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[Audioworm333]

Both: Oh god heal.

[Noodlerex]

Go heal and try to get a nifty utility belt

[NRDL]

Go heal and try to get a nifty utility belt

I change mah vote to this. 

[Gatleos]

Nick pulls you out of the car and drags you to the back of the Bat Cave, past some monitoring equipment and a row of Bat Suits in display cases. Sure enough, at the back of the cave you find a row of ten healing pods. Nick puts you in the first healing pod, then climbs into another. Eleven hours pass, during which the healing pod mends your broken bones and bandages your wounds.

You and Nick exit the pods. Batman looks up from a magazine and stands up.

"Pretty nice, eh? Sorry, Nick, I don't have the technology to make replacement limbs. You'll have to find that elsewhere. So, now we can-"
"I WANT A UTILITY BELT"
"...Of course, my Bat Cave is your Bat Cave. You have full access to the facilities."



NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Katana
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: None
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[Yoink]

>Put on a suitably tough expression as we clip on our utility belt with a loud clank. Ask Bats what's in it.
Then use the monitor/console/80s computers to perve on hot girls see what's happening with the whole 'ninja-terrorist-attack' thing.

NC: Grin and bear it. He's still twice as badass as most people with just one arm!

Edit: Just missed an apostrophe.

[NRDL]

>Put on a suitably tough expression as we clip on our utility belt with a loud clank. Ask Bats what's in it.
Then use the monitor/console/80s computers to perve on hot girls see what's happening with the whole 'ninja-terrorist-attack thing.

NC: Grin and bear it. He's still twice as badass as most people with just one arm!

I have nothing to suggest, so this. 

[Zako]

Time to check out the city for the source of the trouble.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

nick: attach a broken sword on the end of a chain and get a half burnt martial arts book

[Audioworm333]

>Put on a suitably tough expression as we clip on our utility belt with a loud clank. Ask Bats what's in it.
Then use the monitor/console/80s computers to perve on hot girls see what's happening with the whole 'ninja-terrorist-attack' thing.

NC: Grin and bear it. He's still twice as badass as most people with just one arm!

Edit: Just missed an apostrophe.

[Gatleos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've left the starting location vague, so if anyone wants to define it, feel free.

You run over to the equipment rack and grab a utility belt, then spend the next thirty seconds attempting to clamp it around your flab.
"There's an adjustable strap, if you- there you go."
"So, Batman, what's in this utility belt?"
"That's an old MkII model. It should have some batarangs, a couple of smoke bombs, and a grappling hook."
"Nice."

You then head over to the set of computer displays and flip on all the switches. The screens light up, showing an overview of the city.
"Melvin, what's the highest building around here?"
"I suppose that would be the city bank, downtown."

Nick types the information into the database, and the map zooms in on an overview of a tall skyscraper. Hundreds of blinking dots surround the building.
"Shit. It's a hive."
"A what?"
"A ninja hive. A big one, too. They must have the whole city blocked off, to allow it to grow. First thing's first, we have to destroy that hive. If we don't the whole region could be overrun. So, whaddaya think, kid? We've gotta formulate a plan, and fast."

New Pantheodex entry discovered: Ninja

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Katana | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: None
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[BunnyBob77]

Look up the ninja entry, then get in the batmobile and prepare to destroy the ninja hive.

[Gatleos]

Spoiler: Ninja (click to show/hide)

Ninja
The ninja is an elusive and powerful creature, found mainly in inland mountainous regions and arid deserts. The original ninjas are theorized not to have evolved naturally, but been magically engineered millennia ago by an unknown third party. Since then, they have become tools of destruction, being deployed in various capacities by the Pantheon's enemies over the centuries.

The ninja is a nocturnal predator, possessing a rudimentary hive-mind which allows it to communicate with the rest of the hive. Ninja society is "ruled" by the Queen Ninja, which spawns ninja cocoons and sustains the hive. The queen is in turn supplied with nutrition by the worker ninjas, who hunt for food at night. The worker ninja's black chitin exoskeleton suits it for stealth, as does its ability to temporarily refract light around itself, effectively becoming invisible. This light-refraction ability uses the ninja's internal energy, and as a result rapidly tires it out upon use. To "recharge" this ability and collect nutrition, the ninja enters its cocoon during the daytime to perform photosynthesis. Queen ninjas actively seek out high-elevation or barren locations to site their hives because of this, in order to effectively use the sunlight.

You head over to the Batmobile, but Batman stops you.
"Sorry, I'm gonna need the Batmobile. You can take the Batcycle, though!"

Batman tosses you some keys and points to a motorcycle off to the side of the cave.
"Alright Nick, let's go!"
"We're off!"

You hop onto the Batcycle, raise the kickstand, turn the key and rev the throttle! The Batcycle comes to life, ready for adventure! Nick hops onto the Batcycle behind you, his crotch homoerotically pressing against your back. And just like that, you speed out of the Batcave and out the entrance to historical Bronson Cave! The outskirts of town begin to pass you by as you head toward the heart of the city.
"Alright kid, we're in the big leagues now. A ninja hive, especially one of this size, is nothing to be taken lightly. We're gonna have to play this smart. So, what's the plan, hero?"

As night descends upon you, the towering city bank skyscraper gradually rises on the horizon, glowing with an unearthly light and capped with an eerie pulsating blob. Hundreds of ninjas mill around the compound, standing guard over the massive hive. The Batcycle slows to a stop, just out of earshot of the towering skyscraper.
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Katana | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: Batcycle
WOUNDS: None
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[Time Blossom]

Question: Are the "Abilities Discovered" Melvin's or Nick's? It kinda looks like the latter, since they're under Nick's character sheet and the third one unlocked after Nick made it to Level 3. In which case,

>Concentrate on Cutie Mark; try to unlock Rank II Abilities.

Otherwise,

>Attach grappling hook to batcycle, and use it to drive up the side of the building. Clearly, the Queen will be somewhere near the top floor.

[Tlc2011]

Melvin> Summon the powers of Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the hive into space
Nick> Shoot the damn ninjas
Batman> Batarangs!

OORRRR....

Melvin/Nick> LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JENNKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS
Batman> Facepalm

[Tlc2011]

Did i kill the thread?