I'll just assume woose is going to escort Zergling on his conquest of EVIL.
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Heroes
Mister Fantastic and Splundiferous Boy
They start their day with a refreshing morning jog through the "fantastic" sewers of Fantastica. Needless to say, they were not disappointed.
Splundiferous Boy, being more out of it than usual, blindly follows Mister Fantastic to what can only be an early graveVICTORY!
The two heroes make their way to town, and exit through a manhole. Oncoming traffic is stopped for hours by their attempt to squeeze Mister Fantastic through the orifice of stench-ridden fantasticness.
After having to smash the street into tiny bits, the two bumbling moronsHEROES!, they manage to find some EVIL to ENACT JUSTICE UPON. It is not the Tax Collector. It is not the Crushinator. It is not even She Hag, the un-haggable! No, it is a. KIND. ELDERLY. FEMALE. Also known as Granny Plunt by the local street thugs, who all mysteriously pass away after addressing her in that manner.
The two strapping heroes decide to mug the granny. After pulling out his trusty shiv of JUSTICE, Mister Fantastic fantastically loots the fantastic wallet. However, Splundiferous Boy only manages to steal one of his grenades into said wallet. Granny Plunt tries to plant the wallet into Mister Fantastic's thrat, but fails fantastically to do so.
Villains
Tax Collector
This heinous fiend of a man starts the morning by spying on his neighbor. By neighbor, he means the woman in the apartment a restraining order away from his shack in the backyard of the other woman with a restraining order(significantly smaller) on him.
He finishes his cereal, muds his hair down with dog food oils, and begins his brisk morning jog in the nude.
When the police try to stop him, he has his personal army of tax collecting freaks march the streets in (non)uniform, destroying everything in their path. Sadly, the fools forgot that they weren't supposed to hit each other, and cause a riot.
As the evening approaches, most of downtown is engulfed in smashed, tax collected mayhem. The Tax Collector returns to his shack, and goes to sleep while looking through his telescope to peep into the restraining order's apartment.
The Crushinator
The Crushinator begins his sophisticated morning with a cup of tea, and some scones. He orders his army of highly skilled body-building butlers to prepare his morning bath and robe, then begins cooking breakfast. The Crushinator finishes his morning routine, then goes out for a light jog in the brisk morning sun.
After his light jog is over, the Crushinator finds himself in a rather suspicious part of town, and notices some friendly debate(read: rioting) off in the distance. He asks his body-building butlers to go participate, and ends up in the fray of speech himself.
By the end of the day, he feels everyone had a rather good time, and enjoys his dinner in the peaceful candlelight of his penthouse suite.
She Hag
Being the only intelligent member of the worthless pieces of garbage that comprises her team, She Hag decides to take over a cake factory for breakfast. For brunch, her henchmen make the place more like a cake factory, and establish a basement villain's den. For dinner, She Hag delights at the SCIENCE her worthless henchmen managed to steal. She smacks them across the face for their reward, and puts the SCIENCE in the villain's den for later use. She informs her worthless side kicks of the base, and goes to bed in her new house.
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Topic: The Spluntastic adventures of Spluntastic Teen!(somewhat back) (Read 9864 times)