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[Elvisdogs]

Go to the zoo. Like a boss flesh golem

[scout890]

go to the graveyard and get some minions.

[Armok]

I like the catgirl idea.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Dothki and Elena go back to the inn, with the intent to reattach elena's arms but Woe! Dothki needs a suitable surface to work on. You can't Enhance elena Without a lab! Choosing the next best option Elena and Dothki go to the Zoo like Flesh golems, Which is to say they walk normally. At the Zoo there is a large selection of animal in custom built habitats. What animals do you want to see first?
The Zoo is large and houses many animal, both magical and none magical. You can find a few Magic animals and Almost any non-Magical animal in the zoo.

[scout890]

see if the zoo sells exotic animal parts.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

see if the zoo sells exotic animal parts.

They don't.

[EveryZig]

Vampire fangs would help restore your energy yeah but it's probably not a good idea to go around biting people, without the mind control and hypnosis that vampire have to keep them safe.

Paralytic poison has a great many uses
Of course, we would still only bite people we are going to kill anyway, but with our poison we can arrange for one or two paralyzed (temporary) survivors from fights against unarmored enemies.

Also, I just read the history of necromancy post (I just remembered it after being distracted from it the first time by posting), and I am tempted to see Zarg's reaction to finding out we know a secret of his. He would likely just melt us though. (Though on the other had, he didn't seem to try very hard to hide it...)

I guess we will just appreciate the animals for now (because it is foolish to act up in the city of a demigod who is also employing you).

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You don't know any secret about Varol-Zarg that the entire city doesn't already know. That history is pretty much common knowledge. I still wouldn't say anything though. Zarg thinks he's being very sneaky but the truth is the guy suck at deception. When you have as much power as he does, you don't really need to be sneaky.

As a hint, You may want to Find a guard to ask questions about the city so you know what exactly you can do and where. You maay also want to ask about Agent Of Malemoot (AOM) status and what benifits it comes with. Because right now you have know nothing about the city you are in.

[EveryZig]

I guess we should ask the guard about about Agent Of Malemoot (AOM) status, since after mentioning that he would likely be more willing to talk to us. (And if not, we can always leave him and go talk to a different guard.)

[~Neri]

Question guard about AOM status and admire animals.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You Lead dothki into the succubus exhibit, And leave him there so you can find a guard to grill for infomation. He'll be there when your get back. In fact based off the number of middle aged men standing there vacant eyed and drooling, and based off the nearby cafe packed with chatting women, It looks like you're not the only one to get the idea.

Finding a guard You ask him
"Hello I'm new in town and I heard some talk about some 'Agents of Malemoot' and I was wondering what they were.

" Oh well the Agents of Malemoot are special operatives chosen By Varol-Zarg himself. As such they are expected to act for the good of malemoot for as long as they hold the title on pain of death. However they can resign from their post instantly by throwing away the badge that comes with the office.
 With the badge come a large number of privilages, such as holding a captaincy in the guard, Being allowed to bypass most beuracratic red tape, Being able to requistion an unlimited amount of food and non-alcoholic drinks,
Being able to arrest criminals and use lethal force if neccessary,They are immune to most criminal punishment, and in other countries may hold diplomatic immunity. They have The ability to go into's peoples house search the place and steal Reposses their goods for no reason (as long as you need it more),
They get discounts at all stores, access to all school and labratory facilities and they can order citizens around on pain of imprisonment or death. In short they have the run of the city and the government will do what it can to aid them in any way possible.
 If one of these Heros tells you to do something while you visit malemoot, Do it or they may kill you. Is there anything else tourist?"

[Armok]

Ask if there are any places where a flesh golem can socialize normally and discus flesh golem-y things without being shunned and stuff.

[~Neri]

What armok said.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Ask if there are any places where a flesh golem can socialize normally and discus flesh golem-y things without being shunned and stuff.

"Well there aren't that many flesh golems around but if you want to see one your best bet would be the arena. They Can get quite a bit of gold as Contestants and prize fighters. The next best place would be at one of The schools labs where they may be getting upgrades. Zarg's College For Magic has the best equipped Labs in Algalia(Continent where you live). I don't think flesh golems can "socialize." They're just mindless constructs right?"

[~Neri]

Tell the guard that is completely incorrect, flesh golems are not zombies and that he is being very very racist and you are greatly offended, then stomp off.