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[lawastooshort]

Tuesday: 0929 hours.

Anna Halford stands face to face with Daniel, wielding a light saber in each hand, her hair blowing about her face in the fierce winds atop Helipad 42B. Sinclair climbs onto the helipad half a dozen yards behind her. Daniel shouts over the howling wind.

"Sinclair... Let’s work together, there is nothing that stops us from being allies."

“You think there is nothing!?” Anna laughs, “There can be only one! GenCorp can only be successful with one CEO! Two of us must die! You two! I will not let my father’s legacy go the way of GeneriBiz!”

“No…  I have graphs! Spreadsheets! Action points! Going forwards! Growth! Misuse of reflexive pronouns! Cost-cutting! User-centric! Strategise! Something! Together Sinclair and I can lead GenCorp to the top!

"Damn straight. Let's do this, motherfu-oh wait, you’re only eight. Erm. Let’s do this, chaps! Please!"

Full ice anna.

[Init Daniel vs Anna: 5 vs 5 = Simultaneous Death Frosting Light Saber Chuck!]

As she runs towards you, you flip your cold-thrower to uberauto and let rip! She leaps over the awful blast of ice [3 vs 6]: it hits Sinclair loitering behind [dodge =2]. The tip of his nose is frozen!

Anna lands from her Force Leap, bringing her right hand light saber down upon you as she reaches the ground [6 vs 4]: she severs your little finger!

Damage Inflicted: Sinclair: 1hp!
Damage Sustained: 1hp!
Wound Sustained: Severed little finger!

“Bwahahaha!”

Turn Anna into a pincushion.

[Init Sinclair vs Anna: 2 vs 5 = Oh god no! Not the Light Saber Chuck!]

Watching Anna leap over the terrible blast of cold that Daniel sends your way, you wonder if he really meant that about being allies. You see Anna slice off his finger! You act! You load a fragmentation pin cushion nail round into your machinenailgun and look up just in time to see a light saber flying at your face!

Oh noes [5 vs 6]! The light saber passes straight through your left arm! Slicing it off! You struggle to keep the weight of the machinenailgun under control, and pull the trigger as you see the light saber flying through the air past you back towards Anna. The fragmentation pin cushion nail round hits the light saber in midair [6 vs 6]! It explodes in a hundred thousand pieces! Nail fragments monsoon down upon the helipad! The blood is so intense it flows upwards! The light saber hurtles towards Daniel! He catastrophically fails [1] to dodge! It passes straight between his legs! The empty space between his legs! Not the bad space! Gosh. Phew.

Damage Sustained: 3hp!
Wound Sustained: Left arm sliced off!

Damage Sustained: Sinclair: 5hp!
Wound Sustained: Sinclair: Ears blown off!
Wound Sustained: Sinclair: Heavy bleeding!
Damage Inflicted: Daniel:  9hp!
Wound Inflicted: Daniel: Right armed sliced off!
Wound Inflicted: Daniel: Heavy bleeding!
Damage Inflicted: Anna: 7hp!
Wound Inflicted: Anna: Left leg severed below the knee!
Wound Inflicted: Anna: Heavy bleeding!

In terrible pain, Anna grimaces, close to tears and unable to use the Force to reclaim her second light saber. She needs a plaster! Instead, she reaches inside her Girl Guide uniform and pulls something out with her left hand.

She brandishes a Swim Champ Badge before her! The light burns fiercely before Sinclair and Daniel’s eyes!

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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)

Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 14
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits! Left little finger severed! Right armed sliced off! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! , Invent
Location: Helipad 42B.
 

Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)

Items: Machinenailgun! Robofoot!
Hit points: 8
Wounds: Frozen tip of the nose! No left arm! Heavy bleeding! No ears!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!

Spoiler: ANNA HALFORD (click to show/hide)

Items: Light saber, Swim Champ Badge
Hit points: 18
Wounds: Left leg severed below the knee! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: 25
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: The Force
Location: Helipad 42B.
 

Edit: spotted a bad char.

[Sinpwn]

Blindly sprint towards Anna and attempt to punt her off the building. FOR JUSTICE.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Hey, la. Don't forget about Tina Halford (Bruce's wife) and the dude she was cheating on him with, Drew NeverHadALastName. You know. Just in case Ochita and Sinpwn survive Anna as well.

:3
:3
:3

[Ochita]

Heal myself, with newly discovered magics.

[lawastooshort]

Hey, la. Don't forget about Tina Halford (Bruce's wife) and the dude she was cheating on him with, Drew NeverHadALastName. You know. Just in case Ochita and Sinpwn survive Anna as well.

:3
:3
:3

It Will Never End!!!!!!!1

[SeriousConcentrate]

lol, I'm just messing with ya. No need to go that far into it. ^^^ (Even if you did go that far, that's basically the end of it. The only other important NPCs were Bruce's old friend who was a Mafia hitman and got thrown in the big house, so he's not a threat, and the previous CEO/owner JK Woodward who retired due to heart troubles.)

[lawastooshort]

(Even if you did go that far, that's basically not quite the end of it. The only other important NPCs were Bruce's old friend who was a vengeance swearing Mafia hitman who just got out the big house, so he's a threat, and the previous CEO/owner/kung fu master JK Woodward who retired to concentrate on his kung fu.)

oooh!

[lawastooshort]

Tuesday: 0930 hours.

Heal myself, with newly discovered magics.

Before anyone else on the helipad can react, you attempt to heal yourself with newly discovered magics! Nothing happens [2]! You carry on bleeding a bit! The light from Anna’s Swim Champ Badge begins to tear your eyes apart! Thankfully she suddenly starts to move, and you see her and Sinclair run towards each other. Wait. No. She’s hopping.

“Bwahahaha!”

Blindly sprint towards Anna and attempt to punt her off the building. FOR JUSTICE.

[Init Sinclair vs Anna 2 vs 2 = Simultaneous Oh Noes!]

You shut your eyes and blindly sprint towards Anna, hoping to punt her off the helipad, and hoping she doesn’t get the idea to simply step aside. You run forwards furiously as she starts to hop with righteous anger towards you, light saber held down low to her left. She starts to bring it up. You lower your shoulder. The light saber flickers. You keep lowering your shoulder. Because she’s sliced off your leg [4]! You tumble and slide forward uncontrollably! Into the Violent Socialist! You punt Anna Halford off the helipad with the force of your sliding bulk [6]! You slide forward uncontrollably! You slide off the helipad on your bleeding knee stump!

You drop the machinenailgun and reach out with your right hand. You just manage to grab a handhold as you slide off the edge [5]. Blood drips from your right leg; your gun tumbles endlessly to the ground, disappearing in the cloud below.

As you hold on to the edge of the helipad, fifteen hundred feet above the ground, Daniel walks over. He looks down at you.

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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)

Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 12
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits! Left little finger severed! Right armed sliced off! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! , Invent
Location: Helipad 42B.
 

Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)

Items: Roboleftfoot!
Hit points: 2
Wounds: Frozen tip of the nose! No left arm! Heavy bleeding! No ears! No right leg!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!

Spoiler: ANNA HALFORD HAS LEFT THE HELIPAD (click to show/hide)

Items: Light saber, Swim Champ Badge
Hit points: 18
Wounds: Left leg severed below the knee! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: 25
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: The Force
Location: Helipad 42B.
 

[Ochita]

"Huh.. Come on, I wouldn't kill you."
Help sinclair back up onto the helipad.

[Sinpwn]

"Thanks man, I knew I could count on you."
Get back onto the helipad and seek medical attention (More cybernetics)

[lawastooshort]

Tuesday: 0931 hours.
 

"Huh.. Come on, I wouldn't kill you."
Help Sinclair back up onto the helipad.

You help Sinclair back onto the helipad, without letting him drop to his horrible flailing death, or slipping to yours [5]. Oh well. You grab a coffee from a nearby vending machine.
 
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
 

"Thanks man, I knew I could count on you."
Get back onto the helipad and seek medical attention (More cybernetics)

You struggle back onto the helipad with Daniel's help, and crawl off to a medbay to seek medical attention in the cybernetics department.

“Nearly there Sir, eh!” remarks the surgeon as he attaches some robo-ears to the repulsive wounds on the sides of your head [3]. “Nearly the boss! You'll be able to have robo-everything then, eh!”

An attractive nurse bandages you up to stop the heavy bleeding.

“Oh yes Sir! Robo-everything! We're all rooting for you Sir! Everyone knows the girls love a one-armed one-legged CEO! Could I be so bold as to ask you for your first CEO date Sir? You know, presuming you win and all...”

Hit Points Healed: 7hp!
Robo-Item Acquired: Robo-ears!
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
 
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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)

Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 12
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits! Left little finger severed! Right armed sliced off! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! , Invent
Location: Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!

Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)

Items: Roboleftfoot!
Hit points: 9
Wounds: Frozen tip of the nose! No left arm! No ears! No right leg!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
 

[Olith McHuman]

Clearly, this must be resolved by giving each CEO-to-be a heavily armed private jet and having them duke it out in the air.

[lawastooshort]

Tuesday: 0932 hours.
 
Suddenly, you’ve no idea what just happened, but you’re both flying fighter jets in the sky thousands of feet above GenCorp HQ!

Even more suddenly, a voice crackles over comms.

“Blackleader one and blackleader two this is blackleader three, over! No, come on, be serious, concentrate. Stop mucking about! This is JK, over! There’s only one damn way we can resolve this: you two have gotta duke it out in the air in your private fighter jets! They’re heavily armed with the latest in GenCorp technology! Go get ‘em soldiers! Over and out!”

Item Acquired: Daniel: Fighter jet!
Item Acquired: Sinclair: Fighter jet!

Achievement Unlocked: Daniel: Fighter pilot!
Achievement Unlocked: Sinclair: Fighter pilot!
 
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Spoiler: Daniel (click to show/hide)

Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants, fighter jet!
Hit points: 12
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits! Left little finger severed! Right armed sliced off! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! , Invent
Location: Thousands of feet above Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
Achievement Unlocked: Fighter pilot!

Spoiler: Sinclair Sleen (click to show/hide)

Items: Roboleftfoot! Fighter jet!
Hit points: 9
Wounds: Frozen tip of the nose! No left arm! No ears! No right leg!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: Thousands of feet above Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
Achievement Unlocked: Fighter pilot!

[SeriousConcentrate]

i c wut u did thur

[Sinpwn]

Swerve to the right and tail Daniel, fire ze missiles.