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[Aklyon]

In accordance with the Dessert section of the thrown items compendium of 2nd Edition, Once a PI CARD has been drawn the wielder must use Pies of anykind as their only thrown object until said card is too splattered to be legible, at which time the card is also sent to the discard leaf pile. THus, I summon the discard leaf pile in preperation.

[Skyrunner]

Curses! I summon a platoon of PAINIS CUPCAKES TO EAT YOU!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Spread the zombie dinosaur virus to destroy the field of painis cupcakes.

[UltraValican]

Spread the zombie dinosaur virus to destroy the field of painis cupcakes.

HA! HA!, Acording to Daniels 15th editon book: "Zombie Infection Rates", G-mod types explode on zombiefication or when they come in contact wiht zombie fluids.

[Dsarker]

I activate my Meteor trap card, and the dinosaurs are made extinct again.

[Furtuka]

I research a cure for dinosaur zombieism. I then spend The resulting upgrade points that I obtained for accomplishing this feat on the Mimic World ability which allows me to copy enemy abilities and make clones of their troops (at a respectable monetary cost of course). I use it to build a $1000 army of zombie dinosaurs that I send to take out the approaching slimes.

[Aklyon]

I activate my Meteor trap card, and the dinosaurs are made extinct again.

Does it hit the Catapult Turtle, though?

[Dsarker]

The Catapult Turtle is a reptile creature, not a dinosaur, and thus is unaffected.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Play as Yoshi.

Get a star and bull-rush.

[UltraValican]

I activate my Meteor trap card, and the dinosaurs are made extinct again.

The force of the PAINIS CUPCAKE EXPLOSION, destroys the dinosaur and propels the meteors randomly across the map.
I use my TWIST OF FATE CARD, to have the meteors conveniently fall into a fortress shaped like a dong. This fortress shall be garrisoned by Indrick Boreale.

[Aklyon]

I summon the Object from the Bill's 2 and 7/16ths edition, causing the field to become more abstract to fit it. The abstraction turns the dong fortress into a more missile-like shape.

[Furtuka]

The Catapult Turtle is a reptile creature, not a dinosaur, and thus is unaffected.

*thumbs through prehistoric reference book*   However! Turtles existed in the late cretaceous! As such, according to the revised 2011 edition, it is indeed covered under the meteor spell!

*The Catapult Turtle retroactively explodes*

[Skyrunner]

The Catapult Turtle now starts dispensing indiscriminate justice on every single participant and or their units. It is considered invincible until the end of 1d100 x piE2 attacks.

[Dsarker]

But the catapult turtle is already gone! It has no effect!

[SirAaronIII]

Suddenly, my Trifecta of Jocular Men appear! Their very appearance shakes reality and invokes the JPG COMPRESSION buff on me, making my FONT and speling to suddemly get worsk.........., inceasing my damage powerts to ALOT BIGGER from 1.6 then i gon to hit attaxk the TURFLE


even though its expload