You are undecided whetever you should attack it or embrace it. You open the door and see only darkness. You attempt to attack it, but it sucks you in. You are there for an indeterminate period of time, which in this case was 5 seconds. After which you are thrown out of the room. The door closes with a bang. You hear a voice from within:
Come back anytime, dear. *kiss noise* It sends shivers down your spine, but at least you are feeling better.
That encounter has given you 1 XP, this has caused you to level! You can now choose one of the new traits, or an older one you didnt choose!
1) Crafty Individual, like a FOX
You are capable of turning your enemies into quality items, well, not really, you just know how to use the stuff you make better since you made them. Also gives a bonus to weapons like chair and pots, and possibly even urns.
2) Shin-kicker
You have the uncanny ability to kick shins at an alarming rate. Some men say you could kick an entire army in the shin with the blink of an eye. They would be wrong. You can however kick both of an enemies shins(or equivalent) at the same time, as well as having a higher chance of breaking their bones when doing so.
3) AbrawhatevercomesnextohgodIcantremembersuchasimplespell
You are
MAgICAL, holy shit that sounds weird. Anyway, you can cast basic spells and horribly botch harder spells. There might or might not be a connection with Lovecraftian horrors and the darkness here. There is also the chance of ponies, or possibly Lovecraftian ponies. The sky is the limit with spells.
Name:
, a level 2 misguided fool
Experience: [20/60]
Health:
[79/21/100]Traits: Bad Savvy: You have an incredibly wrong impression of the world, somehow you dont utterly fail though. Bonus on actions that really shouldnt work.
Inventory: Raggy clothes(equipped), silver necklace(equipped),2 sharp ribs(equipped), a hat of skulls(equipped)
Weapons: sharp rib(left hand), sharp rib(right hand), mouth, left foot, right foot