You listen through the door to see how many awful eyebrow-shaver-insulters are through there. You can't completely tell, but you're guessing one. You kick the door down like a boss, and see a lone Diggle waiting behind it. The Diggle clearly was not expecting company such as you. It starts sweating.
You charge in and go berserk on the Diggle! Your wooden sword goes right through its chest. You pull it out, but the Diggle takes three damage! It starts coughing up dirt. Poor thing.
Reacting to the Diggle's inaction, you grab one of the wooden slabs from the door and smack the diggle around with it. The Diggle takes 2 more damage, collapsing into a pile of failure and low level enemy!
You gain one experience point, which is enough to level up.
You have leveled up! You must choose between the following five basic skills:
Swordamancy: You always have time to show them your stabs. +2 to attack rolls with swords.
Axe: The Axening: IT'S AXE TIME. You become one with slasher movie villains by using axes as your signature weapon. +2 to attack rolls with axes.
Can of Mace: Because you never know when the going will get tough. +2 to attack rolls with maces.
Staff Lore: You know a lot of useless information about staves. Thankfully, you know some useful stuff too. +2 to attack rolls with staves.
Bow Crossing: Not respecting crossing bows is a 500 gold penalty. +2 to attack rolls with bows and crossbows.
Name: Lucy Pooplord
HP: 25/25
Level: 1 [0/20]
Stats:STR 10 (+0)
DEX 10 (+0)
INT 10 (+0)
AC 5
Skills: None
Abilities:Items: Wooden Sword