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Author Topic: You are Flesh golem INSTANT DEATH ENDGAME.  (Read 49594 times)

EveryZig

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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #375 on: December 17, 2011, 11:28:35 pm »

Start laughing.
If he asks what you are laughing about, Open your mouth wiiide at him, then start laughing again.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #376 on: December 18, 2011, 12:17:52 am »

Either one.
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Re: You are Flesh golem
« Reply #377 on: December 18, 2011, 04:16:03 am »

    You start laughing behind your hand for a bit. THe guard seem confuse but says nothing.


    When you're done with talking to the guard just walk away or go to some other location.

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    edit- Crudsicles, I forgot You dumped dothki in the succubus viewing cell.
    « Last Edit: December 18, 2011, 06:48:10 am by Monkeyfacedprickleback »
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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #378 on: December 18, 2011, 06:41:55 am »

    Go and admire the +Metal Animal Cage+'s that just happen to contain animals.
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    Monkeyfacedprickleback

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #379 on: December 18, 2011, 06:54:33 am »

    You admire the nearest metal cage. It appear to be forged out of runed silver, enchanted for strength, And the ability to hold dozens if not hundreds of animals in a space no larger the 6"X6"X6". It is filled with basilisks. They stare at you Balefully, But their Petrifying Gaze is blocked by the magic absorbing Runes.
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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #380 on: December 18, 2011, 07:53:10 am »

    Lets go find another guard and ask where all the hobos are.
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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #381 on: December 19, 2011, 12:09:51 am »

    Lets go find another guard and ask where all the hobos are.
    We should ask if they went where you would think, or if they are actually alive somewhere. Maybe mention you have a friend who might be interested in acquiring some bodies for study if it is the former.
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    Monkeyfacedprickleback

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #382 on: December 19, 2011, 12:46:06 am »

    You find another different guard and ask where all the street people are.
    "Hi I just got here from Bruge, And i was wondering where are all the hobos and street urchins? They seem to be missing."


    "Ah well Tourist, most of the less savory members of malemoot, such as the thieves are put to work in the mines, and those who can't find employment are put into labor gangs, Where they clean the streets or sewers, Or where they are put to work on farms. They go through a placement exam to see what jobs they are suitable for, And the most promising are employed by the city. At night they usually sleep in a bunkhouse or hostel. The children who lack sufficent parental care are taken to a orphanage. Varol-Zarg takes care of his citizens, since a happy citizen is a citizen that won't need to be killed."
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    Monkeyfacedprickleback

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #383 on: December 19, 2011, 08:18:51 am »

    If you are done talking to the guard you may want to go to some other destination. A destination Other than the worst possible choice, such as the zoo. For refrence, The destinations are:
    Upper/middle/Lower Markets.
    Zargs college for Magic, Where you should be able to upgrade your golem.
    The graveyard.
    The arena.
    Your inn.

    Or maybe you'll ask the guard about where to buy exotic and animal parts for necromancy studies.
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    Armok

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #384 on: December 19, 2011, 10:55:33 am »

    Go to the collage. Not that we need upgrades right now, but because there are likely to be less racist humans or maybe even another flesh golems. Talk about all your FEELING and other sappy stuff until someone's ears fall of. Figuratively. Don't actually tear of someone's ears.
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    Monkeyfacedprickleback

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #385 on: December 19, 2011, 11:40:56 am »

    You drag Dothki away from the succubus pit, and travel across town to Zargs college of Magic.
    The first thing you notice is a fellow Flesh golem, Standing outside a door to a laboratory. It Appears to have the head of an oafish human crudely stiched onto the body of a gazelle. From it's shoulders hang the ill-fitting Limbs of a gorilla, with bulging implants in the lower arms. On it's back is a ghastly metal contraption, with a multitude of wires spooling out to each joint in the beasts body. The tail looks to have been replaced with the trunk of an elephant to help balance the weight of the monstrosities arms, the trunk is studded with short, crude blades And the the jaw has been replaced with a intricate crossbow which looks as though it may fly apart at any moment. You feel a subtle flow of energy flowing into you from this creature. Obviously a gnome has taken to necromancy.
    "Ah Comrade, I was Despairing of meeting another of our ilk in this city. How Goes it with you this dreary day?"
    The Ungainly golem stares vacantly and make a *klunkgh*, A sound neither entirely mechanical nor organic.

    What a hideous, Tragic creation. you think to yourself.

    To make things interesting if you can accurately guess which souls is in charge for a post I May give a special prize (if you get it right 5 times you'll get a cool "random" drop. think of it as a bonus game.)

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #386 on: December 19, 2011, 12:32:19 pm »

    Its the strategist, isn't it?
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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #387 on: December 19, 2011, 12:41:03 pm »

    Yup! You get a point. so you're at 1. But at this point I wont post any more verification posts 'cos it'd be pointless, and without points, what is the point? I'll still count them though. Now I have to go find something pointy to point at... With a pointy stick.
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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #388 on: December 19, 2011, 01:19:02 pm »

    Soooo if I post strategist four times would each count as a point or only the first one, aka this post count?
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    Armok

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    Re: You are Flesh golem
    « Reply #389 on: December 19, 2011, 02:01:34 pm »

    ((It's the golem idea I had at the beginning! :D ))

    And you could do a copout and not actually write the conversation, just imply it's being had.
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