I think Gatleos wants to end this game...
Nah, the RNG just hates you with the burning intensity of 2d20 suns.
The velociraptor makes its move, attempting to snap you in half with its definitely-scientifically-accurate jaws of death. But
just then, your hands shoot out, grab both ends of its jaw and snap its neck like a twig! You then proceed to stand up, push over the water cooler and surf the velociraptor's corpse across the water-slicked floor toward Nick! You toss batarangs left and right, disarming and disabling the ninjas who get in your way!
Nick
bites a ninja in the head and squirms out of his grasp, then stands up and stumbles around in a stupor.
You randomly fuck about with the police radio, looking for a clear channel. Finally, you come across a transmission.
"Melvin? Melvin, what are you doing? Is the Batcycle okay?!
NAME:
Melvin T.RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio |
Utility BeltVEHICLE:
Batcycle [!]WOUNDS: Light Bleeding (chest/arms) | Heavy bleeding (eye) | Cracked Ribcage
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Level 2 Badass
NAME:
Nicolas CageRANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun |
KatanaVEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm | Missing Left Arm | Light Bleeding (chest) | Very Heavy Bleeding (left arm stump)
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Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered:
I: Assertiveness |
II: Instant Firearm Expert |
III: Car-Fu