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Ochita

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #150 on: July 06, 2011, 06:01:55 pm »
"Stop this.. I would like to be the religious adviser here. If that is okay with you, my lord."
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #151 on: July 06, 2011, 06:03:34 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on July 06, 2011, 06:00:15 pm
He'll learn how to scribble words in the sand behind our backs
With what, his feet?

WE'LL CUT HIS LEGS OFF!
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #152 on: July 06, 2011, 06:03:58 pm »
"point is...there is not anyone more powerful than the kids and the swords. so the kid can write in the sand, but nothing will come to help him. unless you're claiming there is someone more powerful than our lord and his realm."
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“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #153 on: July 06, 2011, 06:07:39 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on July 06, 2011, 06:03:34 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on July 06, 2011, 06:00:15 pm
He'll learn how to scribble words in the sand behind our backs
With what, his feet?

WE'LL CUT HIS LEGS OFF!

He'll bleed on us and then our weapons and armor will get rusty!
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Taricus

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #154 on: July 06, 2011, 06:10:27 pm »
We can clean that though. An armless, legless mute kid can't do anything to us. Though I think that's too cruel (For a child), I think I have an idea for a bodyguard for the king.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #155 on: July 06, 2011, 06:12:06 pm »
...he'll probably bite us or something
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #156 on: July 06, 2011, 06:12:58 pm »
"I think we are going too far with the examples, gentlemen."

Shootandrun had just entered the room.
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« Reply #157 on: July 06, 2011, 06:19:27 pm »
"We continue we have a mission, and thus me must complete it." said Asgard as he adjusted the sword strapped across his back.
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« Reply #158 on: July 06, 2011, 06:20:30 pm »
"Necromancy? Is that what this is about? Other kingdoms tried to employ it in the past, and they were all taken over by dark beasts. I see the potential benefits, but fear for my life. To be safe, please keep a tight hold on the necromancers, but do not let them know they are being held so." Peglegpenguin pauses. "The material was discovered, by accident actually, and made stuck to its container. Attempts to remove or break it were fruitless, even with our most powerful tools. We finally destroyed the container, yet the strange material was not phased. The young apprentice who made it explained what he did, and after a few attempts the recipe was repeated. I present you with this dagger, as a gift from the royal alchemy lab. You may do with it as you choose, and put it under any trials you desire. The metal's name is also yours to choose. Now I am needed in the labs again since I can't possibly keep up with the reply speed. Please excuse me." Peglegpenguin bows to his leader, and waits to be allowed exit, or told to do something else.

OOC: If I'm an adviser, then why am I not in the list of advisers?
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 06:32:50 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #159 on: July 06, 2011, 06:33:36 pm »
*Looking at the dagger, Shootandrun seems suspicious.*

"Do you trust the alchemist, my lord, or do I call a magician to check if the new metal is radioactive?"
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #160 on: July 06, 2011, 06:36:14 pm »
Quote from: peglegpengeuin on July 06, 2011, 06:20:30 pm
OOC: If I'm an adviser, then why am I not in the list of advisers?

-Non Canon putdown-
"Because I deemed below my notice alchemist. You are not an advisor, merely an overeager boy that plays with vile chemicals that numb the brain and heart, leave one soft and craven to the powers of Hell! Begone, before I erase your family name from existence, confiscate your belongings as gifts for my wenches, launch your children from the castle walls on trebuchets, boil you in your own cookpot and feed the liquified remains to my swine-herds!"

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #161 on: July 06, 2011, 06:38:35 pm »
((Damn it, that has to be canon now. FLYING CHILDREN TREBUCHETS!))
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #162 on: July 06, 2011, 06:42:58 pm »
OOC:My character is an old man. I feel totally misunderstood :(. But seriously, it's fine.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #163 on: July 06, 2011, 08:17:41 pm »
Actually the laws have a very specific ban on the use of trebuchet children dating back to the reign of King Tornaro the 3rd. Our mighty lord is perfectly capable of changing this of course
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #164 on: July 06, 2011, 08:19:38 pm »
What about on adults?
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