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[Tack]

... Anyway.

>Attach grappling hook to batcycle, and use it to drive up the side of the building. Clearly, the Queen will be somewhere near the top floor.

Try to attack the Queen straight on.

[Armok]

> Apply explosion to critical support structure of skyscraper

[Gatleos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The abilities are the ones that have been "discovered". Anyone in the party can use them, as long as their level is >= the number of the ability. So, Nick can use all three right now, but Melvin can only use the first two.

Thinking quickly, you pull the grappling hook out of the utility belt. You then attach one end of the grappling hook to the Batcycle, fire it at the side of the building, and retract the cable. The Batcycle is dragged at high speed along the ground, then ramps off of a conveniently-placed fruit stand outside the building and flies through the air! The Batcycle crashes through a window on the fifth floor of the skyscraper, throwing you and Nick off! About a dozen ninjas immediately leap in through the broken window and advance on you with their swords raised!

You consider blowing up a main support of the skyscraper, but you didn't plan this out very well so you don't have any explosives to use.

Rain begins to fall heavily outside; the sky darkens, and you can hear thunder in the distance.
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Katana | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: Batcycle [!]
WOUNDS: Light Bleeding (chest/arms)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm | Light Bleeding (chest/arm)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[jc6036]

Edit: ninjad by the gm. Removed action. Oh, and is the plural form of ninja Ninjas or Ninja? I know that in the naruto they were always referred to as ninja, so. . . . .

[HailFire]

Explode tower. It will be full of ninja, and the more ninja that we kill the better. Oh, and is the plural form of ninja Ninjas or Ninja? I know that in the naruto they were always referred to as ninja, so. . . . .

Words in Japanese don't end in anything but vowels and n.

[jc6036]

And since ninja is a japanese word to begin with. . . . Well, unless these are american ninjas Anyways, > throw a batarang to take a couple out, then  perform crazy awesome sword moves while nic fires his gun one handed.

[Zako]

Nick is out of ammo! Have him gun whip a few senseless instead. Also, when getting up, we should do a swirly spining attack with our sword as we rise to our feet to give us space/take out a few.

[Tack]

Karatefight.

[jc6036]

Karateswordfight

ftfy  

[Gatleos]

Before you can even move, one of the ninjas throws a ninja star into your eye! You stumble around blindly, screaming and swinging your katana randomly, then finally trip over a potted plant and collapse next to a water-cooler.
Meanwhile, Nick pulls out his SMG and pistol whips a nearby ninja with it! The ninja is knocked backward and stumbles out the window!

You can hear a commotion below as the ninjas mobilize toward you. Several velociraptor-mounted ninjas leap in through nearby windows and brandish katanas!
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Ninja Star x1 | Katana | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: Batcycle [!]
WOUNDS: Light Bleeding (chest/arms) | Heavy bleeding (eye)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm | Light Bleeding (chest/arm)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu

[Zako]

Toss our katana to nick then whip out a smoke bomb and batarang, toss the smoke bomb amongst the raptors then throw the batarang and knock em all out! Nick will go to town on those ninjas and clear a path to the stairs.

[Trapezohedron]

Melvin:> Fill self with MUCH determination and willpower, then break the katana into half. Pass the broken blade to Nick and allocate 1/2 bladekind to your strife specibus, allowing you to wield the hilt, and whatever remains on the katana's hilt's blade, with brutal efficiency. use the hilt as a weapon, smacking people with it like it was the rear end of a pistol.

Nick:> Perform an AWESOMELY EPIC BACKFLIP to distract the veloci-ninjas, catch the blade Melvin throws at you, being careful not to get your fingers cut, then cut them to shreds with the broken hiltless katana blade.

[Noodlerex]

Find a pair of contact lenses glasses are incredibly unbadass unless they are of the Sun variety.

[Tack]

Toss our katana to nick then whip out a smoke bomb and batarang, toss the smoke bomb amongst the raptors then throw the batarang and knock em all out! Nick will go to town on those ninjas and clear a path to the stairs.

[Gatleos]

The screeches of the velociraptor mounts fill the air as they charge into the room, so you buy some time by throwing a smoke bomb! You then blindly toss the katana to Nick. The smoke fills the room, obscuring your view. You attempt to incapacitate the blinded velociraptors with a batarang, but miss completely. Probably due to your inability to see and bleeding eye.
Nick catches the katana, but is blinded by the smoke bomb before he can do any damage to the ninjas! He swings wildly with no effect.

You briefly consider getting contacts to increase your badassery, but quickly come to the conclusion that glasses are far more badass and the voice in your head trying to convince you otherwise doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about.

One of the velociraptors finds you in the cloud of smoke and wraps its jaws around your torso! Meanwhile, Nick is tackled by two ninjas and held down!

Suddenly, the sprinkler system comes on due to all the smoke filling the room! You can hear ninja reinforcements coming up the stairs.
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Ninja Star x1 | Utility Belt
VEHICLE: Batcycle [!]
WOUNDS: Light Bleeding (chest/arms) | Heavy bleeding (eye)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun | Katana
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Missing Right Arm | Light Bleeding (chest/arm)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu