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[cerapa]

You are the Devil, the destoyer, the maker of shitty deals, the corruptor of mankind.

But some asshole stuffed you in a chest. You really have no idea how that happened. At one point everything was going according to plan. The "hero" come to stop you was an idiot and you were just about to destroy the world. And then it all went wrong.

To be fair, you never actually wanted to destroy the world. Making a new one would be nice and all, but you never were one for micromanaging an entire world. Plus having all these mortals around to screw with was pretty fun, like that time you managed to steal some dudes soul by convincing him that he was a wooden doll, what was he called again....Pino...something, anyway, good times.

So, back to the chest again. Its an infinite matryoshka chest. You really have no idea how the hell it was made, just that you cant seem to break it, you just used all your stored power from the few still remaining cultists, and still nothing.

How are you gonna get out of this chest?
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 1
Demonic power generation/turn: 1

Traits:

• Immortal Being: You have lived through the ages, and nothing can kill you, NOTHING. If you run out of health, you are incapacitated for a while though. You can also get trapped somewhere, like that millenia you spent underground once. Adamantite is some tough stuff, you never really understood how someone could mine that crap.
• Demonic Empowerment: You gain 1 demonic power generation per every follower you have. You also gain additional abilities as the amount of followers increases. Bought souls are worth 5 times as much as followers. This also makes you unable to gain XP, all power comes from followers.
• Fallen Angel: You were thrown out for stealing candy from babies. What else are you gonna do with endless power?! You might have been stripped of a lot of your power, but you got some badass horns in exchange, and thats all that matters.

Inventory: You do not have a magical inventory, you have to lug your shit around. Not that you need anything, your powers provide everything...if you have more followers than a dude tripping on shrooms.

[10ebbor10]

Since you're in the chest, and the chest is in the chest to, you should be able to see it somewhere near. So open the chest, and pull yourself out. As you have pulled yourself out, another one of your selves, which is actually you, should pull you out of your chest. Since you were in an infently deep chain of chest to begin with, and every single you pulls yourself out, you pull yourself out an infinitif amount of time. As soon as everything stops moving, open the chest above you and step out of it.

PS: The above post makes no sense at all, as it is supposed to.

[Trapezohedron]

> Devil: Reminisce the days you spent with the Universe, whoever that entity might be, while fumbling around the matryoshka chest.

[Armok]

Since you're in the chest, and the chest is in the chest to, you should be able to see it somewhere near. So open the chest, and pull yourself out. As you have pulled yourself out, another one of your selves, which is actually you, should pull you out of your chest. Since you were in an infently deep chain of chest to begin with, and every single you pulls yourself out, you pull yourself out an infinitif amount of time. As soon as everything stops moving, open the chest above you and step out of it.

PS: The above post makes no sense at all, as it is supposed to.

This.

[Sheb]

Must agree with the God of Blood.

[Trapezohedron]

> New Guy: Disregard post that I made, agree with the God of Blood.

[cerapa]

You look for a chest in the chest. All you see is an orb. Apparently you are at the End Of Infinity, a very tricky situation. Since this is a fictional universe and the creator only has a particular amount of space in his brain, all infinities are purely theoretical and actually finite, should an infinity be called on, it simply lengthens as necessary, but is finite in its actual state. If observed, an infinity is infinite, if not observed, it is finite. Somehow you ended up at the end of it, so when the infinity lengthens, you get farther away from the exit.

Basically you are at the end of a semi-infinite matryoshka chest. You have no idea how you know that crap. Must be the influence of sitting in a chest for so long.
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 2
Demonic power generation/turn: 1

Traits:

• Immortal Being: You have lived through the ages, and nothing can kill you, NOTHING. If you run out of health, you are incapacitated for a while though. You can also get trapped somewhere, like that millenia you spent underground once. Adamantite is some tough stuff, you never really understood how someone could mine that crap.
• Demonic Empowerment: You gain 1 demonic power generation per every follower you have. You also gain additional abilities as the amount of followers increases. Bought souls are worth 5 times as much as followers. This also makes you unable to gain XP, all power comes from followers.
• Fallen Angel: You were thrown out for stealing candy from babies. What else are you gonna do with endless power?! You might have been stripped of a lot of your power, but you got some badass horns in exchange, and thats all that matters.

[freeformschooler]

>Attempt to use the orb somehow.

[Trapezohedron]

> Bash orb on head.

[10ebbor10]

Misapplied/Misunderstanded Quantum physics 101: As long as something's not observed, it doesn't exist. So close your eyes, think of nothing (don't think about of the chest) And walk out of the chest

Also, take the orb  and open the chest you're in and throw it in the next chest. Now the infinity is reversed and everyone else is in the chest. While you are standing outside,alone.

[cerapa]

As the chest is always observed by extradimensional entities, it cannot stop existing. The information about the chest is stored in the forum server, and as such it always exists according to that too.

Now, as for the orb. As you are not, in fact, a moron, you decide not to smash it on your head. You instead peer into it.

You see a corpse. How useful...

You now have 3 Demonic power stored. This amount allows you to contact any entity that is friendly and willing to talk to you.
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 3
Demonic power generation/turn: 1

Traits:

• Immortal Being: You have lived through the ages, and nothing can kill you, NOTHING. If you run out of health, you are incapacitated for a while though. You can also get trapped somewhere, like that millenia you spent underground once. Adamantite is some tough stuff, you never really understood how someone could mine that crap.
• Demonic Empowerment: You gain 1 demonic power generation per every follower you have. You also gain additional abilities as the amount of followers increases. Bought souls are worth 5 times as much as followers. This also makes you unable to gain XP, all power comes from followers.
• Fallen Angel: You were thrown out for stealing candy from babies. What else are you gonna do with endless power?! You might have been stripped of a lot of your power, but you got some badass horns in exchange, and thats all that matters.

[Roboboy33]

Now, smash it against our head.

[EveryZig]

Use DEMONIC POWERS to posses the corpse.

[freeformschooler]

Use DEMONIC POWERS to posses the corpse.

Excellent idea.

[Nirur Torir]

The obvious solution is to give our follower a prophecy. This prophecy must be perfectly crafted such that it not only gives more worshipers, but also encourages a hero to free us in order to destroy us, before we rise to full power, become the Master of Time, and free ourselves before destroying everything. After we're free, we can just teleport away.

(The prophecy, in its absolute perfection, cannot possibly be stated, or even summarized, in our primitive language.)