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[Dsarker]

Da pony boss usez da WAAAGH! to stomp dem humiez gud 'n' flat. Dat'z gud.

[Azthor]

Activate Divine Splendor. All mortals within 200 feet of my avatar die. There is no saving throw.

[Bdthemag]

I summon Trollestia to the field!

According to the 4th Edition rulebook, Trolelstia cannot be summoned in a normal game unless you pass a 1d100000 check (With a difficulty of 99999).

UltraValican, are you forgetting the penalty for referencing Warhammer that was introduced in the 2nd rulebook? You get a combat penalty when using Orks.

My Pikemen Regiment sweep in and destroy your Orks since I passed the 2d87+0/4X23/3.14 combat check.

[Furtuka]

I set a secret trap for Dsarker

The Temporal Beast, being an immortal being, stomps over and gobbles up Azthor

[Zyro]

A group of ninjas interrupt your ninja-ing, resulting in a duel:Until they're interrupted time and time again by you sending in even more ninjas, until a semi obsese starfish turns off the paradox.and then goes back under the sea.

[Skyrunner]

Activate Divine Splendor. All mortals within 200 feet of my avatar die. There is no saving throw.

It seems that you are standing 300 feet in the air, and your Splendor is wasted. Also, you fall to the ground and probably die in a glorious 9.8 m/seconds squared accelerated gravity assisted death.

[Dsarker]

Da 2012 pre-edition bayta give'z me da gubbinz ta get da pony boss, ya git!

[Azthor]

Use Indomitable Strength to send all of the beasts to their death.

[SirAaronIII]

I retreat outside of the battle to write up non-witty boring pointless achievements and milestones.

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A nearbye platoon of Grammar Nazi's dogpile Azthor

Achievement get! Aha, The Sport Pile Doesn't Stop From Getting Taller

I con a WAAAGH on you. Bow before my armies of living green funghi.

Achievement get! No, They're Not Actually Very Fun Guys

I summon Trollestia to the field!

PONY! KILL IT FOR DA EMPEROR
My SPHESS MARINES OPEN FIRE ON THE HERETICAL PONY!
It takes heavy bolter fire to the kness.

Achievement get! I Used To Be A Princess, But I Took A Bolter Shot To The Knee

As according to the Time Traveler's Expansion Book, I harness the skipped turns and transform them into a Lv 29 Temporal Beast

Achievement get! Time On Your Side

[UltraValican]

With Jew-Jitsu research complet my Sphess Marines decimate your fanatical Grammar Nazis.
Indrick converts to Chaos in 10 turns....

I summon Trollestia to the field!

According to the 4th Edition rulebook, Trolelstia cannot be summoned in a normal game unless you pass a 1d100000 check (With a difficulty of 99999).

UltraValican, are you forgetting the penalty for referencing Warhammer that was introduced in the 2nd rulebook? You get a combat penalty when using Orks.

My Pikemen Regiment sweep in and destroy your Orks since I passed the 2d87+0/4X23/3.14 combat check.

I'm not using Orkz. And I'm using WARHAMMER 40K!!!!

[Skyrunner]

Use Indomitable Strength to send all of the beasts flying.

Well, I'm pretty sure your major bones were crushed in the aforementioned gravity-ness...

[Azthor]

Use Indomitable Strength to send all of the beasts flying.

Well, I'm pretty sure your major bones were crushed in the aforementioned gravity-ness...

Levitate at will.

Instantly succeed at summoning Trollestia. Deities with a Divine Rank greater than 4 always get a maximized roll.

[Skyrunner]

Use Indomitable Strength to send all of the beasts flying.

Well, I'm pretty sure your major bones were crushed in the aforementioned gravity-ness...

Levitate at will.

Thankfully to everyone, you, as a DIVINE BEING have a 1-spell-at-one-moment restriction, preventing you from casting any other spells besides Levitation right now. My pre-summoned Alots charge!

[iceball3]

I enter the battlefield and play Ghastlier Gibus, a level 31 hat. It buffs evasion and speed by a factor of (3d2)/(2) whenever a destruction, remove from play, remove from existence, immobilize, or innoculating effects are applied to any entities nearby or at the user. If an affect is cast against the wearer, it's cast to the hat instead.
I take my stone cake wafer sword and go forth as a single unit, I engage the grammernazi alot brigade from the flank.

[Furtuka]

The trap I set for Dsarker charges power for every turn it gos undisturbed

I use my Mimic ability to learn Jew Jitsu and also to create a Psycho Ranger ninja squad