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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 328566 times)

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1185 on: October 05, 2012, 02:25:50 pm »

Most zombies aren't smart.
This won't work.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1186 on: October 05, 2012, 02:36:08 pm »

Most zombies aren't smart.
This won't work.
Snowball can use a club, right?  Or is he still using people for that?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1187 on: October 05, 2012, 03:15:09 pm »

i believe he does but i think  we should collaspe a building if we need more clubs preferably one with rebar sticking out of it  ;D

also: FIRST POST OF THIS ACCOUNT YAY!
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Graknorke

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1188 on: October 05, 2012, 03:48:56 pm »

Form a traveling dance troupe with all of the zombies, travel all across the nation, leaving a couple of sleepers wherever we go. At the final huger performance, we have thousands watching, and then just as they're about to leave... we have an enormous dance act with fireworks and everything, like good respectful businessmen.

Clearly a viable and logical plan.
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1189 on: October 05, 2012, 04:31:17 pm »

get the smart ones to use guns, then stack unnecessary ammo around and set fire to it. with the pointy ends towards humans ofcourse...
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1190 on: October 06, 2012, 09:37:34 am »

get the smart ones to use guns, then stack unnecessary ammo around and set fire to it. with the pointy ends towards humans ofcourse...
Smart ones meaning us?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1191 on: October 06, 2012, 01:09:29 pm »

and possibly snowball...
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1192 on: October 06, 2012, 04:46:00 pm »

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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1193 on: October 07, 2012, 08:38:24 am »

Arm all zomies who know how to operate guns; get a load of ammo and look for big weapons.

And possible a sniper rifle.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1194 on: October 07, 2012, 09:03:42 am »

actucally this is a very bad plan lets just give a few hand guns and shotguns to some random zombies and see how they do if it works wel we'll arm more.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1195 on: October 07, 2012, 11:57:11 am »

zombies with weapons NO. diane with weapons YES.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1196 on: October 07, 2012, 12:02:20 pm »

zombies with weapons NO. diane with weapons YES.
Seconded.
And maybe w could get ourselves some upgraded handgun & ammo.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1197 on: October 07, 2012, 01:50:43 pm »

zombies with weapons NO. diane with weapons YES.
Seconded.
And maybe w could get ourselves some upgraded handgun & ammo.
yep
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1198 on: October 07, 2012, 02:58:48 pm »

You decide to yell at the zombies to get some clubs and tell Diane to get the guns she likes. You take a look in the handgun part of the store. They seem to be ordered in caliber size.
At the end of the rack you see something labeled as:
Smith & Wesson Model 500. 5 shots .Suggested for bears or elephants on a good day.
You take that one. The sign above says that you need to buy ammo at the cashier. You jump behind the counter and manage to fin a large cabinet. Each marked with different numbers.

You go over to the .50 cal bit and open it up. Inside you find multiple ammo boxes. You take them all and, while you were at it you load the gun. It's a long process without a speed-loader. The crack of a shotgun outside, however, makes sure that you don't have the time to find one.
Diane is crouched behind the counter, holding a Winchester model 70. It looks like a rather large rifle with a scope attached. Diane already collected some ammo while you were looking around for your new revolver.
The zombies are attacking outside but the militia is hitting them hard. You'll lose a lot of people if you don't do anything! On the other hand, if you lose your head you lose something even more important.
The basic zombies are attacking them with bricks while Snowflake took a piece of rebar with a brick attached. The actors are playing dead. The Giggleman is waiting in a corner where he could probably surprise them from if they came in the store.

Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,Smith & Wesson Model 500, 5 ammo boxes of .50 cal ammo.
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:60? normals,10 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Raven.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #1199 on: October 07, 2012, 04:43:01 pm »

Dance.
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