CEO:4 - Ochita
Name: Daniel
Age: 23
Job Title: Research sub-assistant assistant
Skill: Easy-going (+1 to social checks)
Weakness: Clumsy. Well, you must have at least one – you’re working here after all.
Bio: Daniel was a promising high-school student. Before it turned out he didn't have enough money to get into higher education. He signed up for GenCorp, and his life spiraled out of control, landing him in his current job, and with almost no other prospects.
11.
Morale: -8.
Banned from the premises:2 - Frelock - quit his job after vomiting all over the boss without having completed a single task in the one morning he was employed.
Name: Fredrick Miller
Age: 34
Job Title: EWOP (Engineer WithOut Project)
Skill: Master of Chaos (+1 to causing confusion)
Weakness: Completely incompetent at actual work
Bio: Fredrick has never really done anything in life. He got through college...somehow. He got an engineering job, but somehow has been able to avoid actually getting assigned to any projects. He's lazy, irresponsible, and rather rude, but still hasn't been fired yet...
19.
Morale: 5.
5 - Tosca_cake92 – accidentally decapitated after leading a violent employee insurgency without having completed a single task in the half day he was employed.
Name: Toby Raah
Age: 20
Job Title: Paper Flipper (what, somebody has to do it!)
Skill: Mischivious (+1 to planning pranks on fellow co-workers)
Weakness: Procrastinator (-1 to actually doing his job)
Bio: Slacker, with no ambitions in what to do with his life. Were forced by parents to move out, get a haircut and find a job. Due to low grades in HS, the only place he was eligible to was GenCorp. His days is often spent in his cubical, planning and scheming his newest pranks on his co-workers. This often takes valuable time from his work and would certainly get him fired.. if it weren't for him being practically invisible in the mass of thousands of employees.
47.
Morale: -12.
1 - Dwarmin - jacked it all in after realising her professional life wasn't going anywhere and that Kosher Sandwich shops are, without having completed a single task in the day she was employed. Reestablished sisterly bond. Indirectly responsible for Toby Raah's death, as well as that of several hundred of her colleagues.
Name: Kathryn White
Age: 23
Job Title: Typist-Under-Under-Secretary
Skill: Type type type! (+1 to typing)
Weakness: Explosive Temper
Bio: Kathryn got a job at GenCorp as a Typist for the Mr. Powers secretaries. And apparently, all their secretaries. She does the typing for all of them. And also does errands for them. No one ever says thank you, but they do hit on and/or belittle her. She swears, the next woman who insults her hair (it's fine, leave me alone!), or next guy that tries the "Space pants" line... *WHAM, BIFF, SOCK*! Right in the nose!
21.
Morale: 8.
6 - SeriousConcentrate - suffering from pigeon fatigue, decided to live his dreams of customising bikes and fixing electrical appliances and so quit, without telling anyone. Actually completed many tasks successfully. Haz date. Killed many pigeons.
Name: Matsumura Satoshi (Satoshi is his first name)
Age: 25
Job Title: Cleanliness Resource
Skill: Mr. Fix-It (+1 to rolls made to repair pretty much anything)
Weakness: Spacey. Once he starts doing something he gets lost in his thoughts and it's very hard to rouse him.
Bio: He's a janitor. Formerly just a temp, he was recently hired on full-time.
17.
Morale: 11.
3 - Toaster - having worked hard all morning, fell into alcoholism, then a lift shaft, and then love, prompting him to sell all his possessions and tour the country with his new found love in a camper van. Deliriously happy.
Name: Larry Thrakor (Tends to go by his last name.)
Age: 29
Job Title: Help Desk, Level 1 Support
Skill: Nerd (+1 to computer-related tasks.)
Weakness: Pansy (-1 to social confrontations)
Bio: Thrakor (as he prefers to go by) is that guy you call when you forget your password. Regularly passed over for promotions to Level 2 Support (who fix actual problems), he just there answering the phone all day. He'd probably get that promotion if he had stood up and objected the three times someone clearly less qualified than him (admittedly, not by much) got the promotion instead, but alas, he has no backbone.
Can he survive? Will he ever get the promotion? Will he just get canned? Or will he just stay at his current job and fade into obscurity?
27.
Morale:15.
9 – Firelordsky – sliced to pieces by a man with no arms, legs or head after suffering a heart attack and a stroke! Suffered Process B after defying Bruce Halford. Bravely stood his ground.
Name: Alex Klag
Age: 20
Job Title: Security Guard
Skill: Master of the Death Glare (+1 to Death Glares) (1 randomly applied +1 Scottish ghost bonus)
Weakness: Crap Leader (NO LEADING)
Bio: Alex was born into a family of soldiers and security guards which helped him develop his Death Glare and helped him not get bullied in school.
11.
Morale: -3.
7 - Powder Miner - limbless and headless, asploded in a shower of BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASHRAGE, slaying Ryan Lovecroft and a herd of robovelociraptornators. Probably killed more people, trees and dinosaurs than any other employee.
Name: Powder Woodcutter
Age: 23
Job Title: Weedkiller (Kills the weeds in the gardens)
Skill: Dabbling Woodcutter (+1 to cutting large plants)
Weakness: Clumsy (Exactly what it says on the tin.)
Bio: Powder Woodcutter was born into a weird family, with the ambition of being a woodcutter. Job interviews went bad, and now he slaves in the grass outside the building all day making it look good by killing weeds.
28.
Morale: 8.
11 - Noodlerex - decapitated Powder Woocutter and then paid for it with his life! The second contestant to be slain by the headless wonder. Professionally was quite a success.
Name: Ryan Lovechild
Age: 51
Job Title: HR Drone
Skill: Super Supporting (+1)
Weakness: Emotional Wreck
Bio: After spending 5 years earning a bachelor of Arts at GenericTown University, Ryan realised that he had just wasted 5 of the best years of his life studying S***. Desperate to achieve something in his life he decided he would take the high road and do what made him the most happy, Gloating over other peoples lives.
9.
Morale: -9.
10 - Yoink - witnessed a murder and paid for it with his life, but at least got to live out his dinorobot fantasies, which alas all ended tragically. Broke his arms in a pterodactyl crash and then licked one of them off. Died of a split brain.
Name: Dan 'Danny' Woods
Age: 19
Job Title: A... Clerk or something.
Skill: Incredibly active imagination. Helps with making excuses...
Weakness: Overly loud voice, is pretty annoying overall.
Bio: A laid-back, wise-cracking highschool dropout, handed in his crudely-scrawled resume at as many places as possible (often having no idea what the job involved) and somehow ended up here.
Sports several ugly tattoos ranging from pictures of Darth Vader, to the classic barbed-wire band, to zombie demonic dinosaurs with laser-eyes.
17.
Morale: -10.
8 - Theodolus - murdered a fellow receptionist because she was fat and pursued the witness until he died of a fatal tv accident in a long running death vendetta. Horribly disfigured.
Inferno Stare! pioneer. Died of being smashed into tiny pieces.
Name: Tracy Arkins
Age: 19
Job Title: Assistant Receptionist
Skill: Phone Friendly! (+1 to talking via phones)
Weakness: Skinny Bitch (Unfriendly towards 'uglies')
Bio: Tracy was always the popular girl in high school due to her looks. Unfortunately she's not very popular anymore due to her diva attitude and horrible face-to-face skills.
38.
Morale: -8.
12- Sinpwn - quite a late comer, Sinclair earned renown as the ender of the Halford family line: Slayer of Bruce and Anna Halford. Pioneer of robolimbs after the violent severing of his arm, leg and ears. Died of being exploded in a jet.
Name: Sinclair Sleen
Age: 23
Job Title: Official Unofficial Coffee Supplier.
Skill: Eccentric. +1 to disobeying common sense.
Weakness: Insane. Randomly ignores turn orders.
Bio: Sinclair escaped from an insane asylum and somehow stole a drunk's identity by giving them a piece of paper that said "Sign here to give me your soul". He then joined Gencorp and spent his time pressing the dispense button on the coffee machine.
10.
Morale: 0.
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