Tuesday: 0929 hours.Anna Halford stands face to face with Daniel, wielding a light saber in each hand, her hair blowing about her face in the fierce winds atop Helipad 42B. Sinclair climbs onto the helipad half a dozen yards behind her. Daniel shouts over the howling wind.
"Sinclair... Let’s work together, there is nothing that stops us from being allies."“You think there is nothing!?” Anna laughs,
“There can be only one! GenCorp can only be successful with one CEO! Two of us must die! You two! I will not let my father’s legacy go the way of GeneriBiz!”
“No… I have graphs! Spreadsheets! Action points! Going forwards! Growth! Misuse of reflexive pronouns! Cost-cutting! User-centric! Strategise! Something! Together Sinclair and I can lead GenCorp to the top!
"Damn straight. Let's do this, motherfu-oh wait, you’re only eight. Erm. Let’s do this, chaps! Please!"
Full ice anna.
[Init Daniel vs Anna: 5 vs 5 = Simultaneous Death Frosting Light Saber Chuck!]
As she runs towards you, you flip your cold-thrower to uberauto and let rip! She leaps over the awful blast of ice [3 vs 6]: it hits Sinclair loitering behind [dodge =2]. The tip of his nose is frozen!
Anna lands from her Force Leap, bringing her right hand light saber down upon you as she reaches the ground [6 vs 4]: she severs your little finger!
Damage Inflicted: Sinclair: 1hp!
Damage Sustained: 1hp!
Wound Sustained: Severed little finger!
“Bwahahaha!”
Turn Anna into a pincushion.
[Init Sinclair vs Anna: 2 vs 5 = Oh god no! Not the Light Saber Chuck!]
Watching Anna leap over the terrible blast of cold that Daniel sends your way, you wonder if he really meant that about being allies. You see Anna slice off his finger! You act! You load a fragmentation pin cushion nail round into your machinenailgun and look up just in time to see a light saber flying at your face!
Oh noes [5 vs 6]! The light saber passes straight through your left arm! Slicing it off! You struggle to keep the weight of the machinenailgun under control, and pull the trigger as you see the light saber flying through the air past you back towards Anna. The fragmentation pin cushion nail round hits the light saber in midair [6 vs 6]! It explodes in a hundred thousand pieces! Nail fragments monsoon down upon the helipad! The blood is so intense it flows upwards! The light saber hurtles towards Daniel! He catastrophically fails [1] to dodge! It passes straight between his legs! The empty space between his legs! Not the bad space! Gosh. Phew.
Damage Sustained: 3hp!
Wound Sustained: Left arm sliced off!
Damage Sustained: Sinclair: 5hp!
Wound Sustained: Sinclair: Ears blown off!
Wound Sustained: Sinclair: Heavy bleeding!
Damage Inflicted: Daniel: 9hp!
Wound Inflicted: Daniel: Right armed sliced off!
Wound Inflicted: Daniel: Heavy bleeding!
Damage Inflicted: Anna: 7hp!
Wound Inflicted: Anna: Left leg severed below the knee!
Wound Inflicted: Anna: Heavy bleeding!
In terrible pain, Anna grimaces, close to tears and unable to use the Force to reclaim her second light saber. She needs a plaster! Instead, she reaches inside her Girl Guide uniform and pulls something out with her left hand.
She brandishes a Swim Champ Badge before her! The light burns fiercely before Sinclair and Daniel’s eyes!
… … … … … …
Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants.
Hit points: 14
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits! Left little finger severed! Right armed sliced off! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! ,
InventLocation: Helipad 42B.
Items: Machinenailgun! Robofoot!
Hit points: 8
Wounds: Frozen tip of the nose! No left arm! Heavy bleeding! No ears!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: Helipad 42B.
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!
Items: Light saber, Swim Champ Badge
Hit points: 18
Wounds: Left leg severed below the knee! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: 25
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: The Force
Location: Helipad 42B.
Edit: spotted a bad char.