Tuesday: 0922 hours.ICE THAT WOMAN.
Counter ice with more face-flames! EPIC ELEMENT DUEL GO!
HOPELESS DEATH STRUGGLE RE-INITIATED!As Daniel re-materialises in front of Tracy, he suddenly realises where he is and fumbles about with his ice-thrower, setting it to full auto and bringing it up to fire from the hip. With her one good eye Tracy spots him, and prepares to activate
Inferno Stare![Init Daniel vs Tracy: Who cares! It’s an
EPIC ELEMENT DUEL!]
Daniel squeezes the trigger down as hard as he can; Tracy shoots out megabursts of flame from her broken face! The beam of ice meets the beam of fire! Steam hisses! There is a horrifying crackle and snap!
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EPIC ELEMENT DUEL: Daniel vs Tracy: 6 vs 4: ICE FREEZES FIRE!]
Daniel’s home built ice-thrower freezes the flames! They solidify around Tracy’s head! What’s left of her face freezes! Her brain turns to snow! Her mind turns to mush! Her body turns to ice!
Daniel walks over to the frozen-in-place receptionist and kicks her in the face. She falls over and shatters into tiny bits.
She is struck down!
Damage Sustained: Tracy: 14hp!
Wound Sustained: Tracy: Frozen remains of face!
Wound Sustained: Tracy: Mushed mind!
Wound Sustained: Shattered into tiny bits!
Wound Sustained: Death!
Become invisible and pretend to unsubmit myself, but fill Bruce Halford with nails as he activates his infrared vision. The burning napalm on my face also becomes invisible.
Pretending to unsubmit your nailed foot you become invisible and try to upgrade your staple gun to a nail gun. It suddenly turns into a machinenailgun [6]! But you aren’t invisible at all [2]! Halford looks at you nailed in place to the floor, looking as if he’s about to activate his infrared vision just to look at the napalm burning on your face better. He approaches! He looks like he’s about to Death Grip your ass!
Item Lost: Staple gun!
Item Acquired: Machinenailgun!
“I’m gonna death grip your ass boy!”
PROMOTION REQUEST PROCESS PART TWO INITIATED![Init Sinclair vs Bruce: 4 vs 5: Halford wins! Death Grip is Go!]
Halford leans over the pinned down Sinclair, and with his remaining arm reaches down to his shoulder. He activates a Death Grip! It’s moderately successful [4]! But Sinclair wriggles free before he dies [6]! He rolls through Halford’s open legs and brings his machinenailgun up, flipping the safety as he rolls. He sprays Halford with nails! They mostly hit his mech-suit!
Damage Sustained: 5hp!
Damage Inflicted: 4hp!
The Submission Drones whir over to Daniel’s corner, satisfied that their Overlord will be able to take care of Sinclair unless he manages to pull something awesome out the bag. It’s beginning to look bad for the apprentices!
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Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 15
Wounds: Right arm eaten! Pacified feet!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! ,
InventLocation: NW Corner
Items:Hit points: -7
Wounds: No face, only one ear! Only one eye! (the right one!). Crushed head! Bruised brain! Frozen remains of face! Mushed mind! Shattered into tiny bits!
Morale: -13
Failure Rating: 42.
Abilities: Head Smasher!Mental Ability:Crazy Bitch! Inferno Stare!Location: NW Corner
Achievement Unlocked! First kill!
Achievement Unlocked! Dinoslayer!
Items: Machinenailgun!
Hit points: 7
Wounds: Nailed foot!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: SW Corner
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!
Items: Mech-suit minus pants, flamethrowers x 1, Eyes of Doom
Hit points: 16 (including mech-suit)
Wounds: Left arm chewed off!
Morale: 0
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: Daughter Summoning! Death Grip! CEO and Overlord! Submission Drone Commander!
Location: Directly above you! And in the NE corner! Possibly!