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[GlyphGryph]

Surf all over that guy.

[cerapa]

You use WATER GUN. It is not very effective.

You manage to put out the fire of the fire troll, thus turning it into a regular troll. It is not a generally known fact, but trolls give even less of a crap than fire trolls. They are unmatched in the art of not giving a shit within the animal kingdom. They even exceed the abilities of the cool slime, who cares for nothing except his slimy hair. That is also the main reason trolls give less of a crap than them, as trolls lack proper hair, although some have been known to wear wigs made of human hair.

The troll can also digest uncooked meat now. Congratulations.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 25/25
Level: 2 [1/40]
Elitist Points: 4/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens

[freeformschooler]

>Use ELITIST DEVIL POWERS on the troll

[10ebbor10]

Use watergun and fire whatever at the same time thereby turning  it into a steam troll.

[Trapezohedron]

Use watergun and fire whatever at the same time thereby turning  it into a steam troll.

This. Oh so much.

[The Fool]

Use watergun and fire whatever at the same time thereby turning  it into a steam troll.

Hell yes.

[cerapa]

You use your elitist watergun and demonic flames at the same time, hoping to transform the troll into a steam troll.

You pull together all your power, by which I mean one elitist point and an unspecified amount of demonic power, but it fails. Yes, you, have failed. This is truly the end of this game. What a sad way to go. You were starting to like this game too...

Instead of a steam troll, you got a steamed troll, you are such a failure. But quite frankly, it looks delicious, but that might just be all the zombie talking. Plus all the carnivorous fallen angel stuff, plus you have been stuck in that chest for a while and getting really hungry.

In any case, its a combination of factors.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 25/25
Level: 2 [22/40]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens

[Trapezohedron]

Feast on the steamed bun troll's brains spleen.

[The Fool]

Feast on the steamed bun troll's brains spleen.

This.

After eating go have a look around the crypt for a chest. It's unlikely, but it is possible.

[10ebbor10]

Feast on the steamed bun troll's brains spleen.

This.
After eating go have a look around the crypt for a chest. It's unlikely, but it is possible.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
 
Also look up

[forsaken1111]

Put troll in mouth.

CHEW

[Trapezohedron]

Put troll in mouth.

CHEW

You cannot confine such large objects in such small trappings!

Disregard message anyway? Yes.

Jammed the Troll in your mouth.

Om nom nom.

[cerapa]

You look upon the rather large steamed troll.

It looks even more delicious than before. You start nomming on his body, quickly digging to his spleen, which you then ravenously consume. It is even more delicious than the troll looked. And you are getting sick of the word "delicious" so you decide to call it tasty.

You attempt to look up, but discover that you are in fact inside a troll now. Its insides go squish and you go ewwww.

You found out that spleens are rather tasty and gain 1 ZXP, which is zombie XP, and totally different from regular XP, which you also have. You gain a zombie level and get a choice of 3 zombie traits and you health is increased by 10.

1)What Is This I Dont Even
You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.
2)Too Much Chili
Spleens are spicy and you are not completely sure you are not inside a cartoon, therefore you can shoot steam out of your ears, and mouth, and nose and....other...orifices. You can store 5 charges and gain back this power by eating spleens.
3) Elite zombie demonologist
With all your powers combined, you can become captain DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ALL WILL PERISH BEFORE YOU. This uses up 2 elitists points, a shitton of demonic power and 10 HP, but gives you greatly increased abilities for a short time.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 35/35
Level: 2 [22/40]
ZLevel: 1 [0/20]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens

[10ebbor10]

What 's this I don't even...

Take over the troll.

[Trapezohedron]

> Take What is this I don't even, then discover that the delicious bun troll was totally digested by you, and therefore, you can't control it.

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

Thanks for making my night miserable with Too Much Chili's description. Pass me the brain bleach.