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Author Topic: You are in a dungeon.  (Read 7572 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2011, 03:00:20 pm »

Wield the skeleton's discarded rib instead.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2011, 03:08:04 pm »

Hollow out the skeleton's skull to make an awesome hat  :P
This.
We will make a ... Skull-Cap.

*badum Chish!*

Then start mumbling random gibberish while waving your hands around. If we do it long enough we'll eventually stumble upon a mystic spell.
A thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters and all that.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2011, 03:12:13 pm »

cerapa can I make another one of this game some time?
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2011, 03:28:20 pm »

You get busy with crafting, well, busier. You grab the other sword. You rub the sword with the rock in an outward motion, but the blade falls off the hilt and onto the floor in a clatter. These things dont have a lot of quality, craftsmanship, proper materials, nor love put into them.

You decide to make a hat. You grab the skull of the skeleton, cut the inside with your sword a bit so it would fit. It doesnt fit. It sits uncomfortably on top of your head. It sorta looks like a tophat, but without the edge, the style or anything at all that would make it resemble a tophat, hell, the skull doesnt even look like a scull-cap. But you'll be damned if youre not proud of it!

You then wield the rib, and make magical gestures, and something that looks vaguely like a dance. Its all very mystical. Your hat fell off twice, but its the thought that counts, and your thoughts were MAgICAL. Erm...that felt kinda strange.

Name: ???, a level 1 misguided fool
Experience: [19/20]
Health: [79/100]
Traits: Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped), sharp rib(equipped), a hat of skulls(equipped)
Weapons: sharp rib, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot

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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2011, 03:31:39 pm »

>Alright, just keep the rib. Head off in the direction the skeleton was originally guarding!
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2011, 03:32:47 pm »

Grab another rib in your other hand, because dual wielding is totally a thing that HEROES do  :P, then continue down the hallway.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2011, 03:49:33 pm »

You rip another rib from the skeletons body, and equip it in your right hand. You then exit the room, go to the split again, and go to the right. You walk for a while and see no doors. Torches on the walls are still placed at the same distances, and are just as bright, but its still getting darker, somehow. You walk on a bit until you see a door ahead of you. You can visibly see darkness seep out of the door and a voice says: Enter, if you wish to be healed!

What do you do?

Name: ???, a level 1 misguided fool
Experience: [19/20]
Health: [79/100]
Traits: Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), a hat of skulls(equipped)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2011, 03:54:25 pm »

Definitely be healed.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2011, 03:57:44 pm »

It's a LIE! Attack the Darkness
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2011, 05:00:03 pm »

You are undecided whetever you should attack it or embrace it. You open the door and see only darkness. You attempt to attack it, but it sucks you in. You are there for an indeterminate period of time, which in this case was 5 seconds. After which you are thrown out of the room. The door closes with a bang. You hear a voice from within: Come back anytime, dear. *kiss noise* It sends shivers down your spine, but at least you are feeling better.

That encounter has given you 1 XP, this has caused you to level! You can now choose one of the new traits, or an older one you didnt choose!

1) Crafty Individual, like a FOX
You are capable of turning your enemies into quality items, well, not really, you just know how to use the stuff you make better since you made them. Also gives a bonus to weapons like chair and pots, and possibly even urns.
2) Shin-kicker
You have the uncanny ability to kick shins at an alarming rate. Some men say you could kick an entire army in the shin with the blink of an eye. They would be wrong. You can however kick both of an enemies shins(or equivalent) at the same time, as well as having a higher chance of breaking their bones when doing so.
3) AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell
You are MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.

Name: ???, a level 2 misguided fool
Experience: [20/60]
Health: [79/21/100]
Traits: Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), a hat of skulls(equipped)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2011, 05:01:07 pm »

AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell so hard.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2011, 05:05:24 pm »

AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2011, 05:05:41 pm »

AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell so hard.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2011, 05:10:41 pm »

AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell
Agreed, though I want to get that crafty perk at some point.
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Re: You are in a dungeon.
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2011, 05:18:01 pm »

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