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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 466024 times)

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Ah.  I keep crashing in 40.24.  It's becoming slightly annoying.  Anybody got DF 40.23 or lower hanging around?  I need to downgrade.
  On the download page for 40.24, go to 'legacy' section.  Select.

They prefer to drink molten metal.

Why haven't dwarves learned how to brew meat into booze?
They have, but the filthy buggers keep nippin' it on the job.

  What is the canon way to explain the sudden changes between versions/worlds?
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Link please?
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Does PyLNP keep their updates somewhere?
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Badger Storm

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Ah.  I keep crashing in 40.24.  It's becoming slightly annoying.  Anybody got DF 40.23 or lower hanging around?  I need to downgrade.
  On the download page for 40.24, go to 'legacy' section.  Select.

They prefer to drink molten metal.

Why haven't dwarves learned how to brew meat into booze?
They have, but the filthy buggers keep nippin' it on the job.

  What is the canon way to explain the sudden changes between versions/worlds?

Armok gets bored and reshapes reality to something less boring.

Why can't you use animals' nails to make crafts if migrants sometimes arrive wearing nail jewelry?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Does PyLNP keep their updates somewhere?
Check the front page of the thread.
Ah.  I keep crashing in 40.24.  It's becoming slightly annoying.  Anybody got DF 40.23 or lower hanging around?  I need to downgrade.
  On the download page for 40.24, go to 'legacy' section.  Select.

They prefer to drink molten metal.

Why haven't dwarves learned how to brew meat into booze?
They have, but the filthy buggers keep nippin' it on the job.

  What is the canon way to explain the sudden changes between versions/worlds?

Armok gets bored and reshapes reality to something less boring.

Why can't you use animals' nails to make crafts if migrants sometimes arrive wearing nail jewelry?
How do you even get the nails in the first place?

When will people finally cease mistaking this thread as a serious one?
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I do stuff, I guess

Badger Storm

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When people stop mistaking idle curiosity for legitimate questions.

Why aren't there any kaiju in DF?
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Naryar

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When people stop mistaking idle curiosity for legitimate questions.

Why aren't there any kaiju in DF?

They're called Forgotten Beasts.

why is this thread off-topic

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To be on topic is to be off another one, and in this perpetual state of flux this thread shall exist.

Why don't automatons exist in DF?
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To be on topic is to be off another one, and in this perpetual state of flux this thread shall exist.

Why don't automatons exist in DF?
Implying that Bronze colossi aren't?

What is the freakish rain that falls mainly on the plain to inflict pain?

Aslandus

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The rain on the plain that causes pain is made of acid... from Spain...

Why don't fisherdwarves use spears to fish?

Badger Storm

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Would you want to be that close to a wounded, thrashing tiger shark?

Hypothetically speaking, how many giant wrens would you have to kill in order to get enough of their (hypothetical) nails to make a crown?
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Vyro

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Hypothetically speaking, how many giant wrens would you have to kill in order to get enough of their (hypothetical) nails to make a crown?

Precisely one for a single material stack, duh. Regardless of size it is consumed entirely for one job.

Why would a stack of several dozen bones be required to decorate a small animal trap whereas some dorfs happily make entire cabinets out of single tiny gem?
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Badger Storm

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The bones are stacked like Lincoln logs, and the rough gems are actually about the size of an elephant.

Why do building materials become darker when made into floors?  I can't make my Pikachu mosaic dining room like this!
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Sanctume

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Why do building materials become darker when made into floors?  I can't make my Pikachu mosaic dining room like this!

Isn't there a option to adjust tink in the LNP?

If a a mini-fort out of a cube of obsidian over a volcano is caved-in, will it stay intact on the bottom?
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