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Author Topic: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.  (Read 8621 times)

The Fool

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #90 on: December 16, 2011, 01:14:03 pm »

Toss in the quartz from the last update, and pocket the diamond for now. We can axe them why they are breaking down the door if the spellmaker is too stubborn.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #91 on: December 16, 2011, 01:17:44 pm »

Toss in the quartz from the last update, and pocket the diamond for now. We can axe them why they are breaking down the door if the spellmaker is too stubborn.
Also, If the spellmaker takes to much time, make a berserk board barricade.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #92 on: December 16, 2011, 01:53:21 pm »

You stuff the quartz in the TOOLKIT, which nearly chokes on it, and pocket the DIAMOND. The TOOLKIT now displays "INSERT SECOND ITEM". You realize that you are in a TUTORIAL ROOM which contains exactly the amount of regents to create a low-level something. It's almost like LORD DREDMOR thinks that adventurers have to be taught how to die properly.

But it's too late to insert the DIAMOND, because you kick the door down once again and shout, "To Thermopylae!"
The BLOBBIES are frozen in surprise, sort of like this:

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So you capitalize on the opportunity and axe one of them whether or not it's afraid to DIE. Doesn't really matter, though, since it's dead in two seconds anyway. You gain 5 EXP!

The other two BLOBBIES advance on you.



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 20/30
Level: 2 [20/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn), Spellcrafter's Toolkit, Shiny Diamond
« Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 03:36:11 pm by freeformschooler »
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #93 on: December 16, 2011, 01:58:07 pm »

Obtain tutorial reagent, stuff in the toolkit after axeificating the other blobbie.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #94 on: December 16, 2011, 03:15:04 pm »

I am going to stop saying vague orders that are easy to misinterpret now.

Kill the last two blobbies.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #95 on: December 17, 2011, 02:17:25 pm »

You take this opportunity to finish off another BLOBBY, and do so. You inhale the 5 EXP that pops out of its gelatin corpse. Mmmmmm.

The single remaining BLOBBY tackles you. That tickles. You take two damage. The BLOBBY looks at you with fear in its eyes, and begins pleading for its life as it sees you raise your axe. But that's just too bad, because you're a busy woman with places to go and spells to create. The BLOBBIES have been finished off.

You snort the last EXP increment, leaving you only twenty points away from the next rung of your own personal ECHELADDER. Then you put the DIAMOND in the toolkit and hit the button. Out pops a SPELL GEM: HALF-ASSED ICE BOLT. You can now cast HALF-ASSED ICE BOLT!



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 20/30
Level: 2 [30/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn), Spellcrafter's Toolkit, Half-assed Ice Bolt Gem
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #96 on: December 17, 2011, 02:22:21 pm »

Reassess surroundings (aka find the next door to kick).
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #97 on: December 17, 2011, 03:57:26 pm »

Heal, then go kill the Eely guardian of the cube.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #98 on: December 20, 2011, 11:57:34 am »

You reassess your surroundings. Actually, you don't do that, because you're lazy. Instead, you use your MEMORY POWER to remember that there is an unkicked door in the room to the north, and another still-standard door in the room to the west of THAT room.

You use the brief break in combat to heal 5 HP. After healing 5 HP, you get really bored of hitting the space bar. You travel west once again. The lone EELY is still there, crying. Maybe you should axe it what's wrong?



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 25/30
Level: 2 [30/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn), Spellcrafter's Toolkit, Half-assed Ice Bolt Gem

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #99 on: December 20, 2011, 11:58:59 am »

*raises hand*

Pat it on the back with the axe. With the sharp end.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2011, 12:29:50 pm »

Axe it why it's crying. Politely and straightforwardly.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2011, 01:04:00 pm »

I would love a tabletop game of this. Excuse me while I axe the Eely one last question.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2011, 01:37:24 pm »

You axe the EELY why it's crying. It tells you it's crying because its friend didn't have time to pass on its 500 gold to it via will before it died. That's too bad, because neither will it. You axe it for four damage!

The EELY tries to spit an ACIDIC SPITBALL like an adolescent Xenomorph stuck in class for eight hours a day. It misses you, though.



Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 25/30
Level: 2 [30/50]
Sidequests: Kill the MEDIUM LUNGFISH CHILD OF EEK
Stats:
STR 11 (+0)
DEX 12 (+1)
INT 11 (+0)
AC 7
Skills: Axe: The Axening, Eyebrow Enlargement Surgery
Abilities:
Items: Wooden Axe (wielded), Suspiciously Heroic Armor (worn), Spellcrafter's Toolkit, Half-assed Ice Bolt Gem

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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2011, 02:34:26 pm »

Turn towards the north and crack open the door... with an axe.
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Re: You are in Lord Dredmor's dungeon.
« Reply #104 on: December 22, 2011, 10:41:56 am »

Cast HALF ASSED ICE BOLT!
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