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[UltraValican]

I play the crd Steel Rain

Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!


Battle Brothars!


Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!


And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!


As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes


The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters


We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH

Ever other term a deep strike pod shall deploy sphess marines to crush our enemies with their bolters, until Indrick Boreale is killed

[Dsarker]

But it was a SHORT jocular conversation, and the trifecta disappear forever.

[Skyrunner]

But the catapult turtle is already gone! It has no effect!

Due to the addendum of the 2011 revised edition, turtle based catapults may be revived if and only if they have the ability to dispense indiscriminate justice at the time of destruction. Therefore, the Turtle Catapult, having such abilities always, is retroactively revived.

Also, I summon one Compression Artifact.

[Aklyon]

Ah, but you're forgetting the spacetime effect of retroactive dissipation marked in the Ziklonic 4th Edition, which states that anything that happens after a creature retroactively is unmade will appear sometime in the next d29 turns to compensate.

[Furtuka]

I perform a summoning ritual to bring the dreaded Grammar Nazi's into the battle! They have a X100 bonus against anything related to bad spelling and sentence structure!

The Grammar Nazi's begin to attack the sphess marines due to the Jocular Men being wiped out

[UltraValican]

My servitors begin to reasearch Jew-Jitsu to combat the Grammar Nazis....

[Skyrunner]

Ah, but you're forgetting the spacetime effect of retroactive dissipation marked in the Ziklonic 4th Edition, which states that anything that happens after a creature retroactively is unmade will appear sometime in the next d29 turns to compensate.

Dang, that means I have to wait 29 (yes, I rolled) turns :/

Well, according to the player's rights in the 2011 addendum, I skip 29 turns!

[Aklyon]

The Object, not having a target, begins to scribble comprehensible nonsense in the abstracted space of the current court, which may or may not attract the Grammar Nazis depending on which language it is comprehensible in.

[Dsarker]

I summon Trollestia to the field!

[Furtuka]

As according to the Time Traveler's Expansion Book, I harness the skipped turns and transform them into a Lv 29 Temporal Beast

[Azthor]

I con a WAAAGH on you. Bow before my armies of living green funghi.

[UltraValican]

I summon Trollestia to the field!

PONY! KILL IT FOR DA EMPEROR
My SPHESS MARINES OPEN FIRE ON THE HERETICAL PONY!
It takes heavy bolter fire to the kness.

[Furtuka]

A nearbye platoon of Grammar Nazi's dogpile Azthor

[Aklyon]

I con a WAAAGH on you. Bow before my armies of living green funghi.

The Object, also being an abstract thing, is unaffected by the WAAAGH, and continues to gibberish comprehensibly.

[Skyrunner]

I summon one extra squadron of Grammer Nazis, riding on Alots, to aid in the epic fight against the sphess marines!