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[Azthor]

Your creatures charge into their doom, Divine Splendor is passive. Also, how come I can only have one spell active at a time?

[Aklyon]

The Object begins to convert the comprehensible gibberish and the space it is written on into a glob of Something, slowly but not very noticeably shrinking the surrounding area to keep it stable, in line with the non-singularity rules of the Ziklonic 3rd edition addendum. THis makes the formerly gibberished areas more abstract due to conflicting definitions of what is there.

[Azthor]

Summon a pseudonatural force colossus.

[Skyrunner]

Your creatures charge into their doom, Divine Splendor is passive. Also, how come I can only have one spell active at a time?

;P
You are divine; divine beings = unlogical, therefore you unlogically cannot cast more than one at a time. Just walk for once

I enter the battlefield and play Ghastlier Gibus, a level 31 hat. It buffs evasion and speed by a factor of (3d2)/(2) whenever a destruction, remove from play, remove from existence, immobilize, or innoculating effects are applied to any entities nearby or at the user. If an affect is cast against the wearer, it's cast to the hat instead.
I take my stone cake wafer sword and go forth as a single unit, I engage the grammernazi alot brigade from the flank.

The Alots already had disappeared, while the Grammer Nazis had dismounted and are ready to shoot holes in your hat. They fire!

[Dsarker]

I cast Reversal! The trap Furtuka set now aims at him!

[Furtuka]

The souls of the defeated Grammar Nazi's are harvested in the manner layed out by the 12th book of Silly Stuff and used to create a gateway from which creatures from as of not finished projects can be summoned. A BoatForged jumps out

You fool! The trap ability was that if it is mentioned by a poster with a spinning avatar, it activates and blasts all the collected energy at them, ignoring all effects applied to it by the aforementioned poster!!! Due to the nature of your avatar, the damage is multiplied by the amount of variations that your avatar has!

[Azthor]

I set the colossus, whose HD based tentacles and construct template result in a massive strength and hundreds of attack per turn, on you, Furtuka.

[UltraValican]

Indrick Boreale converts to CHAOS and the planet begins to be consumed by the warp, every sphess marine under Indrick's command follows suite( and sprouts a full head of bootiful hair)
The air ripples with purple waves as dubstep fills the air....

[Time Blossom]

And, with the chaos conversion being situated on a non-euclidean playfield, with a non-integer number of turns having passed since temporal turn conversion occurred, that allows me to move from Kingsbury to...

Mornington Crescent.

Nice game, everyone!

Have fun in Dollis Hill, Indrick.

[Aklyon]

Who said we were in Kingsbury? It was far too abstracted near my Object to tell, thus we were never there.

[Azthor]

Not so fast.
*Teleport Time Blossom back to the battlegrounds.
*Cast quickened dimesional anchor.

[iceball3]

I somehow... Still live? Not sure what happened but I'll just say *1.5 evasion and a xGhastlier Gibusx. I descend to Object, shaken  up.

[Furtuka]

Boatforged used Firespin on iceball3!

[Aklyon]

Are you attacking or doing a less straightforward action near the Object?

[Azthor]

>Flail Phantom with a rain of Holy Power branded Colossal+++ Vorpal Greatswords of Slaying +12