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[peglegpengeuin]

I meant adding a power ranger element to the three heroes, not adding a power ranger ally. You know, like letting the Sweet Transvestite summon and then pilot a giant pink cougar. Oops, that was the wrong link. Unless you meant making a chauvinistic Zordon. That might work.

[Geen]

(jaw drops)
HELL YES!

[Lillipad]

I'm still not sure how I feel about chauvinistic Zordon, but when I end the hiatus I'm changing the title.

[peglegpengeuin]

I think it's about time for a bump.

[Lillipad]

I don't think I've felt fully awake even once during this hiatus. I'll try to post an update(even just a few mini ones if I have to) before next Sunday, but I don't know when I'll feel up to writing something properly again.

[peglegpengeuin]

Ooh, I has idea. How about we all go around the world looking for rare gemstones that give us magic powers while my minions make the GM. As Zordon will explain to the heroes, 'tis a race to claim their "ancient powas". And instead of using boring Earth, let's go for something like this:

Spoiler: Adventure Planet (click to show/hide)

Fantastica: Place where the story up until now has taken place.

Splundiferia: A commonwealth of Great Spluntastia, this island mostly does whatever it's bigger brother Fantastica tells it to do.

Musclevania: Home country of the Crushinator. Recently invaded by CDP forces. The Crushinator managed to flee in time to Fantastica, though had to leave his family behind. His PHD in beating the living daylights out of things was not recognized in Fantastica, so the Crushinator had to live in an immigrant community working for minimum wage. After much hard work he was able to live the American Spluntastic Dream of rising to super villainy. Sworn to someday raise enough money to bring entire extended family of Crushinators to Great Spluntastia.

Yeti Highlands/lowlands: Here be yetis. Some live high up. Some live down low.

Communist Dinosaur Place: Leader is Raptor Stalin. I doubt I have to say much more.

Mysteria: Obligatory Middle Eastern desert place. Full of mystery. Is it somehow connected to the Giant Bruised Sea Banana?

Giant Bruised Sea Banana: ? ? ?

Each country could have its own made-up monuments based on the country's theme. So what do you think? This is all just me playing around with ideas, and isn't canon unless you give the thumbs up, Lillipad.

[Lillipad]

I might send SerCon to Musclevania for a Castlevania themed change, but nobody was really born anywhere. I like to think that the heroes and villains in this game spawned from fish eggs. Plus I've already played around with the idea of this being set in the actual world, with Fantastica being a seperate country, but also part of the United States.
If I do incorporate any of those ideas, they're going to be a part of the moon.

[SeriousConcentrate]

As long as you give me a whip, a knife, a vial of holy water, a red gem, an oak stake, some garlic, and a bag of laurels I'll be fine there.

[Geen]

Hell yes. We shall go where no man has ever gone before... To the Bruised Sea Banana!

[peglegpengeuin]

I might send SerCon to Musclevania for a Castlevania themed change, but nobody was really born anywhere. I like to think that the heroes and villains in this game spawned from fish eggs.

Wasn't really aiming for Transylvania with Musclevania. Just thought it sounded cool. The only problem with fish eggs is that they make a Grandma Crushinator impossible. Also think it would be funny to photoshop the Crushinator into something like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, I know I didn't edit that in anywhere near well. I was going to give him a hat too. Also, look how happy the Crushinator is to be in the spluntastic land of opportunity.

[Lillipad]

The only one who's ever going to Transylvania is quip.

[Lillipad]

Update ahoy. This is a multipurpose mini-update, though, so don't get your hopes up.

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Heroes and Villains
A comet crashes into city hall, crushing the Crushinator. The Crushinator survives, but loses his left arm. It'll take time, but the arm will grow back, so nobody particularly cares, save for the butlers who are furious. At space.
Spluntastic Teen is visited by three ghosts of past, present, and  yet to come. Not the three ghosts of those things from that book about Christmas, but ghosts nonetheless. Past shows him his... mother?

Okay, whatever. Splunty cries his angsty little heart out for no particular reason. Possibly because a drug addict just stole his lunch money, but that's beyond the point.
The Queen brutally murders some random drug addict mugger and steals all the money he had on him. Isn't he just a great gal?
Meanwhile present shows Splunty that Mister Fantastic was actually his father, and Splundiferous Boy apparently had some guy named Zordon's egg in his stomach when he... died? Regardless Splunty vomits the egg up, and out hatches some sort of bald man.

Splunty cries again, for absolutely no reason this time. Possibly because another weirdo showed up, but whatever the cause, it makes yet to come angry enough to decide that haunting the Crushinator would be far easier.
Meanwhile Elasti is slaughtering her big business diner competition. With guns. And orphan corpses. Huzzah!
Meanwhile, yet to come is showing the Crushinator a vision of his immortal nemesis, Count Crushacula! And some random guy.


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I'll finish the update in another post. One of my pets seems to be pretty sick, so I have some stuff I need to look up.

[Lillipad]

Well, I got my pet some food to help digestion and got him cleaned up a bit, and he looks less dead. So that's cool. I got to sleep and woke up at decent times for once, so you can expect the rest of the update sometime in the evening.

[Geen]

See if my squad of armed Denny's employees can take over the space program, while Elasti visits Aperture Science to see if a kid's meal toys deal can be made.

EDIT: And I hope your pet gets better. What is it?

[Lillipad]

Trying to make the heroes a terrorist organization, eh?

OT: Guinea pig. About five or six years old. From what I looked up he's actually fairly normal for a male pig at that age, standard digestive issues, some sore muscles, nothing that will really need a vet's attention.