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It's cool to read.

28 (56%)

It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

12 (24%)

No

2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48

[Graknorke]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Hooved animal caretaker in mentally scarred human form.
Well, at least we know the sort of thing that would keep her content.

At least evolution exists, so we have that.

[Argonnek]

Shall we DO something now? We have a van, we have allies (well, an ally and a hostage) and we have a horde. We have been in this house for many many updates. Do we still have that laptop (or even some sort of internet capable phone)? We need to get a map of the area and find us some hospitals that are close by. There is a nonzero chance that there is one less than fifteen minutes away. If we find these hospitals we may find more labs. If we find more labs, we will likely find some more worms. Then we can FINALLY have the smart zombies necessary to have a coherent force that might be described as an army.

IF WE DO have internet access, have us search for hospitals in the area while an actor and some normals search for food.

IF WE DO NOT have internet access, have us and Diane take the truck and a few normals + a brute to the local library and use their computer. This plan also has some zombies search for food.

[Helgoland]

Shall we DO something now? We have a van, we have allies (well, an ally and a hostage) and we have a horde. We have been in this house for many many updates. Do we still have that laptop (or even some sort of internet capable phone)? We need to get a map of the area and find us some hospitals that are close by. There is a nonzero chance that there is one less than fifteen minutes away. If we find these hospitals we may find more labs. If we find more labs, we will likely find some more worms. Then we can FINALLY have the smart zombies necessary to have a coherent force that might be described as an army.

IF WE DO have internet access, have us search for hospitals in the area while an actor and some normals search for food.

IF WE DO NOT have internet access, have us and Diane take the truck and a few normals + a brute to the local library and use their computer. This plan also has some zombies search for food.

+1. GET SHIT DONE!

[Argonnek]

To clarify the without internet option, the normals and brute are there in case things get hairy. We have them wait in the car while Diane and Zero search on the library computers. Should something go wrong, we will have backup.

[Aseaheru]

i have a 2 step idea.
ready?

1. find church
2. live there.

[Rolan7]

I agree with finding another lab!

[Graknorke]

However, I do not think that mocking of the reader can go unpunished.
First we ask Sasha how she got to be so good with animals, and what the results of the test were (in that order, so she'll talk easier for the second one). You have some expositing to do.

Or just exposition about something else. I don't know.
This injustice shall be righted.

[Thecard]

However, I do not think that mocking of the reader can go unpunished.
First we ask Sasha how she got to be so good with animals, and what the results of the test were (in that order, so she'll talk easier for the second one). You have some expositing to do.

Or just exposition about something else. I don't know.
This injustice shall be righted.

Screw exposition, let's eat someone!

[Kitten Snot]

You decide to finally get shit done. You wonder where you left the laptop Diane once brought to you, but feel sort of like Egbert. You lost it.
You decide to look around the house though and manage to find a computer upstairs. It looks fancy, some parts even glow.
You sit down in the very comfy chair and start up the computer. You are greeted by a password requirement.
After a very fitting yell of crap you decide to just give it a guess. You type 12345 and.... it works.

The human race is truly doomed if computers with vital info are guarded by nothing more then laziness. You don't mind, of course.
You take a look and find lots of info on whatever used to be down there in the basement. You don't understand any of it.
But, you get lucky. It has the location of where they should move of in case of base Alfa exploding. There is another base at the largest mansion in the city.
Only meant for emergencies. This is probably close enough.

The largest house is probably in the rich district. Sadly, this computer does not have internet access. You'll have to find it yourself.
Shouldn't be too hard.


Stats
Health:Unhurt.
Energy:Fine.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed.
Durability level 2.5
Inventory:5 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 .357 bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security:None.

Horde:30? normals,10 anklebiters,10 actors,Snowflake, One Banshee, one Giggleman. Raven.
Good Friend: Diane
Friend:Bennie
Broken hostages:Sasha Kriloff.

I DENY YOU YOUR EXPOSITION.

[Dracken]

First of all,i think we should try and raise our numbers of whatever the heck snowball is,Second has it been explained what the giggleman is able to do,besides being able to bust someone's head open?

[Thecard]

has it been explained what the giggleman is able to do,besides being able to bust someone's head open?

And giggle.

[Aseaheru]

1. find internet
2. find church
3. live there
4. giggle at the religious people gawking at zombies in a church

[Thecard]

1. find internet
2. find church
3. live there
4. giggle at the religious people gawking at zombies in a church

Bring along The Giggler to help giggle at gawkers.

[zomara0292]

First of all,i think we should try and raise our numbers of whatever the heck snowball is,Second has it been explained what the giggleman is able to do,besides being able to bust someone's head open?

TO the GYM!!!!!!! bring the whole horde. We take the back way to the gym and just burst right through the wall, while having our horde of normals sneak from the back to the front to cut off those who are trying to escape. the actors and ankle biters come with us, and we send the raven after the most muscle bound person there (all we need is a scratch).
Giggleman and Banshee work together to take down as many as possible. We try and keep 1/8th of them alive for processing and experimentation.

[Dracken]

First of all,i think we should try and raise our numbers of whatever the heck snowball is,Second has it been explained what the giggleman is able to do,besides being able to bust someone's head open?

TO the GYM!!!!!!! bring the whole horde. We take the back way to the gym and just burst right through the wall, while having our horde of normals sneak from the back to the front to cut off those who are trying to escape. the actors and ankle biters come with us, and we send the raven after the most muscle bound person there (all we need is a scratch).
Giggleman and Banshee work together to take down as many as possible. We try and keep 1/8th of them alive for processing and experimentation.

I support most of this plan,except the crow/ravens part,instead he/it should watch the area from the air to make sure nobody escapes.