Update ahoy. This is a multipurpose mini-update, though, so don't get your hopes up.
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Heroes and VillainsA comet crashes into city hall, crushing the Crushinator. The Crushinator survives, but loses his left arm. It'll take time, but the arm will grow back, so nobody particularly cares, save for the butlers who are furious. At space.
Spluntastic Teen is visited by three ghosts of past, present, and yet to come. Not
the three ghosts of those things from that book about Christmas, but ghosts nonetheless. Past shows him his... mother?
Okay, whatever. Splunty cries his angsty little heart out for no particular reason. Possibly because a drug addict just stole his lunch money, but that's beyond the point.
The Queen brutally murders some random drug addict mugger and steals all the money he had on him. Isn't he just a great gal?
Meanwhile present shows Splunty that Mister Fantastic was actually his father, and Splundiferous Boy apparently had some guy named Zordon's egg in his stomach when he... died? Regardless Splunty vomits the egg up, and out hatches some sort of bald man.
Splunty cries again, for absolutely no reason this time. Possibly because another weirdo showed up, but whatever the cause, it makes yet to come angry enough to decide that haunting the Crushinator would be far easier.
Meanwhile Elasti is slaughtering her big business diner competition. With guns. And orphan corpses. Huzzah!
Meanwhile, yet to come is showing the Crushinator a vision of his immortal nemesis, Count Crushacula! And some random guy.
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I'll finish the update in another post. One of my pets seems to be pretty sick, so I have some stuff I need to look up.