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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #135 on: September 23, 2011, 02:48:53 pm »

Using conventional relativity, its mass would be essentially infinite. As we're not all being sucked into a black hole, though, something funky's going on.

Maybe it's similar to electron tunneling. It's moving at sub C speeds, but occasionally jumps instantaneously from one point to another. Or something else.
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #136 on: September 23, 2011, 02:54:56 pm »

Well bang goes my effort at a nobel prize for finding the 96% of the universe we are missing.

My next best idea is some form of shortcut/tunnelling through those tiny rolled up extra dimensions suggested by string or M theory.
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #137 on: September 23, 2011, 03:00:58 pm »

Or maybe neutrinos are just tiny little specks of another dimension sticking through into ours. Like the Orz, but with less *frumple*.
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #138 on: September 23, 2011, 03:04:24 pm »

Heh... possibly. Maybe thats where all the gravity goes - some other dimension.

"Oh hi there CERN. Found the Higgs Boson yet?"
"Nope, but we have broken the speed of light."
"Not good enough - keep trying!"
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #139 on: September 23, 2011, 03:12:19 pm »

I learn so freaking much from this place. Why the hell aren't all you people millionaire Nobel and Pulitzer Prize winning Übermensches yet?*head asplode*
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #140 on: September 23, 2011, 03:19:16 pm »

You mean you're not?
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #141 on: September 23, 2011, 03:20:35 pm »

I learn so freaking much from this place. Why the hell aren't all you people millionaire Nobel and Pulitzer Prize winning Übermensches yet?*head asplode*
You're actually the only one of us who doesn't have a net worth over $3 million
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #142 on: September 23, 2011, 03:21:18 pm »

Nope. Facepunching only goes so far. Soon, however, using this new FTL technology, I will be able to punch someone so hard that they vanish and reappear somewhere randomly in spacetime with an uncertain velocity or at a measurable velocity but in an unknown place and time. Soon.
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #143 on: September 23, 2011, 03:22:52 pm »

So, Neutrino telescopes?
Do-able?
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« Reply #144 on: September 23, 2011, 03:28:00 pm »

Regardless of what's actually happening, we're going to learn something interesting out of this, and that's enough to get me pretty excited.
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« Reply #145 on: September 23, 2011, 03:30:07 pm »

I learn so freaking much from this place. Why the hell aren't all you people millionaire Nobel and Pulitzer Prize winning Übermensches yet?*head asplode*

Distracted by Dwarf Fortress.  :P

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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #146 on: September 23, 2011, 03:35:38 pm »

So, Neutrino telescopes?
Do-able?
Oh, I'd totally tap that.
Wait...that's not what you meant, is it?
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #147 on: September 23, 2011, 03:36:20 pm »

Nope. Facepunching only goes so far. Soon, however, using this new FTL technology, I will be able to punch someone so hard that they vanish and reappear somewhere randomly in spacetime with an uncertain velocity or at a measurable velocity but in an unknown place and time. Soon.
Oh, so that's how you/I/we went back in time. Never play "stop hitting yourself" with FTL punches, MZ.
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #148 on: September 23, 2011, 03:37:58 pm »

So, Neutrino telescopes?
Do-able?
Oh, I'd totally tap that.
Wait...that's not what you meant, is it?
Scientist: This Neutrino telescope is WORTHLESS to telling me the current state of the universe, on the other hand I no longer need to keep that shrew of a wife around.
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Re: CERN has accidentally the everything.
« Reply #149 on: September 23, 2011, 03:40:48 pm »

So, Neutrino telescopes?
Do-able?
Yes, and we have them, but neutrinos are notoriously hard to detect, so they can't see anything but the brightest of sources (so far we only know of 1 definitive source beyond the sun). maybe that IceCube and it's sister got a slightly better resolution, but we'll still not be able to see a conventional star with them.
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