman's assualt rifle bullet in mid-air, chipping the assualt rifle bullet in half (6 vs. 2) and going past the Battlefield to strike Gordon Freeman in the chest!RZA uses life drain on Soulja Officer, (4 vs. 2) and he grabs the officer, draining a green plasma out of his body! The Officer falls back, drained, as Soulja Officer transfers some of the energy to
Super Knight.Pinkie Pie calls forth the Old Ones! (2) Nothing. It's like they're not there. Like nobody is there...
((
Transformation to Pinkamena Diane Pie now possible.))Teddy Roosevelt heals himself. (3) He gets an adrenaline boost, which should be enough for him currently. He knifes Soulja Psycho! (6 vs. 3) He thrusts his blade, while the Psycho cackles and dodges. Full of determination, he lunges forward, stabbing the Psycho in the torso much to his surprise!
Altair calls upon his Protégées! (5) None come, but he feels stronger, more in sync with Desmond, like he can advance.
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[Transformation to Ezio now possible.))Soulja Soldier shoots at
Altair! (4 vs. 4) Altair senses the bullet coming and dodges just in time!
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at
Super Knight! (4 vs. 2) He shoots the Knight in the Left Leg!
Soulja Scout runs at
Gordon Freeman, swinging his Bat! (2 vs. 3) Gordon Freeman dodges a swing, (5 vs. 3) and shoots Scout in the Lower Back as he runs by, tripping the Scout!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at
RZA! (1 vs. 3) He misses, RZA (4 vs. 5) throws Dark Magic at him and misses.
Soulja Psycho yells and engages in a knife-battle with
Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 1) They don't attack at each other, just taunting and yelling.
Soulja Officer runs at
Manny Pacqcaio and attacks him! (2 vs. 4) Manny blocks his arms from a Baton swing, (2 vs. 6) and runs away!
Soulja Boulja loads another Rocket into his RPG.
Manny Pacqcaio runs through the battle, running past
Teddy Roosevelt with a clothesline! (4 vs. 4) Teddy grabs his arm, and throws him away, but he lands safely in a pile of hay.
Super Knight (1) lays dormant. Then, he groans and starts dissipating into Dark Matter.
Super Knight has died!Storm Cloud attacks
Rainbow Dash. (2 vs. 6) It misses, and the Pegasus flies through it, (6 vs. 4) running it through with her blade!
Soulja Boi sees an opportunity to finish off
Storm Cloud! Swapping his Pistol for a microphone, he points his speakers at the cloud and bellows,
"YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" (1 vs. 1) It doesn't have any actual effect, he just does it to like cool.
Soulja Boi
Mood: GWAWSGASETTEAY
Health: Thunderstruck
Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items: Pony Royal Guard Armor, Battle Axe, RPG
Health: Zapped
Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife, Rifle
Health: Sliced Left Leg, Burned Torso, Sliced Left Hand, Sliced Arteries, Heavy Bleeding, Machete in Stomach
Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, Crossbow
Health: Shot
Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Burned Torso, Testicular Damage
Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Shot
Altair
Items: Hidden Blade, Shortsword, Dagger, 6 Throwing Knives
Health: Shot Neck, Shot Ankle
Pinkie Pie
Items: Party Cannon
Health: Cut Front Right Leg, Broken Left Flank Bone, Broken Ribs
Soulja Soldier
Items: 9MM
Health: Dislocated Nose, Torso Bruise
Soulja Soldier #2
Items: 9MM
Health: Sliced Hip
Soulja Scout
Items: Baseball Bat
Health: Lower Back Shot
Soulja Gunna'
Items: Mac10
Health: Fine
Soulja Brute
Items: Chainsaw
Health: Minor Cuts, Burned/Knifed Chest, Knifed Arm
Soulja Psycho
Items: Machete
Health: Torso Stab
Soulja Officer
Weapon: Baton, Armor
Health: Drained
Soulja Blouja
Items: RPG
Health:
Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle[/spoiler]
Storm Cloud
Items:
Health: 40% Moisture Remaining
Manny Pacqcaio
Items:
Health: Sliced Lower Spine
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