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Author Topic: Dwarven Drinking Game  (Read 11567 times)

TheeBaconman

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2011, 06:01:43 pm »
Everytime you see your dwarves kill a dwarf take a shot. Everytime you kill a noble take a shot.
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Quote from: roflgar on September 16, 2011, 04:47:50 pm
Think of the children?!
You sick freak.

godisdead132

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2011, 06:09:25 pm »
check my sig
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Quote from: Silent_Thunder on November 11, 2010, 06:23:31 pm
1. Start DF
2. Mainline Whiskey untill it all makes sense (even dwarven behavior)
3. Pass Out.

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2011, 06:19:11 pm »
Every time you see "Urist McIdiot cancels every job ever: Job item lost or destroyed." take a shot.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2011, 06:23:22 pm »
Quote from: bucket on June 23, 2011, 06:19:11 pm
Every time you see "Urist McIdiot cancels every job ever: Job item lost or destroyed." take a shot.
How about one for every suspended wall construction job.

That's my least favourite kind of spam. Just move... the... fucking... item...
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2011, 06:25:43 pm »
Everytime a kitten is born or killed, take a shot.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2011, 06:28:41 pm »
Quote from: chewie on June 23, 2011, 06:25:43 pm
Everytime a kitten is born or killed, take a shot.

Not enough Dwarven Wine in the multiverse
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Quote from: Broseph Stalin on August 19, 2011, 10:45:04 pm
"I haven't seen my parents in nearly a year, I can't move a foot in any direction, I spend all my days being attacked by animals, and I've been forced to drink sheep puke- wow that's a nice floor grate!"

TheeBaconman

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2011, 06:31:21 pm »
Quote from: Ipwnurmom221 on June 23, 2011, 06:28:41 pm
Quote from: chewie on June 23, 2011, 06:25:43 pm
Everytime a kitten is born or killed, take a shot.

Not enough Dwarven Wine in the multiverse

Then you're not doing it the right dwarven way
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Quote from: roflgar on September 16, 2011, 04:47:50 pm
Think of the children?!
You sick freak.

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2011, 06:44:52 pm »
Every 10 times a crafter makes a mastepiece take a sip.

Why yes I do what you to get alcohol poisoning.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2011, 07:48:52 pm »
Every craft possession, take a shot.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2011, 07:50:50 pm »
Every Snatcher! protect the children! report.
take a shot

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2011, 07:56:41 pm »
Every "Cancels job: handling dangerous animal" when trying to milk that creature, take a shot.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2011, 08:06:07 pm »
Every time a dwarf is idle when he should be working take a shot.

Following that every time said dwarf starts work only to go straight on a break without actually doing any.

And then another when he joins the party after the break.


GET TO WORK DAMN YOU!!!!  DON'T YOU EVER BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT REPLACEABLE!!!!
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2011, 08:34:12 pm »
For every "the severed part flies off in an arc!"
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2011, 08:44:37 pm »
For every time a dwarf gives his weapon a name...

Take a shot
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Game
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2011, 09:08:36 pm »
For every masterpiece notification, take a shot.

The longer you play, the worse it gets.
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