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[EveryZig]

Start laughing.
If he asks what you are laughing about, Open your mouth wiiide at him, then start laughing again.

[~Neri]

Either one.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You start laughing behind your hand for a bit. THe guard seem confuse but says nothing.


When you're done with talking to the guard just walk away or go to some other location.

Stats
Elena

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Loyalty %: 80
Souls: 10
Soul storage capabilty: 17
Power: 100
Necromancers bond +15~30 power per turn.
You Are at one with your body.
Your mind is erratic.
Inventory

• 200 gold pieces
• MaleMoot State badge
• 4 steel daggers
• 2 Long steel daggers
• You are wearing a soft cotten Oilskin cloak dyed mauve.
• You are wearing a set of iron reinforced leather armour
• you are wearing 4 belts and a baldric
• you are wearing A set of custom Ladies boots, Optimized for kicking and stealth
• You are wearing a huge Backpack
• A strong coil of rope
• A case of (48) throwing darts
• a womens masqureade mask
• a Massive crossbow with (40) bolts
• A bastard sword
• A grappling hook

Skills

• Paralysing strike
• Deadly Poison strike
• Hidden arms
• Super Flexibility
• Normal Voice
• Rope Trick
• Freaky goddamn hand eyes.
• Belly of the [snake]

Spells

• Unliving Domination

Dothki Nathul

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Necromancers bond
Pissed off
Stressed

inventory

• Wearing pale blue robes
• MaleMoot State badge
• Necromancer papers & License
• 98 gold
• Tome of Flesh crafting
• Basic spell book
• staff

SKILLS

• Limb overhaul[/sub]
• Bone augmentation
• miscellaneous replacement[/sub]

[li]Soul augmentation[/li]
[li]Magicked senses[/li]
[li] Improved vocals[/li]
[li]Magical Item implant[/li][/list]

MISC

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The Brugean Guards are looking for you.
The Grunheime thieves Are looking for you.
You are talking to a guard
You are an Agent of Malemoot

edit- Crudsicles, I forgot You dumped dothki in the succubus viewing cell.

[~Neri]

Go and admire the +Metal Animal Cage+'s that just happen to contain animals.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You admire the nearest metal cage. It appear to be forged out of runed silver, enchanted for strength, And the ability to hold dozens if not hundreds of animals in a space no larger the 6"X6"X6". It is filled with basilisks. They stare at you Balefully, But their Petrifying Gaze is blocked by the magic absorbing Runes.

[~Neri]

Lets go find another guard and ask where all the hobos are.

[EveryZig]

Lets go find another guard and ask where all the hobos are.

We should ask if they went where you would think, or if they are actually alive somewhere. Maybe mention you have a friend who might be interested in acquiring some bodies for study if it is the former.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You find another different guard and ask where all the street people are.
"Hi I just got here from Bruge, And i was wondering where are all the hobos and street urchins? They seem to be missing."

"Ah well Tourist, most of the less savory members of malemoot, such as the thieves are put to work in the mines, and those who can't find employment are put into labor gangs, Where they clean the streets or sewers, Or where they are put to work on farms. They go through a placement exam to see what jobs they are suitable for, And the most promising are employed by the city. At night they usually sleep in a bunkhouse or hostel. The children who lack sufficent parental care are taken to a orphanage. Varol-Zarg takes care of his citizens, since a happy citizen is a citizen that won't need to be killed."

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

If you are done talking to the guard you may want to go to some other destination. A destination Other than the worst possible choice, such as the zoo. For refrence, The destinations are:
Upper/middle/Lower Markets.
Zargs college for Magic, Where you should be able to upgrade your golem.
The graveyard.
The arena.
Your inn.

Or maybe you'll ask the guard about where to buy exotic and animal parts for necromancy studies.

[Armok]

Go to the collage. Not that we need upgrades right now, but because there are likely to be less racist humans or maybe even another flesh golems. Talk about all your FEELING and other sappy stuff until someone's ears fall of. Figuratively. Don't actually tear of someone's ears.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You drag Dothki away from the succubus pit, and travel across town to Zargs college of Magic.
The first thing you notice is a fellow Flesh golem, Standing outside a door to a laboratory. It Appears to have the head of an oafish human crudely stiched onto the body of a gazelle. From it's shoulders hang the ill-fitting Limbs of a gorilla, with bulging implants in the lower arms. On it's back is a ghastly metal contraption, with a multitude of wires spooling out to each joint in the beasts body. The tail looks to have been replaced with the trunk of an elephant to help balance the weight of the monstrosities arms, the trunk is studded with short, crude blades And the the jaw has been replaced with a intricate crossbow which looks as though it may fly apart at any moment. You feel a subtle flow of energy flowing into you from this creature. Obviously a gnome has taken to necromancy.
"Ah Comrade, I was Despairing of meeting another of our ilk in this city. How Goes it with you this dreary day?"
The Ungainly golem stares vacantly and make a *klunkgh*, A sound neither entirely mechanical nor organic.

What a hideous, Tragic creation. you think to yourself.

To make things interesting if you can accurately guess which souls is in charge for a post I May give a special prize (if you get it right 5 times you'll get a cool "random" drop. think of it as a bonus game.)

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The guard isn't racist, just ignorant. I mean anyone without an in depth knoweldge of flesh golems would think they are just another golem in a different medium, and most necromancers fall into that category. Remember Flesh golems are very rare. And Some of them are mindless, whereas others like you actaully have independant thoughts and feelings. Dothki thought he was getting a mindless construct which would obey faultlessly right up until he actually made you, and even after that it took a while for him to cotton on.
And by the way I'm not that great with emotional stuff, and writing emotions for a creature with four independant minds controlled by a census of players each with their own idea/interpretation of the character... well, thats very hard to write. But then If this wasn't challenging I wouldn't have been able to use it as a cop-outfor nanowrimo

[Ochita]

Its the strategist, isn't it?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Yup! You get a point. so you're at 1. But at this point I wont post any more verification posts 'cos it'd be pointless, and without points, what is the point? I'll still count them though. Now I have to go find something pointy to point at... With a pointy stick.

[~Neri]

Soooo if I post strategist four times would each count as a point or only the first one, aka this post count?

[Armok]

((It's the golem idea I had at the beginning! ))

And you could do a copout and not actually write the conversation, just imply it's being had.