You use your demonic powers to set them all alight.
Its actually pretty awesome to watch them all burst into flames in a chain-reaction. You take a few moment to appreciate the fiery display, as ash slowly falls. Its like New Years Eve, if instead of snow you had phoenix ashes. And if the fireworks were actually birds on fire, feeding the flames by flapping their wings and being ludicrously flammable.
Wait...oh shit, phoenix ashes in a fiery inferno.
Q:How is babby formed?
A: Mommy and daddy go into an exploding volcano. Actually...phoenixes dont have a gender, so you only have a...mommy? Anyway, she flies into an exploding volcano and...well thats actually all there is to it. Just a bird flying into a volcano. Its really nothing special. Well, except it isnt really actually correct to say that the phoenix flies into an exploding volcano, as the volcano was not exploding at the point in time where the phoenix was about to fly into it, but was after she had flown into it. Makes one wonder whetever theres a connection.
In any case, the inferno is looking exceptionally bird like. You attempt to put it out with your water gun, but the water is instantly evaporated and simply makes the air slightly more humid.
And then the inferno concentrates into a small egg, that drops onto the ground. It is orange, with red fiery veins going around it. It rumbles quite loudly, and is shaking so much that it looks blurry.
You then look for another way out. Sadly you find none. The egg rumbling is starting to have an effect on your ears.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health:
55;35/35Level: 2 [41/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe
Traits:
- Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
- Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
- Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens
- What Is This I Dont Even: You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.